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Dennis Swennumson

I am here for Networking

About Me

key to what it says below my name (pronounced swenn-uhm-sun):
a. "Stand-up": i do stand-up comedy. i don't get paid much (that's because i have a lot experience in spokane AKA the land of majors without deals)
b. "As Seen on TV": i've been on spokane public access sptting game about public transportation and my part on the HBO/Dane Cook series "Tourgasm" was edited down to a blurry, split second.
c. Comedic Writers: i'm always working on a story. but i'm not listening to what you're saying. 2 amendments + 2 fingers = a fist with lil bunny ears on top or a fat birdie to you!

I also am a utility man for a fine group of entertainers called SECOND WINDOW ENTERTAINMENT! this is the latest complete short below, I doubled as the kind waiter and the ruthless villain IN McGregger: One Wounded Knee
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Also enjoy this fabulous short on the inner-workings of the heart with: Jerry Curl in: Ode to My Heart

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

what every straight dude wants when he fills this out: a pornbot! or a grad student

My Blog

Real chimps get down on the floor!

From NPR.org:Weekend Edition Sunday, June 22, 2008 ยท Copulation calls  the sounds made during sex  seem to help female primates attract as many sex partners as possible. As a survival strategy, it's...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 07:25:00 GMT

No Sex and the Not City

Work through it. DJ Unk is in town, he'd tell me to walk it out. Write through it, laugh it off. "Get over ___," said the sweet girl. Get over what? She whispers things and I laugh in my mind. I shrug...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:46:00 GMT

happy sunday! here’s what YOU MISSED overnight from DNN!

BARACK OBAMA denounces RELIGION!?Obama Explains Why He Quit Church!?June 01, 2008 4:54 AMABC News' Sunlen Miller Reports: Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., held a long press availability in Aberdeen, South D...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 03:54:00 GMT

there’s something about Juno and rugby...

okay so i finally did it, finally got over the hooplah- and watched JUNO. officially the last person in America to watch the story of the pregnant high school girl who doesn't know what to do and thin...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 20:53:00 GMT

hmm...time to hop on the LATEST bandwagon in politics! bash the woman!

Reprinted without permission.Yup.From TheStranger.com:By Erica C. BarnettIt's time for Hillary to concede. I'm the biggestsometimes, it feels like, the onlyHillary supporter at this paper. I don't a...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 17:34:00 GMT

on what would be college graduation...

lately what's been dominating my mind is where i would be now. if things had gone according to the dreamed plan i would be graduating and planning a fat party for my friends where we would get ridicul...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 20:16:00 GMT

second window strikes again...

yes. it's now booted up.McGregger: One Wounded Knee ..more to come.
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 12:22:00 GMT

this just in from DNN via some other country....

goodness gracious great balls of Brazilian fire. BRAZILLIAN SOCCER STAR TRICKED!?watch out for the biggest balls of them all people.BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOPFrom my favorite news source: BBC.co.uk...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:51:00 GMT

on a spring day chilling...

i have decided to break a little while from physical stand-up to journal and write.and QUIT SMOKING. typing helps. i'm working on something right now, a journal of some kind i suppose.there are more i...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:56:00 GMT

things i support whole-heaterdly...

peaceanimalswritingworkingand its so hardand stop whiningAND WIN!!!and now SOME NEWS FROM THE DENNIS NEWS (neck)TWERK!A successful attempt to quit smoking may depend on where women are in their monthl...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:55:00 GMT