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The Sad Waltzes of Pietro Crespi

notbuchanan

About Me

I am Buchanan. Buchanan is the epitome of "neat-o" among the lesbian community. I enjoy hair dye, long walks on the street, and Asians. If you live in Roanoke Rapids it's best you go ahead and forget about me, because I'm out of this fucking town in a matter of weeks - and I'm not ever looking back.

My Interests

Calling myself a lesbian even though I lack the necessary genitalia and have no desire to have it, listening to music, posing as an international superstar (Jolene Viglione), meeting people, listening to amazing music, seeing great shows, watching wonderful music, using an excess of adjectives, dying and doing fun things with my hair, getting dressed up all crazy like, and planning my big move.

I'd like to meet:

I've met so many great people in my life (3/5s of Of Montreal, need I say more?) but I'd love to meet so many more.Davey and Dottie (formally), Emily Haines, Amanda Palmer, Brian Viglione, Rufa-Dufa, Melora Creager & Co.,Skye, like minded friends who would like to sit outside of trendy cafes listening to indie music and sip tea, and Nina.

Music:

Animal Collective Bjork Caribou Dresden Dolls, The Emily Haines Frou Frou Georgie Fruit Hedwig and the Angry Inch Imogen Heap James Husband Killers, The List Christee Major Organ and the Adding Machine Neutral Milk Hotel Of Montreal Peter, Bjorn, and John Question mark and the Mysterians Rasputina Shins, The Trevor Moore Utada HIkaru (Not that I've heard her in the past 3 years) V (None) Weezer Xiu Xiu Yoko Ono Zombies, the (taking sam's word for it)That took an amazing amount of effort, I hate you if you didn't see what I did.

Movies:

Dancer in the Dark, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Jesus is Magic, I Am The One that I Want, Notorious C.H.O, Revolution, Assassin, too many others to list.

Television:

Big Brother UK, Guiding Light, Project Runway, Whitest Kids U Know, Crimma Minds. That';s about it.

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk is like Jesus, but his books are much more interesting than The Bible so I read a lot of those. Reading is pretty much my life, second only to music. Furthering this list will only kill me more.

Heroes:

Deena Michelle Barnes Toren-Gubler, Kevin Barnes, and LILSHOWSTOPPA

My Blog

Another dream shattered

The Dresden Dolls show in DC is sold out :(. I still have a chance of seeing Panic two days before but I wanted to see TDD :____:. Oh well, give me ten minutes - I'll be over it. This is not as bad as...
Posted by The Sad Waltzes of Pietro Crespi on Mon, 08 May 2006 06:01:00 PST

Prom...

Top 5 Reasons Prom Sucked:5. Heather left at dinner to go to the bathroom about 3 times for atleast 15 minutes each time.4. My shoes hurt my feet3. My vest was too big2. As where my pants1. Heather le...
Posted by The Sad Waltzes of Pietro Crespi on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 07:51:00 PST

Yes, that is is right...

Why yes, my profile does say I am in a relationship. And it is true.
Posted by The Sad Waltzes of Pietro Crespi on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 02:45:00 PST

Why Walmart is awesome/evil

[Hope this is detailed enough for you whores] A few months back I bought a Belkin iPod case thing from Wal Mart for $11.99 or something, because you know, they carry iPods and iPod accessories now. W...
Posted by The Sad Waltzes of Pietro Crespi on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 01:10:00 PST

When one door closes...

...another one opens. Yay for more vauge blog posts.
Posted by The Sad Waltzes of Pietro Crespi on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 08:18:00 PST