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About Me

My new guilty pleasure:
Mission Man Band Promo

**I went to Pace University and graduated last May with a BA in Communications and a concentration in Media Studies. I moved back to the city this past Decemeber. I live with 3 pretty sweet roommates and Mr. Wellington. :) I currently work for Mega Playground full time, and I work as a server on the weekends.
I miss the college days. I almost wish I could go back ... I never went to class. So, it'd work out.

**I've been told by many people that I resemble either Mia Tyler or the incredibly talented miss Angelina Jolie. Although I don't believe it, it's nice to be told. ;) One's a model and the daughter of Steven Tyler and the other is the hottest woman alive. How can I complain? Lately, I've been getting Callie Torres (Sara Ramirez) from Grey's. Even better. LOVE her!


I'm super honest, blunt and some would even go as far to use the word bitchy. (The latter is usually used by those who don't understand me.) I expect nothing but honesty in return.
**I don't get subtleness. I myself am anything but subtle. I tend to need things spelled out for me, otherwise, I ponder over it and I make myself nuts.
Don't be fake. It's not flattering. If I don't like you, you'll know. And, it's not a good thing. Once you're in the shitzone, you usually don't come out. But on the other hand, if I like you, I love you. Just don't try bullshitting me. If you can't handle this, move on to the next profile, and thanks for stopping by. :) Your patronage is appreciated.
**Guys that kiss me on my forehead make me melt.
I hate that people forget about you when you move away. Just because I moved away doesn't mean I died. STOP FORGETTING ABOUT ME!
** Im ready for someone to sweep me off my feet.
I am super random. Sometimes, you have to take a step back and say, "Wait. What the hell just happened?" It actually happens quite frequently.
** I am a huge procrastinator.
I'm slowly, but surely turning into a grammar snob. Please learn the difference between "their" and "they're." As well as, "too," "to" and "two." And my biggest pet peeve -- "your" and "you're." Please!
** My friends mean the world to me.
I'll do almost anything to make my friends laugh.
** My aunt is my tequila drinking partner.
I love Special K cereal. I drink organic milk.
** I love when people play with my hair.
I am in love with Matthew Perry, Bruce Willis, Chris Meloni and Angelina Jolie. There's a huge chance I'd give up my first born child for them.
** I long for someone to buy me a star.
I can, and do, spend hours in Barnes and Noble. I end up buying way too many books and then not reading a one. I have many unread books in my possession.
** I'm an avid fan of closure.
I have a sick obsession with my cats.
** I love walking in the rain and jumping in puddles like a child but only if I don't have to be anywhere afterward.
I am in love with my car, although I don't know anything about it except it's pretty.
** I love music and will listen to almost anything once.
I've been playing softball since I was 9. When I'm not playing, I wish I was. I'm the catcher on my team and I wouldn't play any other position. You may as well just call me Dottie.
**I may be a grammar snob, but I'm not the best speller. I use dictionary.com a lot.
Accents intrigue me.
** Men in suits are hot. Men in uniform are hot. Cops are especially hot.
Musicians are hot, too.
** Horror movies make me cower like a little girl, but I LOVE them.
I am a huge nerd when it comes to Friends. I can relate anything to any episode and I constantly quote the show.
**I'm loud. I talk loud. I laugh loud. My laugh is infectious.
I take pictures. A lot. My walls are covered in pictures that I've taken. I L.O.V.E. black and white photos.
**I appear to be incredibly girlie from the endless amount of pink to the jewelry obsession to the shoes to the big boobs to the big lips to the batting eyelashes to the unhealthy insane purse obsession. But I fool you. I burp, I swear (like a trucker), I talk about poop and I fart. It's true, and I'm cute as hell for doing so.
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My Interests



Create your own Friend Quiz hereMusic, Softball, Shopping (NYC is the best place for it!), going to comedy clubs (particularly the Upright Citizens Brigade in NYC), New York Yankees, Photography, Stars -- like astronomy, not celebs ;), tattoos, piercings, The Little Mermaid!!!!, spending time with my friends, laughing and making everyone around me laugh.
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I'd like to meet:

Angelina Jolie, Matthew Perry, Bruce Willis, Chris Meloni (AGAIN!!)Sara Ramirez, Mariska Hargitay, Chris Brown (thanks to the Grammy's performance, I have a new found crush on him), anyone who can write me lyrics like those written by Jason Wade of Lifehouse, people who think knee high socks are acceptable and amusing, anyone who can quote amazing lines with me from When Harry Met Sally, people who know how to correctly use ellipses, (it's only 3 dots people! ... not 4 or 5!), Prince Eric, Darkwing Duck, George from Grey's Anatomy (I ♥ dorks), and of course, your mom.
Dick In a Box. *You LOVE it!*

Music:

12 Stones, 50, Acceptance, Aerosmith, AFI, All American Rejects, Allure, Ashanti, Ashlee Simpson, Bette Midler, Beyonce, Billy Joel, Black Eyed Peas, Blink 182, Blues Traveler, Bon Jovi, Box Car Racer, Brian Adams, Bush, Busta, Cake, Chantel Kreviazuk, Chevelle, Christina Aguilera, Ciara, Coldplay, Counting Crows, Dido, Die Trying, Dishwalla, Edwin McCain, Eminem, Evanescence, Eve, Everclear, Filter, Finch, Fiona Apple, Foo Fighters, Foxy Brown, Frank Sinatra, Frou Frou, Fuel, Gavin Degraw, Gin Blossoms, Goo Goo Dolls, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Greenwheel, Guns N Roses, Howie Day, Incubus, Ja Rule, Jack Johnson, Janet Jackson, Jay Z, JD, Jessica Simpson, JET, Jewel, Jimmy Eat World, Johnny Cash, Justin Timberlake, Kayne West, Kelis, Kelly Clarkson, Kina, Lifehouse, Lil Kim, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Lit, LL Cool J, Louis Armstrong, Lynard Skynard, Madonna, Mandy Moore, Mariah Carey, Maroon 5, Mary J. Blige, Mazzy Star, Meredith Edwards, Mest, Michael Jackson, Nelly, N.E.R.D., New Found Glory, New Radicals, No Doubt, Our Lady Peace, Outkast, Ozzy, Paramore, Pink, Queen, Radiohead, REM, Rob Zombie, Robbie Williams, Ryan Cabrera, Sarah McLachlan, Shakira, Sheryl Crow, Simon and Garfunkel, Sister Hazel, Snoop, Something Corporate, Styx, Switchfoot, The Ataris, The Beach Boys, The Cranberries, The Exies, The Killers, The Postal Service, The Used, Tom Petty, Train, Warren G, Xoch and the entire Garden State Soundtrack.

Movies:

When Harry Met Sally, Love Actually, Saved!, Anchorman, Garden State, Mr and Mrs Smith, Cruel Intentions, Coyote Ugly, The Little Mermaid, The Whole Nine Yards and subsequently, The Whole Ten Yards, Shrek 1 & 2, Life or Something Like It, Sweet Home Alabama, The Sweetest Thing and anything with either Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry or Angelina Jolie in it.Take the quiz: "Which celebrity beauty are you? (Pix)"

Angelina Jolie
You are a mysterious beauty. Guys are drawn to you because they want to know more. Your style makes you stand out but lets you be yourself at the same time.

Television:

Gossip Girl, 30 Rock, Grey's Anatomy, Law and Order: SVU (ahhh, Chris Meloni), Family Guy, Mission: Man Band, Rock of Love and any other VH1 programming.

Books:

Jemima J, The Fuck Up, Bookends, Catcher in the Rye, Gossip Girl and anything uncovering the real truth about 9/11 like The New Pearl Harbor, The Cell and 9/11 Synthetic Terror: Made in the USA.
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... mysterious
Your hugs are... friendly
Your eyes... light up a day
Your touch is... the only thing I desire
Your smell is... refreshing
Your smile is... entrancing
Your love is... unique

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Heroes:

*My Grammie.* *.10.14.24-9.18.04.***.Miss You.**