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Aubri

Emotionally Exhausted, Morally Bankrupt

About Me

This "About me". Serves no real purpose. Go through icanhascheezburger for better time.

My Interests

Best. Scene. Ever. If I were an owl, I would look like this.

I'd like to meet:

Oldie but goldie.

Music:

Music wise, I like just about anything so long as it's not some chick discussing her "humps", or boy bands. Gag me with a field mouse before I listen to anything like that. I'm a soundtrack whore, but only for a certian few movies that are favorites of mine. Let's see....George Straight (from the late 70's to the early 80's), Garth Brooks, Metallica, Eiffel65, Robert Duncan, Danny Elfman, Metallica, CCR, The Monkies, Beatles, Anthony Stewart Head, Led Zepplin, Neil Young, James Marsters, Lynard Skynard, Guns n Roses, eh...to be more specific, a lot of 70s-80s rock, and then I'm picky with classical.

Movies:

The Fifth Element, Aliens, Terminator, Ghostbusters I and II, Ghost, The Abyss, Labyrinth, Secret of NIHM, Die Hard, L.A. Story, Big Lebowski, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Little Shop of Horrors, Corpse Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas, My Blue Heavan, Planes Trains and Automobiles, The Jerk, Tombstone, Canadian Bacon, Dirty Work, Memoirs of an Invisible Man, Spies Like Us, All of Me, Toys, Whole 9 Yards, Whole 10 Yards, Death Becomes Her, Witches of Eastwick, The 'Burbs, Look Who's Talking, Pulp Fiction. I have truly eclectic tastes. I could go on and on...but I think I have a life to get to somewhere.

Television:

Which Of The 7 Deadly Sins Are You Most Guilty Of? (with anime pics, of course)
~Pride~-You have a desire to be important or attractive to others, and you have an excessive love of self. This virtue this defies is humility. This sin is associated with the horse and the color violet.
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Books:

My lovely lady Loretta W., she who is one of the bestest models around. This photo is from Self Abuse series, very powerful. I can't believe how well she pulls things off in her photos!***Photo by Eyeworks***

Heroes:

Phear this, for this is what I will look like in 50 years. "Not everyday when a vagina has a fan club, and it's not because it's a slut."

My Blog

VIVA LAS VEGAS...

So here I am, in the great city of sin. Living 8 miles from the strip feels just like any other town, except for the whores wandering around. Krispy Kreme and Starbucks are all over the place, there's...
Posted by Aubri on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 11:21:00 PST

*bouncy bouncy bouncy*

So like, yeah. Moving to Vegas baby. It's hot, it's mostly ugly, it has scorpions and rattlers, and there's temptation everywhere. But for $65k a year, I'm not complaining too much. Pretty damn nice a...
Posted by Aubri on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 01:57:00 PST

I'm so proud of myself...

I guess I should post a "happy" blog thing once in a while...Remember all that time I spent sending out all those resumes and killing my neck/back? It paid off.  We's movin' to Vegas, baby! He ha...
Posted by Aubri on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 10:15:00 PST

Oh Em Gee....

Wow. James' boss is one whiny little bitch. He tells HR, "Oh, James isn't gonna work out" which translates into "boo hoo, I had to come in to work yesterday because he and several other engi...
Posted by Aubri on Wed, 10 May 2006 01:07:00 PST

Nothing but venting, move along.

Can I just bitch about how much a certain male pisses me off? Damnit. I want to punch him in the face and make him snap out of his emo-cut-cut-woe-is-me spell. He doesn't seem to realize he's not...
Posted by Aubri on Sat, 06 May 2006 12:39:00 PST

Y'know something...

I think I'm going to learn to speak Italian. It's not as utterly sickening/lovey dovey as French, it's not as annoying/even more annoying as Spanish, not as harsh as German, and not as hard ...
Posted by Aubri on Sat, 06 May 2006 05:11:00 PST

.........

Just passed over 450 resume/cover letters. Got a few promising hits..Those of you reading this, if you have luck, send it my way cause I'm the one actually talking to these people  instead o...
Posted by Aubri on Fri, 05 May 2006 08:52:00 PST

If you're emo and you know it clap your hands...

Ok so it goes "if you're emo and you know it slit your wrists", but I don't do that so I can't say it. I hate people, though. I hate doctors, for not knowing what is wrong. I hate the people who...
Posted by Aubri on Wed, 03 May 2006 10:56:00 PST

Mini-rant aftershock...

All I want is a fucking Krispy Kreme within 25 miles of my home. Is that so hard to ask? There are three Starbucks here. Three. There are 6 Shell stations. Why can't there be a goddamn good donut shop...
Posted by Aubri on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 10:49:00 PST

Just your regular whining, bitching, pissing, and moaning. Expect nothing more.

Everyone tells me keeping a diary, journal, blog, whatever the hell you want to call it helps when times are fucked. I swear, if it doesn't help, I'll kill you all. So like, yeah. All because of some...
Posted by Aubri on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 06:30:00 PST