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Breadface

Break like the wind!!!!!

About Me

I'm a slice of bread with an attitude!!!

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My Interests

I love to smother myself in butter and sometimes jam (if I'm feeling adventurouse) then I like to lay on a big, wide plate and wait untill someone comes along to nibble at my crust!!!! I just discovered the beauty of marmite (vegemite for all you Aussies)oh yeah I'm to that brown stuff all over my face :) yum.

I'd like to meet:

The Man from the Hovis ads that says "bread wi nowt tekun owt" he's my hero!!!!!! Derek Warburton and the makers of Bimbo bread in Spain how cool are they?Also Jesus Christ for reproducing bread from nothing, although I would have forgotten about the fish and I didn't like the way people ate the bread afterwards but you have to make allowences, I mean how is the son of God supposed to know that eating bread is wrong? all he ever had to eat was moral soup from daddy.

Music:

I love Bread and Paul youngs 70s hit 'toast' most of my records are a bit 'grainey' now though as they're on vinyl. Shortnin bread by The Cramps is my fave song ever.

Movies:

Ken Loaches bread and roses (2001), Bread day (1998)

Television:

Bread starring Jean Boat as the hillarious mother of a misfit catholic family from Liverpool who's husband Freddy Boswell has left her to scuttle the local Last of the Summer Wine look-a-like Lilo Lill 'she is a tart'!!! aahh so many memories of sunday evenings in front of the toaster.

Books:

Most books about bread involve been eaten at some point so i decided never to read again.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ. We have sooooo much in common, his body is made of bread too!!!! (see above).. width="425" height="350" ..