...you fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun.

About Me

Color me crazy, write me in your lies... it doesn't bother me much. Maurice, age 22, working on a offset and dynamic dual degree in Communications/Journalism and English Lit/Language Arts. I know... I'm a dork I know... but whatever... I'm content with my dork within... I don't like people with lots of drama and I don't dig liars because I think its a waste of time and in the long run, you lose more than you gain... trust me i know. I consider myself to be a very open liberal and opinionated, but not arrogant nor ignorant. Lots of people consider me a bitch, some view me as a modern day hero, often known to be lost in my own fantasy land, still a self-proclaimed realist... you make your own opinion. I'm a very confident person with a big heart (hidden by lots of apathy) and all of my friends know that. I'm up for just about anything and I am permanently ready for everything and there is very little that I haven't at least tried or have considered so nothing really surprises me, but I'm always eager to try new shit. So if you're up for the challenge... I party like a ROCKSTAR and I stay fresh, fierce and fabulous, so if you're a socialite and can keep up, holla back.Global Personality Test Results
Stability (46%) medium which suggests you average somewhere in between being calm and resilient and being anxious and reactive.
Orderliness (80%) high which suggests you are overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense too often of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun.
Extraversion (76%) high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
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Global Personality Test Results
Stability (46%) medium which suggests you average somewhere in between being calm and resilient and being anxious and reactive.
Orderliness (80%) high which suggests you are overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense too often of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun.
Extraversion (76%) high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
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What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? red bull
Beverage (alc) ? ...red bull and vodka.
Color ? red
Food ? soft baked chunky chips ahoy
Item of clothing ? scarfs... love 'em
Meal of the day ? my 5pm cosmo
Feature on yourself ? do i have to pick only one...?
Quality in a guy/girl ? a good smile to laugh at all my jokes
Phrase ? You're still a bitch...
Song ? "portions for foxes" by rilo kiley (you're listening to it) lol
Musical Artist/Band ? tori amos... my savior
Sport ? color guard... the sport of the Arts
Movie ? Life as a House
TV Show ? Sex in the City... abso-fucking-lutely...
Radio Station ? 104.1
Type of Chocolate ? me
Eye Color ? brown
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? yes... a cat now.
Smoke ? like a chimney
Drink ? like a fish
Have any piercings ? had one...
Have any tatoos ? looking to invest.
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend ...
Had sex ? omg... NO. im saving myself for... whoever else is left...
Gone streaking ? lol, good times
Gone skinny dipping ? talk about a "cool" feeling. it was fun.
Been to Europe ? yes i have, 8 countries in 14 days
Been to an island ? yep.
Had stitches ? yeah
Broken any bones ? yeah, weird ones too.
Been stabbed/shot ? nope.
Slept until after 12:00 ? lol... what the hell is before that? 5 a.m?
Stayed up all night ? dont make me laugh.
Danced like a whore ? thats the understatement of the year...
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? wow, is that it?
Turned down a dare ? what? try me...
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? Crystal and Mikey
Is the prettiest ? Kristin and Melissa
Is the most handsom ? John-David and Jason
Is the loudest ? Daneille
Is the craziest ? Mikey and Crystal
Is the most shy ? what... do we have one of those?
Is the most loving ? Karen
Is the most understanding ? Karen
Is the most boring ? huh...?
Is the richest ? Jeremy
Is the most athletic ? JD
Is the most cocky ? Brian
Is the biggest sex icon ? i think we all know who wins, sadly...
Is the most wordly/cultured ? Karen
Do you look up to the most ? All of them at different times
Do you tell everything to ? Jason and Mary
Has the best clothes ? All of them, because they all have MINE!!!
Has the best house ? Lauren
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? ewww... no.
Kiss someone of the same sex ? all the time.
Cheat on someone you love ? no, but shit happens
Run away from home ? lol, dont make me laugh
Lie to your parents ? ummm... yeah thats a trick question
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? thats a plan for failure
Lie to your best friend ? my best friend knows me all too well
Give a homeless person money ? as much as i can afford to spare
Run from the police ? nigga please...
Bungee jump ? heck yeah
Sky dive ? twice
Cross dress ? ummm... no.
Be an exotic dancer ? lol... do you know who i am?
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? GEORGE!!! ...how do you plead?
Scuba dive ? that would be fuuun.
Go rock climbing ? whoa... thats a bit rough.
Go spulunking (caving) ? with a canary...
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? fuck me
Bologna ? ewww...
Hott ? me
Orange ? juice and vodka
Real world ? oh god... i cant change the channel
Fuck ? me...
Jack ? in the box- me off
Cucumber ? oooo... thats dirty. *a girl can dream...
Hip-Hop ? hooray, ho, hey ho!
Uniform ? does it come with a loaded gun and nightstick...?
UniCORN ! ? CORN...? on a fucking cob? why the empathsis?
Rainbow ? brite! im such a homo...
Clown ? OH MY GOD... thats just as bad as feet...
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My Interests

Hot boys, fast cars... hot boys and fast cars together! lol... jk, I have lots of interests. just ask.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Grey's Anatomy

I'd like to meet:

I met my "wife", Gabby, back in December so, boys, she's a spicy one! Ha... {written by "the sex machine, herself} Any and everyone that has a brain of there own and that doesn't seem like a mindless drone and an anchor to society. I really don't like people that are just one thing and that's all they are. No personality. No individuality. It's those people who are just another pretty face and empty mind that only knows that they are a certain trait and thats it... like people who are gay and thats all they are. "That gay friend", or "That gay guy",... and that they should follow the crowd and allow being a queer fracture who they are, what they believe and what they should think... Basically, I'm really picky about who I actually call my friends and I don't really tolerate a lot of bullshit so I pretty much know what most people are about initially. I am really a first impression kinda person... until they prove me wrong... and it has happened quite often because I'm all about second chances if I think its worth it. I'm cool with just chatting with anyone and I'm just about always online... AOL: ThEefFiNrOcKsTaR, NScrimsonqueer4, NSsuperstar2k1 Yahoo: NScrimsonqueer4

Music:

ummm, well, I like a very eccletic mix of music and my collection of "favorite songs" or bands, or artists change everyday. but I do know that Ben Folds rocks my cock off, Beyonce will take over the world, and Tori Amos is God, with tits and the devil's hair... thank you.

Movies:

lots of them. I'll go get the negatives for you...

Television:

well, obviously... if you can't already tell, I've taken a large interest in ABC's Grey's Anatomy... ...definitely an obsession, and at the risk that I may sound clinical, "My name is Maurice, I watch seasons and complete box sets in a single sitting, and I'm an addict..." but my life is so 'sex in the city', and even for those that aren't familiar with the show, we can relate to the characters individually or compounded, and it's definitely a damn bit of assurance that someone else's 'relationship fuck-ups' are a lot more comical than your own... I'm not much of a TV person unless I have every episode in a box set, right in front of me, for my relentless, observant, often overly-critical viewing pleasure... but, every now and then I find myself 'stuck' in a "real world" marathon... dont we all...? ;-)
You scored as Ricky. You scored as a Ricky!!!!You love to get down and dirty.You're hot,sexy,and you know it. You believe in looking good and keeping in shape.You go boy!

Ricky

70%

Chance

65%

Noah

Alex

48%
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Books:

ugh... I'm a lit. boi. that's a loaded question.

Heroes:

I have three for all different reasons: Kid hero for whatever reason: Captain Planet, he saves the plants and the animals ;-) Friends: Gabriel. I don't think he realizes, but he is a huge part of my life and means so much to me. We have both done some things to each other that are amazingly horrible, either in the opinion of the other party or acknowledged in some conscious way, but i have never met someone who continues to keep me on my toes, make me feel the way he does, and loves me like none other, but hates me like the best. he is the 'ying' to my 'yang', moreover, even superman plays with kryptonite... and enjoys it.
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Your Superhero Name is The Purple Slayer
Your Superpower is Telekinesis
Your Weakness is Anger
Your Weapon is Your Terra Tentacles
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Posted by ...you fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun. on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:54:00 PST

do you make the cut...?

name: age: birthday: zodiac: location: why do you want to be my boyfriend?are you a top or bottom?what are your hobbies?how do you stay in shape?favorite music?what sort of underwear do you wear?do yo...
Posted by ...you fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun. on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 03:36:00 PST

sometimes, i like to scrape my face against the cement to feel human.

"Fading slowly into the nothing, I flee, without even moving an inch... it's when I close my eyes, I see real beauty..." i am a strong person. i am known as a strong person. not today. here...
Posted by ...you fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun. on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 06:51:00 PST

I really hope I make it through this... please don't let me end up like that.

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, ...
Posted by ...you fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun. on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 05:19:00 PST

...traveling down the only road that I've ever known.

So, ...as dramatic as it was to say goodbye to all of you lovely kids, I'm sitting my ass right here in houston and I'm freaking staying here. HOW YA LIKE ME NOW?!! the only thing is, i have t...
Posted by ...you fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun. on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 05:36:00 PST

This is farewell kids, it's been a blast.

So... the years have passed and I have grown soooo much within them, it scares me, the person I have become. But in the same, it amazes me the feats I have overcome and the challenges I have both fa...
Posted by ...you fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wow... is this something to be proud of... at least "the penis" and i are friends...

You Are 100% Skilled @ Blowjobs! Woo Hoo! You are 100% skilled when it comes to sucking dick. Who could have thought that one person could possibly suck and blow at the same time. You have got i...
Posted by ...you fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

These really are the times that try a man's soul...

So last night was my first back to school outting with my posse, and it was loads of fun. We went to the Hookah Bar off Richmond and then went to Ruchi's and chugged margaritas and came back "lovely"....
Posted by ...you fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Note to All Fucktards...

So... I think there should be a new law, effective immediatly. As fast as my somewhat long and skinny fingers can type, I declare that all the fucktards that seem to be a tragic hinder to the advancem...
Posted by ...you fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what a fucking way to bring in the new year... what the hell is left to do in 2005???

so can someone tell me exactly what the hell i did on new years... or better yet, tell me what i didnt do? so kris and i went to new orleans and it was fucking insane. we drank so much i passed out on...
Posted by ...you fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST