About Me

Hello i am Mojo or some of you know me as... mojo. I am a musician, sound engineer, writer and sometimes novelty straw designer. i like rice and treacle and i dont like mothballs and gang colours. i can mostly be found playing geeetar and singing or playing San Andreas. before i die, i'd like to be shot out of a cannon like old style circus performers. i live in a house with 2 of my fiends, in the wonderful 'Reans area of wolverhampton. i have 5 guitars and theyre worth the total of about 40 quidish but i have 5 so shush. i hope one day to return to the sea and sail me a pretty schooner o'er the sea.
I edited my profile with Two Hookers and a line of coke!! !
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What Rejected Crayon Are You?
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||| 23%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security || 10%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43% Take this test if you want. or dont i dont care, i didnt make it
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My Interests

music, producing music, making music, sweet sweet music
You scored as Vincent Valentine. My Art Site, visit if you have time

Vincent Valentine

83%

Tifa Lockheart

67%

Sephiroth

58%

Barret Wallace

58%

Cloud Strife

50%

Aeris Gainsborough

50%
Which Final Fantasy 7 Character Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Imogen Heap, Prince of Persia, Gybrush Treepwood, my evil otherself a decent woman

Cait Sith

this chick

Music:

NiN, deftones, pearl jam, kate bush, imogen heap, tool, a perfect circle, mars volta, arto lindsay, wildhearts, david bowie,led zeppelin, afghan whigs, air, alice in chains, american head charge, ami difranco, ben folds five, cibo matto, the flaming lips, frou frou, meercury rev, korn, jeff buckley, neil young, john mayer, nick cave, portishead, smashing pumpkins, the wheezer

Movies:

Death race 2000!!!, pirates of the carribean, anything comedy or violent. but i do like a chick flick sometimes ;)
The Movie Of my life Life Is Death Race 2000
In your life, things are so twisted that youre forced to run pople over for points.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.

you are a pretend cyborg that makes it with his co-pilot. Whats worse is that youre competeing against a young Sly Stalone!!! If Your Life Was a Movie, it'd be green mile cus you'll fry at the end maytee!!!!

Television:

yes i have 2

Books:

green eggs and ham
Your IQ Is 180
Your Logical Intelligence is Exceptional

Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

Your General Knowledge is pretty crappy A Deliciously innacurate IQ Test

Heroes:

me, batman, spiderman, spawn, war machine, gambit,

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Which Dead Rock Star Are You?

Jeff Buckley
You are Jeff Buckley! You're influential to many young and old, and very talented. You have charisma and grace that sets you a part from many. You are beautiful! Oh, he died in 1997, drowning in the Mississippi River.

My Blog

celebrity reality TV shows that you'd watch

YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE AND EXPLAIN WHAT THE CONCEPT ISegcelbrity abortion clinic (where one lucky girl gets "doctor" dean gaffney treatment)death row C-list (gary wilmot hosts this show...
Posted by Mojo Threepwood on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 09:03:00 PST

PEOPLE WHO'D LIKE TO SHOOT ME

Ok so you dont have to kill me, nor actually do it in real life. just tell me where you'd like to shoot me (i mean on the human body, though if you feel you'd like to name the place that'd be great, i...
Posted by Mojo Threepwood on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:31:00 PST

Movie scores

Stefan- 1 point [last quote] PredatorBailey- 2 Points [last quote] SFWAndy Gorman- 1 [last quote] Alfiekojak 1 [last quote] Shallow graveGreg 1 [last quote] gattacaNate 1 [last quote] dazed and confus...
Posted by Mojo Threepwood on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:27:00 PST

music and justice for all

ok..... so last night i watched empire records.... againthen i looked at my vinyl collection and put the pixies on.then i remembered the 90's, when bands were good, when people were cool and we ...
Posted by Mojo Threepwood on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:07:00 PST

pirate story

As i looked up at the deck and down at my feet i was gutted, the ship was in disrepair and looked like the crew were on the verge of a mutainy. their jobs lay poorly completed and scratch marks in the...
Posted by Mojo Threepwood on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 12:11:00 PST

Episode 7 NoDoubt Vs Bush

Ok slightly different approach this week,lets see who FUCKING SUCKS MORE!!!!!!!lets have a look hereLook at him!! he looks like that dodgy dude from spandau ballet and eastenders!!if one remembers the...
Posted by Mojo Threepwood on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 06:43:00 PST

week 6> Skindred vs Afghan Whigs

Its that time again,so which is it to be? The Fire of the Raggae Rock or the sweet sexual pulse of the Afghan Whigs?Skindred-pressure Turn your system down No weak heart can take it Burn it to the gro...
Posted by Mojo Threepwood on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 12:13:00 PST

Week 5>

Week 5 Portishead Vs DeftonesOk at first glance an odd one, but hey, my playground, my rules. So Portishead eh? Wow monolithicly sexy, funky and chilled out. Deftones agressivly sexy like a tequila bl...
Posted by Mojo Threepwood on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 05:32:00 PST

Week 4> Mars volta Vs Tori Amos

This week the mighty new wave of Prog-Rock vs the Princess of the twisted female lyric Tori AmosThe Mars VoltaL'via ViaquezL'via hija de miranda Tu Apellido se cambiÃ¯ï¿½ï¿½Ã¯ï¿½ï¿½ LÃï¿½ Via Sin Ojo...
Posted by Mojo Threepwood on Wed, 24 May 2006 11:43:00 PST

WEEK 3> Nirvana vs Foo Fighters

This weeks VS is sponsored by CAPTAIN BAILEY OF THE CEXThis week sees a clash of a classic vs classic revampedThe might of Kurt Cobains Nirvana vs the Rightous Dave Grohls Foo FightersNirvanaLook on t...
Posted by Mojo Threepwood on Fri, 12 May 2006 10:22:00 PST