Obviously, I defy description, but here are some things that are true of me:
*I almost became a High School English teacher*I left my heart in San Francisco*I still eat Flintstones as my primary multi-vitamin*I am a tool junkie*I love orange*My score on most purity tests is extremely low*I both wear and sew plus size clothing*I am training to become a TaKeTiNa leader*I have a tattoo and want more*I think Jon Stewart is supremely sexy*I finally started plucking my eyebrows at age 31*I really should be a better chess player than I am*I love my husband*I make jewelry*I have a PhD in Psychology*I have more shoes than anyone I know and have been known to keep a pair that hurts because I like the way they look on my shoe rack*I have rosacea*I have a certain fondness for all things retro*I am a night person*I play the djembe, but I suck at the djun-djun*I can touch my tongue to my nose*I am more pagan than anything else, but do believe in Jesus*I am embarrased to admit it, but I don't have a long enough attention span for most old movies*I am a fun-to-watch belly dancer*I always vote*I begin writing novels, but I have yet to finish one*I am seriously addicted to Diet Coke*If I put on mascara, it looks like I am wearing fake eyelashes*I love playing poker but have a bit too honest a face*I am a mom of twins (and no, they do not run in my family, and no, I did not do fertility treatments)*I grew up with almost no music in the house*I become very cranky if I am cooking and discover that the dishwasher has clean dishes in it*I still haven't changed my name on some of my old credit cards*I love my siblings, the three most different people in the world*I love to melt glass*I used to consider getting a nose job*I have a Master's in Statistics*I like to make lists (duh)*I know my hair looks best just a bit longer than shoulder length, but I always let it grow back out to hippie-length because I like the first impression it makes*Hungry Pam is the worst*I am a terrible liar (as in, everyone can tell when I lie, NOT as in I lie all the time)*I probably watch too much TV*I am a bit obsessed with fashion*I make great cookies and once dreamed of opening a cafe*My concept of social class has weirdly a lot to do with one's taste in cheese*I don't really like most people's pets*I talk to myself in the car sometimes but when someone in the next car catches me, I pretend I was singing*I do not eat mayonnaise*I am a knee-jerk tree-hugging liberal*I recently learned to solder*I like to complain*My desk is always messy and my kitchen is always clean*I can only wink one eye (the left one)*I need my people more than I think most people do, but I still think of myself as an introvert because I don't want to have to talk to other people's people*I was the valedictorian of my High School*I had a huge crush on Spike (from BtVS)*I am stronger than I look*My parents are still together and still seem to be in love*I finally switched from chapstick to lip gloss*I could eat lobster every day*I recycle*I have gotten too lazy to go back to Burning Man*I love to redecorate houses*I used to be extremely shy*I only wash my hair every three days or so*I would like to learn to weld*I have a hard time meditating... I usually wind up just making up stories in my head*I like lizards*It creeps me out when people have long toenails*I admit to a secret love of Rice-A-Roni*I have had exactly one bikini wax, and am too much of a wuss to have another*I used to floss obsessively, but now I only floss about once a week*I like even really bad cheesy romantic comedies*I have a freakishly good sense of smell, which is more curse than blessing most of the time*When I was young, I wanted to be a Playboy Bunny when I grew up*I worship Joss Whedon*My 20GB iPod is completely full*I am a better person now than I was 10 years ago*
