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David Raibon

Actor/Comedian www.davidraibon.com

About Me

Coming to DC Aug 2nd!! It is time for Barack Obama! dR HBO DEF COMEDY JAM 2008 My Boy!! JT Tamaki!! ********** THE GREATEST, THE LEGEND, MY AMERICAN IDOL******* ************************************************************ * Date: Jan 27, 2008 9:42 PM Hey whatsup David I caught your last night in Stockton. I gotta say you were the shit man. Really you ripped it. Vigil ************************************************************ *****Nov 20, 2007 7:24 AM Job well done! Just like to stop by and say great job when you were here in Arizona 2 weeks ago. Next time you plan on coming back, let me know. You gave my husband a good laugh too! Im sure that if you held a show in the downtown phoenix area, more people will come out to watch. But again, great show! Hope to see you again! :) Nessa******************************************************* *********************************************** Nov 9, 2007 8:27 PM Hey, I just had to applaud you on your performance at the Anaheim Grove, I had not laughed that hard since I found out I was pregnant!! So, on that note, you just found you a new friend. ~Danielle*************************************************** *************************************************** August 29, 2007 I totally agree with Stacy; you are stomach hurting, laugh jerking funny; fall out your seat funny. There is a real person connection you have with the audience and it really seems as if we met you somewhere before. I was one of the lucky ones and got to meet and greet you and you are truly a special human being. You are a peoples person and not afraid to get out there and shake hands and be real. I know your heading for greatness and you are on the road to being one of the great comedians of our time. May God continue to bless you with all you need to be who you are! In my book you are a great person and good things happen to people like you. May God contnue to Bless and keep you strong.Ms. B on********************************************************** *******Aug 23, 2007 8:11 AM Sorry I'm late...You are so funny David. That "Late" piece will make a killing anywhere. I forgot about that pledge I made to be on time. I've decided to try again but this time on Tuesday. I'll keep you posted.J.A.G. ************************************************************ **** Aug 3, 2007 7:50 AM You are Hilarious!!!! I have'nt laughed that hard since I watched 'Every Body Hates Chris!' or the last Berny Mack show. I am going to tell all my friends to check out your clips, they will crack up truely. If you ever do a show in London again let me know and I will most definately buy a ticket...Micaelia x ************************************************************ ********************* July, 29, 2007 3:05 pm...I checked out your clips. You are very funny! I particularly like your clip on Asians. OMG! How right on! I'm Filipino and half Ilocano (a part of the islands). Ilocano's are known to be extremely loud (and sometimes obnoxious). My father never was but he was "Americanized," being here since 1923. My brother almost had a fight with my cousin cuz he thought the cousin was yelling at my dad! I had to tell him "they're just talking." You should do a clip on Filipinos. There's a LOT of material there. You're funny! Very funny....Ofelia ******************* June 07, 2007 1:07 PM (F) I don’t need to book anything; I just wanted to tell you that I heard you on Jamie Fox’s Foxxhole on Sirius Radio, and I CRACKED UP. Like, seriously was rolling laughing. So I looked you up to see if you had a CD or something to sell, and decided to just drop you a line to tell you that you have a new fan. I wish you all the luck, dude! You are seriously funny!******************** (D) Really, what did you hear and yes I do by the way. A dvd called "Where The Hell Is Fairfield?" You can pick up a copy at davidraibon.com, scroll down to the cover, click BUY NOW button and I'll ship an autographed and numbered copy right to you via Paypal. You remember any of the jokes on Jamie's show? Awesome exposure.*****************************************(F) I do remember them, but they’re too dirty for my work e-mail! You were talking about women who aren’t good at, uh, you know, that thing that us girls do when we want you to repaint the bedroom? You kept saying “Stop it! Stop it! Don’t use your teeth!” And I was dying… then you said “go check on the kids!” and I had tears in my eyes… THEN you said that the girl kissed your mom, and from then on you had to high five your mama, and I peed a little. I know I don’t know you well enough to tell you I peed, but dammit, I peed! (Well, I didn’t really pee, but it makes the story better.)********************DeniseFrom Houston, Texas living in Los Angeles....a comedy writer, a stand-up comedian, working actor, playing a little golf, enjoying the west coast. Available Now!!!!!! "WHERE THE HELL IS FAIRFIELD?" live stand-up comedy dvd. Also available at www.davidraibon.com. I found a cute little town where the people are really cool and I want to introduce you to the city of Fairfield, Ca. *********************************************************** ************************************************************ ****Bob Sumner HBO Def Comedy Jam************************************Date: Jul 9, 2006 5:38 PM "Hello David, I came across your page and had to leave you a THANK YOU note! I had the pleasure of seeing you in Fairfield for your live taping. I live in Sacramento and my cousin won tickets from a radio station. Im sooooooooo glad she asked me to go with her. I cant remember the last time I laughed so hard. My face was hurting so bad and I was still laughing after youd gone on to another joke! You had me feeling real "goofy!" Myself and 3 others were probably the only sistas there! I was coming out and had hoped to personally tell you thank you but there was an older couple who stepped in front of me to tell you they saw you at I believe she said a carwash the day before. So I didnt have the opportunity to meet you. You've opened my mind to live comedy in little boring ass places such as Fairfield! Ive since been to another comedy show but it was'nt like your show! Handsdown you were GREAT! I came home wishing Id taken everyone I knew. Trust me I will support you from now on...I know it will be well worth it. Im going to check your page out to see if the DVD is available yet! Blessings to you!Thanks so much! Stacy" ************************************************************ ***************************Date: July 27, 2006 9:08 AM "Hi David, I saw your show when you were at PepperBelly's in Fairfield, California. (it was the show where you had to have the Ghetto Sistahs thrown out for being so disrespectful to your performance ). We thought you were very funny and enjoyed the show very much. Anyhow, you mentioned that the show was being recorded for your DVD, "Where the Hell is Fairfield?". I was wondering when that DVD will be out. Could you let me know? We'd love to get a copy (a legitimate copy, not a bootleg! We'll pay for it!!!) of it when it's out!! Take care and we'll look for you again when you're in the Bay Area of California!!! Mary Glenn" ************************************************************ **************************Date: August 26,2006 12:40:20 AM "My husband and I saw you at Cobbs in San Francisco in May with D.L. (Pardon the 3 month delay for this e-mail. I tried to send word to you through MySpace but I had your name wrong. It didn't occur to me until recently to simply contact Cobbs and ask for your information.)You were a scream! We were rollin'! It was the first time we had seen your show and we were pleasantly surprised. There is a touch of "D.L." in your delivery but enough "David" to make your act fresh and entertaining. It's not often that we've seen an act as funny as yours.Thanks for the laughs.Oh, and your "Where the *** is Fairfield?" act: Just the concept has me falling out. It's especially hilarious to me as a regional joke. I grew up in Vallejo, California (E-40's hometown) which is about 15 minutes outside of Fairfield. To us Vallejoens, Fairfield always will be considered the middle of no where. The sticks. I bet on your ride up there you were bugging out! And Pepperbelly's? I was shocked myself.Again, loved your act."Mrs. King Oakland,CA************************************************** ************************************************************ **************** Date: Oct 3, 2006 6:13 PM "Hi David,Just wanted to drop you a note and let you know that I had a ball in Vegas even though it was short. I haven't laughed so much in over two years. You and DL were hilarious. It was really a treat to actually see you both perform in person. I've never taken the time to go to a Comedy show, but it was really refreshing.My favorite part of your show was when you talked about black folk being late. You hit the nail on the head when you said that some people set their clocks early and still get up late. That is me. You notice that I said IS ME because I still do it. There is something positively obscene about getting to work on time. I get up early, mess around and still be late.Keep on doing what you do and good luck in your endeavors.Rae Wilson"***************************************************** ************************* Date: Nov 12 2006 2:12 PM Hay David I Was At Your 7:00 Show You Had Me lol I Couldn't Stop.Keep Up The Good Work Because Comdy Is A Gift The Lord Has Given And Your Good At IT .I Hope I Get To See More Of Your Shows.Keep Em Lol Your Gurl Tracy. Fairfield, Ca. ************************************************************ ****************************************************** Apr 22, 2007 11:47 PM Just thought you'd like to know... I saw you at Pepperbelly's last month and I'll be honest, I had never heard of you and only went because it was free to get in with my Bill Bellamy tickets. My best friend and I loved you! We were so glad to get in for free too, made it even better. (I doubt you remember, but I was in the front and you asked me some things and you told a story about your African Grey because I told you I was interesting in researching animals... I'd love if you actually remember that). Anyway, last night was the rescheduled Bill Bellamy show, and I'll put it this way: if I would have known, I would have paid the $45 to see you and just skip seeing him. He was good, but I consider seeing you (and Shea Suga) as worth the ticket price.You've definitely got a new, huge fan and I can't wait to see you again!Jamie Oakland, Ca. ************************************************************ ***Also on dvd now, "STRANGE FRUIT" a suspense thriller, starring Berlinda Tolbert (The Jeffersons), Kent Falcoun (Solaris, MIB) and David Raibon (NYPD Blue, Without A Trace, The Shield, My Name Is Earl and B.E.T. Comic View). In video stores near you!www.davidraibon.com............ I edited my profile at frogcodes.com , This is a made-to-order layout by frogcodes.com!

My Interests

Golf, bowling, movies, life.

I'd like to meet:

Friends to network with and cool people who want to laugh until they cry. Please visit www.davidraibon.com and sign the guestbook and join my personal mailing list.

Music:

Jazz, Hip-Hop, R&B, Gospel.

Movies:

Scarface, Monster's Ball, Crash, Training Day, Be Cool, Thirteen Ghosts & The Devil's Rejects.

Television:

American Idol, House, Divorce Court, The Master's, The Shield, Big Love, The Sopranos, My Name Is Earl, Law & Order...all of them.

Books:

The Black Dahlia

Heroes:

The American Soldier.

My Blog

HBO Def Comedy Jam 2008

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Jacked by the Oil Companies

Okay, what are we going to do about these high ass gasoline prices. It's time for people to come together and take back what God put on this earth for all of us to use. Oil Company executives are gett...
Posted by David Raibon on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 02:44:00 PST