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matt

About Me

I'm not going to lie. Me and the "Ready, Willing and Able" men have a lot in common. The only difference is that I produce the garbage instead of picking it up. I put up with awkward social situations and a terrible boss nonetheless.I try not to litter but it just always seems to happen anyway, so I'm sorry for that.

My Interests

Street fairs, parades... really anything that ties up traffic.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who doesn't care if you let the cab roll a couple of more feet just to get that extra 40 cents.

Music:

And coming up next, it's Nimette, with New York at Night!"Quite wonderfully, I might add."

Movies:

Movies?

Television:

NY1 and Ron Popeil

Heroes:

Jim Davis