Ancient chinese secret.
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My house, my puppies Baz & Rocky, gardening, cooking, eating, decorating, reading, painting, sleeping, big cars and big tvs, cake, shoes, porn, queer stuff, playing pool, modern art, offensive jokes, red meat, tetas. Oh, and crossword puzzles.
WHO I DON'T WANT TO MEET: People who use the words bohemian, vegan, or tribal tattoo in the same sentence with their name, Pathetic ugly men who spend their nights on My Space collecting pics of hot asian girls to boost up their flailing ego due to their 2-inch manhood, People who incorporate the words "aiite", "sup", and "holla" in a message to me. ("Ho" and "shiznit" are okay though, depending on context.)
Crue, Wolfmother, Cult, Motorhead, LA Guns, Clash, Chron Gen, Runaways, Hives, Suede, Cure, Interpol, Radiohead, new wave, Peaches, Dirtbombs, Bowie, Zep, T Rex, old skool rap, Beastie Boys, Art Laboe oldies, Smokey, Marvin, Jackson 5, Saint-Saens, Mascagni, classical. Will not listen to anything that involves a glow stick.
Hong Kong Kung Fu, HORROR especially old Italian and Japanese, even love the really bad 70's B-movie horrors, mobster flicks, all the Hughes films, quality porn
Carnivale (RIP), Dave Chapelle Show, South Park, Simpsons, every single Law & Order, UFC, home improvement shows...
Angels & Demons, A Happy Death, Me Talk Pretty One Day, The Stranger, The Little Prince, Pugilist at Rest... Dahl, Rollins, Sedaris, Camus, Carver, Pahlaniuk...
Martha Stewart & Bobby Flay