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The American Jesus

Why don't you just quit all this whining and break out a couple cold ones?

About Me

Figure this one out for yourself.

My Interests

My nephew, my neice, CHIKARA, South Park, being a comedian, creatine.

I'd like to meet:

A girl that isn't a cokehead or a whore. A girl that'll sit back and lay in the grass and look at the stars. A girl that'll chill on the porch and smoke a stogie with me and my friends just because. A girl that can hold her alcohol but not out drink me. A girl that enjoys good stand-up comedy, Beavis and Butthead, and South Park. Oh, and a girl who doesn't live their fucking life by what happens on American Idol.

Music:

Believe me, it's vast.

Movies:

Good comedy, good drama, good suspense, maybe even a good chick flick.

Television:

The Colbert Report, South Park, Family Guy, Beavis and Butthead, Grounded For Life, Boy Meets World, Baseball Tonight

Books:

Big honkin' ones.

Heroes:

My mom, myself, Scott Torr, and the Necro Butcher..

My Blog

Long Rant About Very Random Subject....

Sometimes you think you've seen it all.Sometimes you think you've heard it all.Sometimes you can't believe that you are so dead wrong, that you shiver when you find out just how wrong you are.I consid...
Posted by The American Jesus on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:26:00 PST

First Blog in a Long Time....

This is going to be a short one, though.  You know, this "God" of ours is such an amazing little black bastard.  I understand that he needs some laughs in his life, which is why he created s...
Posted by The American Jesus on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:04:00 PST

R.I.P. Kirby Puckett

This is the statement released by his family... It is with great sadness that we announce that baseball legend Kirby Puckett was given last rites and passed away this afternoon. The Hall of Famer was...
Posted by The American Jesus on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 09:05:00 PST

Chris Fucking Cash

So I wake up today around 3:00 and I come downstairs, much like I always do.  I make my rounds on the internet and visit the normal sites that I do.  I get to czwrestling.com and instead of ...
Posted by The American Jesus on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 03:09:00 PST