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Pikey Mike aka Otter3

Death Does Not Smell Like A Box Of Chocolates

About Me

Welcome Girls, Guys, Badgers and Otters. My Name is Michael aka Pikey Mike aka Otter3. I was born and bred in the beautiful city of Bristol. Currently Living in a small pikey as fuck village called PILL. Pill is a lovely village 5 miles outside of Bristol, full of Heroin addicts, Bourneville estate rejects, and single mothers.BEAUTIFUL.. PASSIONS: MUSIC Music is my life; it reminds me of so many memories, people, and places. Without this beautiful gift my days at work would be a bore, and my evenings would be like making love to Jord (The Haribo Kid) The way it communicates to you, the emotions that it creates. FILM Film interests me to a higher level, I love analysising the film, having in depth discussions. Asian Extreme and animation are my favourite types of film. My friend Tom is well into the animation scene and continually trys to get me involve in his masterpieces (one day my friend one day). TRAVELING I am the vet of travelling, and with the aid of Davey and constant Euro missions and future missions this passion will live on till my dying days. Now with modern technology we our documenting our adventures. So watch this MySpace for Euro Tour Movies. Here is a list of the countries I have raped in my short life. UK Various Campsites around the entire south coast, Wales, France, Spain, Germany, Austria, Holland, Italy, Poland, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Greece, Malta, South Africa, Swaziland, Mozambique, Australia, New Zealand, Fiji, Singapore, Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam, Laos, Isle of Man, And I plan to rape many more.I Promise..HOBBIES: FOOTBALL I love this sport. Its a beautiful game. My team is BRISTOL CITY come on the boys. Also I play for a local up and coming football team called FC Bemidorm Badgers, any amazing players that are not COCK NOSES apply within. We train at Glenville Park opposite the Ashton Gate on Sunday at 2pm.Future MySpace coming soon.. STAMP COLLECTING The joy of stamps ooooooonly joking.. GARDENING Having 2 Venus Fly Traps and a Bonsai is like looking after 15 Albanian orphan kids with badger Aids. SEX I gonna be honest here, I just love pussy. I can stop thinking about the damm stuff, doctors cant help me. The way it tastes, looks!! it could turn me into a cannibal. The combination of sweet poon and the stamina of ten mountain goats and you got ME!! DRUG ADDICTIONS This is my downfall. I know this, and want to stop but an addiction is an addiction. When I was younger like last year I would take any drug under the sun moon and stars but due to old age and lack of brain cell. I only enjoy the use of. Hash & Shunk Little Ones ACID Not bad not badHere my shout out 2 people that mean the shit to me. My Fam, Friends, People who believe in my good intentions, God whoever UR

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My Interests

MUSIC,MOUNTAIN BIKING,DRUGS,FOOTBALL,SEX,WALKING,SPANKING,EATING OUT.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is not materialistic and enjoys life on the darkside. People who really put life in front of social status. Money is the ruler of all evils. People who don't care about the way they look. Fuck them its your friends and family that count!! OTHER LIFE FORMS that would be totally tits!!! Show your support. Join the LCN group!

Music:

British Hip-Hop, Benifit, Time Machine, Necro, Ill Bill, Goretex, Dr Hyde, Task force,Aussie Hip hop Hilltop Hoods, Tool, Def Tones, Perfect Circle, 36 Crazyfists, Rage against Machine, Bedolinn Soundclash, Greg Issac, Jeff Buckley, Nina Simone, Leonard Cohen.MERRICK there pretty damm good!!

Movies:

Sincity, Starwars,Clockwork Orange, Itch the Killer, Oldboy, Ghost in a shell, Rocco invade Poland.

Television:

TV SUCKS ASS...... So much I had a shit on my T.V this morning.. I would actually perfer to watch a TV have a shower, than T.V.

Books:

Bret Easton, ladybird, pengiun

Heroes:

Dave Hasslehoff, Conan the Destoryer, Bruce Richards. He's a fucking Champion

My Blog

Have u got a satisfied mind??

How many times have you heard someone sayIf I had money, I will do things my wayBut little they know, that it's so hard to findOne rich man in ten with a satisfied mindMoney can't buy back all your yo...
Posted by Pikey Mike aka Otter3 on Wed, 10 May 2006 02:05:00 PST

HOW 2 GET RID OF A BODY

Now if u need to kill someone and worried about disposing there body READ THIS it will aid u... Let's talk about dead body disposalMy proposal take the corpse to the bathtubAnd drain the blood out of ...
Posted by Pikey Mike aka Otter3 on Sun, 07 May 2006 03:04:00 PST

Battle Rap With D

Part I Yo d cant u see mtb means alot 2 me,and u cant beat me I'm faster than crack 2 a fiend Busting out tricks you now want 2 be me Wheelies and hops, while u tripod and flop 2 the fl...
Posted by Pikey Mike aka Otter3 on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 06:14:00 PST

TIRED

I FEEL TIRED I FEEL TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT WE BEEN LED TO BELIEVE BELIEF OR RELIEF ALL JUST DICTATED BULLSHIT JUST SOME WISE MEN WHO WANT IT THERE WAY TURNING US BLIND MAKING US CRY CRYING FOR A SAVIO...
Posted by Pikey Mike aka Otter3 on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 03:48:00 PST

Badger bummer waring

ALPHA TEAM MISSION: BADGER X Team Members : Eagle 1 :DRIVER, COMM EXPERT                        &...
Posted by Pikey Mike aka Otter3 on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 03:40:00 PST