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About Me

new wave porn are a six piece band from the sunny heights of the fair town of runcorn in the north-west of England. Yay behold, we trust in the power of the funk that chinking guitar, that thumping bass that all out nothing is better than us at this time kind of groove, and it seems that the funk trusts in us as well judging from the sweaty bodies and the heart beating passion that comes from the new wave porn dance floor...Dressed to kill, sexy sharp suits, sexy smooth dance moves, the finest ass wiggling action youre likely to see this side of a strip club... There is only one choice, there is only one hope there is only oneNew Wave Porn!IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THE NEW WAVE PORN MAILING LIST OR HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BAND PLEASE CONTACT: [email protected] edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4Check out our new Live album - on sale now!!! the famous Connah's Quay gig for Oxjam on Ocotber 19th!!! Songs in the Quay of Funk!!! Chamone!Big Wiggle from Oxjam!chq out this lovely review from the Oxjam event - proper bo yo!LezBfriends from Oxjam!Another funky monkey moment from Oxjam 2007 - get ready to be covered head to toe in hot funk butter y'all!

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Music:

Member Since: 2/16/2006
Band Members: On the Drums: The Padawan of Porn - A.D.D Jones.On the Bass & Keys: The Captain Bootsy Bushbaby.On the Guitar: The Hitman of Funk - Snyper Love.On the Vocals: The Beast Hannibal Ramseed.On the Sexyphone: El Munkwah - Munkio Porker.On the Stunt Bass: Progasaurus Rex.On the Stunt Drums: His Majesty - Mounter Gently.
Influences: Taking inspirations from soul and funk legends such as James Brown, Sly Stone & Prince, to rock gods such as Led Zeppelin, Free & the Doors to Jazz Cool from the likes of Herbie Hancock, Billy Cobham & Miles Davis with a dash of Bob Marley, Ian Dury & the Red Hot Chili Peppers – we provide original music that is a blend or a downright rip off of the above mentioned artists and more…oh and this lot...

Sounds Like: We really are shameless stealers of all the music mentioned above, i suppose if we had to sound like anyone it would be Prince meets led Zeppelin!
Type of Label: None

My Blog

New Funk Tunes of Porn Yall

Feel the Funk y'all & check out the live recordings freshly posted today...  all tracks are from the Cheshire Cheese gig on the 28th July 2007 featuring our amazing stunt drummer Mr. Mounter ...
Posted by new wave porn on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:59:00 PST

Gladstones Club December 29th 2006

Gladstone's Club  29th December 2006   The Porn went to there first gig in Northwich in about 3 years to see out the final performance of 2006.  In honour of the mighty Sons of Midian's lea...
Posted by new wave porn on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:12:00 PST

Funkin up the Welsh nation...

Mcleans Bar, Pentre, Queensferry Friday 13th October 2006 Howdy porn pickers!!!  Well, have you recovered from the hangover?  You know the one brought on by what was surely illegal contraban...
Posted by new wave porn on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 04:16:00 PST

Thunderblog 2 - The Return of the Funk

Aloha sporting customers of porn... It has been a long couple opf weeks for your good captain which is why he is drastically late with his 'Captain's Blog tm' on the three gigs we had at the latter en...
Posted by new wave porn on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 03:25:00 PST

Snyper Aid 2006

yo yo yo pornosaurs... We have a special plea for all you beautiful people out there. The Hitman of Funk Snyper Love has been crippled financially by 'The Man' and is under threat of eviction by force...
Posted by new wave porn on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:32:00 PST

Buy our Shit yo!!!

Greetings Pornosaurs and Pornette's I'd like to make you aware of some New (and old) New Wave Porn stuff y'all can get your funky hands on... We have just released our Thimbleberry Festival performanc...
Posted by new wave porn on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 08:40:00 PST

Gig @ McLeans Bar, Queensferry 10/08/06

Oh, how we giggled to ourselves as we crossed the border and popped the first of hopefully many cherry's in the nation of Wales...  yes, New Wave Porn are now an international phenomenon and that...
Posted by new wave porn on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 10:34:00 PST

Thunderblog...

Greetings Pornosaurs & Pornettes... This is a very tired and lethargic blog - because the porn is super old - like two gigs in a week has toally super fudged your Captain - of course staying up ti...
Posted by new wave porn on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 06:15:00 PST

the Pornosaurs...

Greetings funk soldiers... I thought i'd take this opportunity to send a big thank you to all the pornosaurs and pornettes have have signed aborard for work on the mothership...  Your Captain app...
Posted by new wave porn on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 06:43:00 PST

Thimbleblog 2006

Greetings Pornosaurs...  Porn date 27.06.06 After a nagging like U wouldn't believe from Mr ManBizatch Hannibal Ramseed, here is the long awaited Thimberry blog - well not that lkong awaited but ...
Posted by new wave porn on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:47:00 PST