Bonsai!
Suzie needs some sun.
"I just kept shouting, 'The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!' and so forth, but they just went right on dancing, insisting that they didn't need any of our water and that we should let the motherfucker burn."
Matthew Hade May 07 Mix.
(To Download the mp3 - Right Click then Save)
G. Maxim - Right There Heaven
Blueberry by DJ ROYCE HAVEN
Matthew Hade August 06 Mix.
(To Download the mp3 - Right Click then Save)
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So... I'm currently wrapped up in playing music...
bass guitar (named "Fudgie the Whale")... I play a mean bass.
Visually, I'm asian . Thus it gives everyone license to ask me what "I am". Never fails. Upon first encounter "must know origin of genes and pronto!" It's like I'm a carney... or maybe I'm just over analyzing it.
I choose function over fashion most of the time. What else... I'm a cute tomboy with tomboy interests...
Surfer/skater poser :) Well I actually did body board. I dig the clothing. I bought a skateboard... vision deck with powell peralta wheels.
Computer geek to the point that I appreciate not having to stare at a screen. Please be computer savvy... cuz that just makes it all the more efficient. I'm talking to you, girl who works all day on a computer!
Love love lovepro audio gear
(as you can see in the pictures above). I've been told that my do-it-yourself attitude comes from my grandfather. I guess I graduated from legos to dual CD players. I'm still in love with performing
!!!!!
I'm very curious about how the world works. Atoms, emotions, art... there's so much to learn.
Relationships are big trade offs. I am neither counting on, nor am I desperate for THE ONE relationship in my life. I aspire to be a good person on my own.
Oh and to the " bible thumpers/godsquad
" just move onto the next myspace url, please... nothing to see here...
I'm a gay homo lesbian!
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Wahoowa, motherfucker!
I LIKE....
. itunes gift cards
.
profanity
.
culture shock
(my trips in 1998 & 2000 were similar but shorter versions @
Shi Cha Hai
aerial view of gym )
. multitasking
. over-analysis
. sharpie markers
. free parking
. laser pointers
. hands free headsets (really, it's functional because my transmission is manual, not automatic)
. gum
. surf shops
. cream soda
. shots of bailey's on the rocks (total lightweight)
. spinning
. rollercoasters
Superman - Ride of Steel
. smell of coconut suntan lotion at the beach
. family reunions
. bubble tea
. skateboarding
. making fun ofasians
(at this rate theJoy Luck Club
will be TPing my house in Sixteen Candles fashion)
. strawberry fruit20
. hong kong style chinese food
. sushi from
Yuraku
.
video games
. Tony Jaa - Ong Bak
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I HATE...
. cooking!!!
. my short attention span
. people with no sense of boundaries
. skirting around the issue
. germs
. feeling dehydrated
. forgetting what day it is
. grocery shopping
. the family nextdoor who look down on the house full of lesbians
. dust bunnies
. traffic
. Fitness Made Simple commercials
. personality conflicts
. shoulder injuries from rugby and wushu
. having my heart broken like a little toy
. sleeping inside when it's sunny and warm outside
. parking tickets
I'd like to meet:
AirJelly, the flying robot jellyfish
Blue Ball Machine
Music:
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Tricia Olszewski: The Music Babe
Eydie Cubarrubia : Podbop
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Gigs in no particular order
. 2004-2006 Resident DJ at Phase 1 in South East Washington, DC
. one-offs at various Washington, DC clubs
. private parties (Wow, gay boys really like to "walk the catwalk".)
. Red Carpet Productions **Hola, Denise and Kathy!**
. wushu get-togethers (Hotel Chang )
. 4 months in Bethesda, MD - South Beach
. Hollingsworth wedding reception in Bethesda, MD - South Beach
. Uncle Romey's Retirement, West Virginia (Okay, I'll put on the old people music.)
. Zaaza in Sterling, VA
. Party to benefit the Lesbian Services Program of Whitman-Walker Clinic. Saturday, March 26, 2005 at George Washington University’s Marvin Center, www.wwc.org
. Rock Your Knockers To Knock Out Breast Cancer, April 22, 2006 - All Proceeds Benefit Breast Cancer Awareness - Bethesda, MD - South Beach
. parties at my house (How did all those people fit in my kitchen? She's sitting on the ghetto couch being stupid. Um, have you seen Shadow? )
DEAN COLEMAN
GARY E.
SAMIO
RICH WEBB
SCOTT HENRY
PALASH
DEEP DISH
YOSHITOSHI
DUBFIRE
SHARAM
DEEP DISH
NIC FANCIULLI
TRIGGA
JEYONE
BLUNT DADDY
TERRY MULLAN
AMY LASHLEY
JULIA CARROLL
JASON
RI-MIX
ARTHUR LOVES PLASTIC
BICYCLE THIEVES
WILL DELPHI
JUDSON MYERS
ARK
PHILTHY PHIL
G. MAXIM
MATTHEW HADE
MLD AKA MIKE DAVIS
VERACITY aka CHRIS DERAMUS
BFD aka DARKSTAR
OSCAR ROJAS
OSTA aka ROYCE HAVEN
RICH ANG
TERENCE
MI SOOK
PETER JOSEPH
THOMAS BLONDET
GEORGE K
RICKY ROSS
SPIGGY
RAY KANG
SCOTT FOGELGREN
ROBERTO
KAVEH
Q-BERT
SHADOW
SHORTEE
Z-TRIP
KONTACHIGH
andTHE ISHMASTERS
SINEAD O'CONNOR
PAUL VAN DYK
DANNY TENAGLIA
TIESTO
ATB
WHITE TRASH SHAOLIN
OCALI FLASH
AXWELL
BEAT FREAKS, VA
PJ HARVEY
VITALI
CHARLES MARTIN
TEDDYBEARS
LEE KALT
DJ CHRISTAUFF
DJ CICONTE
FEDDE LE GRAND
G. LOVE AND SPECIAL SAUCE
MACCA
THE HOUSEMARTINS
My BLOODY VALENTINE
TITTSWORTH
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Movies:
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TheMovieBabe.com
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Kicking and Screaming
HurlyBurly
The House of Yes
L.I.E.
Chungking Express
Waking Life
Trees Lounge
Paris is Burning
Party Monster
Nobody Knows
The Godfather Part II
Aimee & Jaguar
Box of Moon Light
Matchstick Men
Boogie Nights
Waiting for Guffman
Running on Empty
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Television:
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John & Kate Plus 8
Dead Like Me
Six Feet Under
The Office
Intervention
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Yeah, I got some skills. Skills are good.
Napoleon Dynamite : You know, like
nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills...
Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
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WUSHU EXPERIENCE :
School: US Wushu Academy
1997-2002
AKA: TBS (Technical Beijing Suzie)
Specialities:
. Broadsword
. Chang Quan aka Long Fist
. Staff
. Double Spears
. Bagua (started never finished... too freaking difficult)
Awards:
2002 Charlie Lee Nationals, Chantilly, Virginia 1 silver, 1 bronze
2001 Grand Championship Festival, Phoenix, Arizona, 2 gold
2000 Beijing International Wushu Invitational, Bei Jing, China 3 gold
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Computer Programming Experience :
Programmer/Analyst, Silver Spring, Maryland
Expertise: Dietary Analysis
1997-2003
Language: SAS
(more soon)
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Beltway Commuting Skills
I drive everywhere!!!
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Judo Experience :
School: Ishikawa Judo School
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Music Instruments/Pro Audio Gear :
Piano
Bass Guitar
Drum set
Bongos
Plastic Egg filled with Rice!
Pioneer 1000-MK2
Pioneer CMX-3000
Pioneer DJM-300-S
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Visual Experience :
Peking Duck Productions: First Camera
(Hi,
Fuzzymonk
.)
Bei Jing, China: Training, Wu Bin's Tournament, Bei Jing Team Demo Rehearsals
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Books:
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Nobody Nowhere
The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe
Man's Search for Meaning - Viktor Frankl
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LINKS :
Digg
FFFFOUND!
Metafilter
Hobostripper
Randomly Ever After
You're the man now dog!
Fark
Newmixes
Savage Love
Lemon 'n Dill
Valleywag
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Heroes:
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Smoove B
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