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Ian

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About Me

I'm human. More later...

My Interests

Snowboarding in the snowy times, concerts and shows, trying to make music sometimes, tennis and softball and crawling around outside, flipping out, causing trouble, popping boners for charity, sitting at home watching movies, reading, fucking, sleeping, cooking foods, eating foods. Touching things. Sniffing things. Taking photographs...of things. Sometimes trying to draw or paint or be an artiste. Making clothes with little to none of the necessary skills. Taking off my clothes. Sometimes washing my clothes, or myself.

I'd like to meet:

Pretty much anybody, as long as they aren't boring, trendy, respectable, classy or cool.

Music:

I like a music. The rock musics. Other musics. AC/DC, Amon Amarth, Aphex Twin, Apoptygma Berzerk, Bewitched, Billy Idol, Bjork, Bob Marley, Bolt Thrower, Carcass, Covenant, Cygnus X, old Daft Punk, Danzig, Def Leppard, Depeche Mode, Diamanda Galas, Dismember, Duran Duran, Electric Six, Elvis, Ennio Morricone, Entombed, Faith No More, Future Sound Of London, Gruesome Stuff Relish, Guns N Roses, Hallucinogen, Haujobb, Hypocrisy, Impaled, Impetigo, Johnny Cash, Jondi and Spesh, Kool Keith, Les Baxter, Lisa Lashes, McLusky, old Misfits, Mortician, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Nashville Pussy, Nirvana, Ozzy, Paul Van Dyk, Portishead, old Prodigy, Ramones, Revolting Cocks, Richie Hawtin, Run-D.M.C., Skid Row, Slayer, Squash Bowels, Swayzak, Tad, The Cars, The Dwarves, Turbonegro, Twisted Sister, Type O Negative, Underworld, Union Jack, Unleashed, VNV Nation, White Zombie, Witchery, Yello, Zeke (my favorite band) and a bunch of other stuff too underground and kvlt for you to have heard of. I mostly listen to metal, different types of electronica, some industrial and EBM, and all sorts of other stuff, but really not so much of certain genres.

Movies:

Horror, gore, zombie-type movies (Romero movies as well as foreign, obscure stuff, Fulci etc.). Werewolves too, like Dog Soldiers, Howling, Ginger Snaps. The Dark Crystal is my favorite movie, followed by City of Lost Children. Battle Royale. Shaw Brothers kung fu flicks!!. LOTR. Russ Meyer flicks. All of the Aliens quadrilogy, Suspiria, Kill Bill, Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill, Krull, Clash Of The Titans, Fight Club, Evil Dead series, The Descent, Dead Alive, Conan the Barbarian, Legend, Blade Runner, Re-Animator series. Some Miyazaki flicks, Fearless Vampire Killers, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, The Shining, Borat, Star Wars, The Neverending Story, Fantastic Planet, American Movie, BeastMaster, Old Boy, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory. Way, way more. I've always got some weird movies around to watch.

Television:

I don't get TV reception because I'm so cool and elite, but some shows I like on DVD are: pretty much anything narrated by David Attenborough, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, John Safran's series' from Australia, Deadwood, Fraggle Rock, Seinfeld, 24, Freaks and Geeks, a bit of Survivor, House, Greg The Bunny, British stuff: I Am Not An Animal, Black Books, The Office, Fawlty Towers. And probably more things once I watch the things I have that haven't yet been watched.

Books:

Sc-fi, fantasy, some science books, and sometimes really deep philosophy crap. Authors: Philip Pullman, Dan Simmons, H.P. Lovecraft, Brian McNaughton, Brian Greene, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Larry Niven, Robert Baer, Terry Goodkind, J.R.R. Tolkien, John Varley, Isaac Asimov, Arthur C. Clarke, David Rees, Bertrand Russell, Sam Harris, Richard Dawkins, even C.S. Lewis. You should read Shantaram by Gregory David Roberts.

Heroes:

Nobody.

My Blog

Warped lucidity

I had a really weird lucid dream the other night...actually, it was probably more like late morning, or a bit into the afternoon perhaps.  But that isn't important, so let's move on, shall we? &n...
Posted by Ian on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 11:27:00 PST

Limited Edition

Oh SHIT!! Today I got me a copy of the Dark Crystal Soundtrack - Limited Edition, numbered, 2 CD set. People think I like the Dark Crystal too much. Because I had already made my own version of the ...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wasp orgy.

Today I saw what appeard to be a wasp orgy. It was so weird and cool! There were all these wasps rolling around together on the ground, and I couldn't figure out what was going on. I've watched a l...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST