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About Me

I am textbook Aquarius * I'm generally way too hard on myself * I'm solar powered, but my back-up batteries are charged by music * I want to be a mother more than anything else in the world * I believe that everything happens for a reason, and there is always a valuable lesson to be learned from it * I don't think there is anything to be afraid of * I believe that the Universe gives you back exactly what you put into it, and love and positive energy in all situations always yield the best results * I feel you must forgive all things in order to be whole * I think God has a hundred different names, but it's all the same dude * I am blessed with a good job, a home of my own, and a family that loves me * I think doctors and drugs usually only make you worse, and that holistic medicine is almost always the best kind * I believe that plastic is evil, and will quite likely be the end of us all * I am anal about natural and organic food * I don't own a microwave * Acupuncture is awesome * I use recycled ass paper regardless of how much the idea of it disturbs me * There IS something in the water...EVERYWHERE, and we put it there * I love to eat, sleep, and swear * I hate exercising, but I force myself to do it because of how much better it makes me feel * My passion for my opinions is often mistaken for other things * I am a Jack of all trades, and master of none * The act of practicing anything besides Rock Band or making babies can fuck itself * Morning blows * I have an extreme affinity for anything so ugly or obnoxious that it's cool * Now that I've read about Buddhism I have to take spiders outside instead of killing them or else I feel guilty * I am impulsive and terrible about self-discipline * After almost 30 years on this earth I am just now learning to find my way on my own * I'm not yet sure of my purpose in life, but I can't wait to figure out what it is * If I keep you around it means I love and admire you a million times more than I'll probably ever tell you because I just wasn't raised that way, but know that I do!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tori Fucking Amos!!! More Gentle Pygmies (they rock! :), idiot savants, long lost friends who didn't suck, and generally anyone with something interesting to say.

My Blog

Today's email from the Universe...

...not much to say about it, really, other than it is a beautiful, profound thought I wanted to immortalize. It's also been my biggest lesson in life the last year or so, and I just love all the uniqu...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:51:00 GMT

Glass Half Full

I fucking love, love, LOVE how long the toilet stays clean when you are just a woman living by yourself!!!
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 12:50:00 GMT

Generosity

Where, oh where is that fine line in the sand that divides compassion and caring for others from allowing yourself to sacrifice your own needs to the point of being taken advantage of? I've spent ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:31:00 GMT

Random

Dreams are kind of like balloons...so many different shapes and colors, and you tote around your bouquet. So easy to inflate a new one, but so fragile once you do. Sometimes they feel like a burden...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:45:00 GMT

Dictionary.com

I got a weekly spiritual practice email this morning talking about grace, and how to center your prayers around having more of it. She defined grace as the free support, sufficiency, love, and wellnes...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:40:00 GMT

Always A Bright Side

So I just read an article about the leading soft drink company's recent attempts to reposition itself in the health food market. I was seriously two seconds from offing myself and leaving a suicid...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 10:15:00 GMT

Fuck MySpace E-Mail!!!

Okay, MySpace is cool, and comments are cool, but am I alone when I say there is nothing more irritating than getting an e-mail telling you to check your e-mail!? I mean, fucking seriously, what is t...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 17:27:00 GMT

WOOT!!!

Yes, that's right folks! You are reading the blog of the new Administrative Specialist III at Alantic Base Vehicle Maintenance, King County. I am SO doing the touchdown dance RIGHT NOW, (i...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:07:00 GMT

The Downward Spiral of Self-Contempt

Job interviews; I fucking hate them. You analyze every last detail of your appearance, your attitude, and your actions. You rehearse possible dialogue in your head. You agonize ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 11:32:00 GMT