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About Me

I'M MS. SEPTEMBER! HA HA!
Myspace LayoutsUM... IS IT BAD THAT I GO TO MY PAGE, TURN UP THE VOLUME, AND DANCE TO MY PROFILE SONG IN MY LIVING ROOM??? DON'T JUDGE UNTIL YOU TRY IT!I'm a jackass

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: crystal the gangster
Birthday: feb 11
Birthplace: DENTON's trash dump
Current Location: lewisville under a bridge
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: phillipines/ germany
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: alcohol
Your Fears: alcohol and clowns
Your Perfect Pizza: a fat free kind
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: clean my room
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: don't use it
Thoughts First Waking Up: where am i?
Your Best Physical Feature: my right shoulder
Your Bedtime: what?
Your Most Missed Memory: don't remember
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: M
Single or Group Dates: i hate dating
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: don't drink the stuff
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: yuck
Do you Smoke: never
Do you Swear: always
Do you Sing: mostly
Do you Shower Daily: somedays
Have you Been in Love: let's not get into that
Do you want to go to College: in it
Do you want to get Married: possibly
Do you belive in yourself: some days
Do you get Motion Sickness: right now
Do you think you are Attractive: some days
Are you a Health Freak: ha!
Do you get along with your Parents: some days
Do you like Thunderstorms: never
Do you play an Instrument: depends
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: everyday
In the past month have you Smoked: never
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: 360 times
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: never
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: bluuugh!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: on once- fallen off once
In the past month have you been Dumped: twice
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: everyday
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: satan's gay shorts
Ever been Drunk: sober would be the better question
Ever been called a Tease: maybe
Ever been Beaten up: maybe
Ever Shoplifted: never
How do you want to Die: i don't wanna
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i don't wanna
What country would you most like to Visit: japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever..
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: tall
Weight: whatever
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: somedays
Number of CDs I own: got stolen
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: zero

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

I'd like to meet:

NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR: * Housekeeping- better be good with laundry-* Chef ( mostly making bowls of cereal, mac n cheese, sandwiches, and cookies)* Bartender- must have PLENTY of experience- salt and limes will be provided* Mechanic- must have experience in tour buses backing into Nissans* Alarm Clock- NO TOUCHING*****Will be happy to provide compensation in the form of shot of tequila/ hour and/ or sexual favors from my roommate Sammy Kershaw---Please send your applications immediately

Music:

Country Music makes me happy!! SouthFM, THE FEDS,Glass Intrepid, Odis, Miser, Upside, BURDEN BROTHERS!!!, Flyleaf!,new found glory, Blink, Boxcar Racer, Deaf Pedestrians,Greatness in Tragedy - SCHFIFTY FIVE

adopt your own virtual pet!

Movies:

The Sweetest Thing,Mystic River, Van Wilder, Garden State, blah blah blah

Television:

SIFL & OLLYPRICE IS RIGHT ,FLAVAH OF LOVE,eNTOURAGE,Weeds, Robot Chicken,12 ounce mouse, Squibillies, Yes Dear,Aqua Teen, Nip Tuck (of course)

Books:

put me to sleep
Your Inner Child Is Naughty
Like a child, you tend to discount social rules.
It's just too much fun to break the rules!
You love trouble - and it seems that trouble loves you.
And no matter what, you refuse to grow up! How Is Your Inner Child?

Heroes:

!!MY MOM!!GWEN STEFANI!! DANE COOK!! ****

My Blog

oh crepes.

I am so addicted to ebay.  I mean seriously, I don't think I can pay rent.  No really.  I just bought a belt buckle that says " Grandpa" .  I'll probably never wear it, and I know ...
Posted by .ruffu. on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:54:00 PST

legal name changing form

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name The f ollowing is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Pr...
Posted by .ruffu. on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:34:00 PST

tip me!

hi! Please go tip me on this stupid website! Because evidently I'm a magnet for this cheesy crap!    ...  CRAVEONLINE.COM   under the lifestyle section...  ...
Posted by .ruffu. on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:17:00 PST

ok fine

Ok, I have decided to go for a walk to see if I can get kidnapped... just out of pure boredom. Wish me luck!
Posted by .ruffu. on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 06:11:00 PST

huh

What the shit is this??
Posted by .ruffu. on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 09:51:00 PST