please don’t get the impression i give a fuck |
so it's been a while since i've blasted out a little blog attempting to show how clever i am, but it hasn't been long since i started a piece of writing with the word "so." i like to start with ...
Posted by tinman survives dorothy on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 06:59:00 PST |
attention retard |
it's come to my attention that some of the people i bitch about in my blogs end up reading my blogs and then talking to me about them. as funny as that is to me, it's also a pain in the ass... m...
Posted by tinman survives dorothy on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 04:51:00 PST |
a word from your friendly neighborhood bartender |
first off, i'd like to thank you for coming out. of all the self-absorbed, egotistical cheeseballs throwing bottles and spouting highschool game, you chose to get your drinks from me. i tr...
Posted by tinman survives dorothy on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 02:39:00 PST |
and just like that, i'm a model again |
i said, "fuck it." no more modeling for me. i was over it. although it paid pretty well, it made me too self conscious. i had the neurosis of a high school cheerleader looking ...
Posted by tinman survives dorothy on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:38:00 PST |
SD: suck list violations, a broken cooler, and a hairy nipple |
san diego. fuck yes.
fourth of july on pacific beach. you can not imagine this. there were thousands and thousands of people as far as you could see from north to south. s...
Posted by tinman survives dorothy on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 01:49:00 PST |
so here it is- the tattoo suck list |
it was only a matter of time before i did it... time to bag on shitty tattoos. wooo.
yea, i know- it's bad enough that i'm naturally an asshole, but now i've gotta talk shit about somethin...
Posted by tinman survives dorothy on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 12:01:00 PST |
kiefer sutherland- best door guy ever |
so ruben and i cruise over to jones cafe after not being "on the list" at joseph's. (fuck those tools. no wonder k. fed loves that place.) we walk around some weirdo bum asking these...
Posted by tinman survives dorothy on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 01:23:00 PST |
this city smells like burning trees |
i admit it was kind of exciting when i could finally see the flames from my neighborhood. in the time it took to get my car washed, the fire sprung up in the hills above the street that takes me...
Posted by tinman survives dorothy on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 08:31:00 PST |
fuck mike, yea i know... |
but also fuck the girls that post comments on your shit and then delete their comments when it contradicts some bullshit game they're running. "i changed my mind, but not i gotta make it look li...
Posted by tinman survives dorothy on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 01:24:00 PST |
fuck mike |
so it seems popular to hate mike b. these days. yea, i'm a fucking asshole with a pompous attitude and an ego that could choke a porn star, and i care more about the shit i own than the way peop...
Posted by tinman survives dorothy on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 06:47:00 PST |
