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.A Prerequisite.
.My life revolves around work. My co-workers and customers take up most of my time and are the the main topic for discussion during most of my conversations. If you have an issue with it, don't fucking talk to me. Waffle House is one of the few things that makes me smile without fail, so fuck off.
.I'm cold hearted.
.I love to read and write.
.I'm an English Literature major at Miami University Middletown.
.I'm a third shift waitress at the Middletown Waffle House and I love love love my job.
.
School
andwork
are most important to me..I'm blunt.
.I probably hate you.
.I don't eat meat.
.I also don't spray paint fur coats.
.I'm soft on the inside.
.Knowing the difference between 'their' 'there' and 'they're' is a turn on of mine.
.I'm vulgar.
.I smoke and I could care less if you don't.
.I happen to like boys in girls pants.
.I do not hardcore dance.
.I am Pro-Choice.
.I am very opinionated.
.
EVERY
day is Halloween..I don't care how you dress, if you're a moron, I already hate you.
.Yeah, I've got a Waffle House tattoo.
.I want very badly to move to Boston.
.I hold grudges.
.I'm not a hardcore/metal/grindcore kid nor do I claim to be...unlike most other myspace girls.
.I'm a dreamer.
.I love shy kids.
.I listen to all the 'gay' music that the cool kids don't listen to.
.I fucking hate private profiles.
.More than half the people in my graduating class couldn't spell 'Wednesday'.
.I dig chelsea cuts.
.Take your mall-metal/gothic bullshit and cram it up your cranhole.
.I don't smoke pot.
.I love Bogarts.
.Don't think you're the first person to call me a bitch to my face/through myspace.
.I wish you could spell.
.I don't wear matching socks.
.I love dressing up and going to see Broadway musicals.
.I'm going to be a writer one day, and my first novel will be dedicated to Jenna.
.I'm a lush, and no, I don't hate it.
.Really, I just want to love someone that will call me 'dame' and 'broad'.
.I'm only happy when it rains.
.I heart cliches.
.I miss punk rock, but I'm not really a 'punk rocker'.
.lessthanthree.
.Eat, sleep, fuck and flee, in four words that's me.
.I hate Christmas.
.I like Kool-Aid; especially the mystery kind.
.NO, I do NOT want to see your tits so STOP posting pictures of them.
.The phrase "Don't mess with the best" was coined for the graveyard shift at the Middletown Waffle House.
.I loathe morons.
.I hate feet.
.I secretly love being tickled.
.I am full of indifference.
.Chances are I'm smarter than your girlfriend.
.I love tire swings and merry-go-rounds.
.There is no carpet, so don't ask if it matches the curtains. Asshat.
.I like tapioca.
.My favorite preposition is 'betwixt'.
.Do not call me 'carrot top' or 'red' or any other lameass redhead nicknames.
.Red hair and green eyes doesn't always indicate an Irish bloodline.
.I collect teapots.
.Few people mean as much to me as Chris MuthaFuckin' Cabe, my grill operator extraordinaire.
.And I hope she read that like she said she would.
.I spend my life in the local Waffle House.
.You probably think I'm shallow and I don't care.
.I love snow.
.I have very little patience.
.MS Paint is brilliant.
.I'm evil, wicked, mean and nasty.
.I speak Spanish. un pequeno.
.I adore French.
.I love waking up to someone playing acoustic guitar.
.I like smoking out my attic window.
.I wish I was a 1920's flapper with a mobster for a man.
.You wanna know who I really am?
.Yeah so do I.Profile edited with CricketSoda's Myspace Editor