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ZIP ZAP RAP NAP

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About Me

my real name is alfred quincy reed and i live with two goldfish named sal robert johnson and barry winston mccracken. they make me dinner three and half times a week and i sing them a couple of show tunes twice a week. during the rest of the week we converse about a number of subjects but we tend to end up talking about top hats. we enjoy watching pbs with the volume off and making smores every other monday. they come out pretty well i have to say.

My Interests

apples/oranges/pears/plums/peaches

I'd like to meet:

a dancing fool with four teeth.

Music:

avant-electro-rag-soda-pop-do dah bands

Movies:

the kind that make me say "doo doo" at least six times in fourteen seconds

Television:

shows about parrots

Books:

books about parrots

Heroes:

parrots

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My Blog

MY ASS WILL EXPLODE

Watch me try to play my bass in front of the poor citizens of Tucson who chose to go out on the wrong night. My ass will collapse into space...I think that'll work....
Posted by ZIP ZAP RAP NAP on Thu, 29 May 2008 10:39:00 PST

Bong

this is how i remember high school...
Posted by ZIP ZAP RAP NAP on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:53:00 PST

"im being creative"

bong...
Posted by ZIP ZAP RAP NAP on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:35:00 PST

why you gotta say dat?

damn ese he got some crazy hairs ese damn ese dat gurl be crazy. she sounds like a goat ese. damn ese are they supposed to be like led zepplins ese? damn ese that foo could...
Posted by ZIP ZAP RAP NAP on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:48:00 PST

finally the time has come

it looks like i only have two more semesters left at the ol' university (a little summer school will help things too). some fucking how it looks like i'll actually wind up graduating...i don't know h...
Posted by ZIP ZAP RAP NAP on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:10:00 PST

yeah this is it man

the coolest song ever made.ever....
Posted by ZIP ZAP RAP NAP on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:40:00 PST

poop on rye

i dream only to know that i'm aliveit's the only confirmation that i havethat i have been here, on this earthin this state of consciousnesson a broken worldwith no path to righteousnessthis is why i d...
Posted by ZIP ZAP RAP NAP on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:17:00 PST

so

another semester is around the corner...again. it seems like i've been at the state college for a decade now. hopefully i can kind of stay on track and inch closer to the all elusive college degree....
Posted by ZIP ZAP RAP NAP on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:43:00 PST

this is the story of my life

"I never said most of the things I said." -Yogi Berra
Posted by ZIP ZAP RAP NAP on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 04:10:00 PST

find the fish

it was a lovely little fish. thank you Brigitte. but don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock or you wont a-come back...
Posted by ZIP ZAP RAP NAP on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 08:39:00 PST