I'd like to meet:
I see dead people: Shakespeare; Ben Franklin; William Blake; Nostradamus; Socrates and Aristotle; Kierkegaard; Vico; Oscar Wilde; Dorothy Parker; Sitting Bull; Fatty Arbuckle; Lincoln; Milton; Jimi Hendricks; Swift; Dante; Melville; Cleopatra; Byron; Hemingway; Faulkner; Goya; Picasso; Simone de Beauvior; Mark Twain; Robert Johnson; Sylvia Beach; Paul Bowles; August Wilson; Ezra Pound; Walt Whitman----------Alive: Toni Morrison, Jon Stewart; Howard Dean; Muhamed Ali; Richard Rorty; Prince; Italo Calvino; any SCOTUS justice; John Updike; Philip Roth; Jim Jarmusch; Stephen Colbert
Music:
Telephone; Eldar Djangirov; Run Westy Run; Mos Def; The Hives; Gang of Four; Flaming Lips; The Epoxies; The Clone Defects; Bill Evans; Big Joe Williams; Alien Sex Fiend; Red Aunts; Cibo Mato; Ween; Thin White Rope; Screaming Trees; JSBE - and many other outdated bands
Television:
Deadwood; The Office; My Name is Earl; HGTV; Adult Swim; The Soup; Law and Order; Football; Poker