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About Me

I'm an art education major. Dancing is my passion! From 8-5 I'm an office administrator for a very large construction company. I smoke a lot of weed. I worry way too much and over analyze everything. Whenever I'm sad, I redecorate my house. Birds freak me out. And I always brush my teeth in the dark.

You have no future, you have power over this moment only; your future is happening now, and by recognizing this, you will have power over what you don't have. (Ponder that for a while!)

"You can explore the universe looking for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and you will not find that person anywhre."

Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

You Are Half Baked Ice Cream
In reality, you're just a quarter baked What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?

My Interests

My interests include: popping and locking, smoking dank, prepositional phrases, snowboarding, strange nights, corn on the cob, good friends, tattoos, parties, good music, arranging things in their due order, wierding people out, laughing, and art.

Create Your Own!

I'd like to meet:

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." - Sharon Stone

I'd like to meet one of these guys...

Music:

I LOVE TRU HIP HOP! ATMOSPHERE, Out Hud, Stevie Wonder, Gnarles Barkley, Baby Anne, Morcheeba, Massive Attack, Rise Against, BOB MARLEY, Damian Marley, AesopRock, De La Soul, A Tribe Called Quest, Pharcyde, The Spooks, Micranots, FLOETRY, Lyrics Born, Blackalicous, Brand Nubian, Parliament, Nas, Mobb Deep, Slum Village, Hieroglyphics, The Roots, Slick Rick, The Notorious BIG, Dj Icey, DJ CRAZE, Dave Mathews Band, Radiohead, Sneaker Pimps, PORTISHEAD, Erykah Badu, Sublime, Tori Amos, JILL SCOTT, Sage Francis, Nelly Furtado, Mary J Blige, Digable Planets, J-Boogie, James Brown, Wu Tang, Missy Elliott, Angie Stone, Garbage, Ben Harper, Aaliyah, Salt-N-Pepa, John Digweed, Dilated Peoples, Swollen Members, Zion I, Musiq, The Doors, Jurassic 5, B.B. King, Method Man, Nirvana, Tu Pac.....

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, Belly, Office Space, The Jerk, Half Baked, The Anchor Man, Snowboarding and Dance Videos, Super Troopers, Zoolander, Stewie Griffin-The Untold Story.

Television:

6 Feet Under, Family guy, Sex and the City, DOG, The Real World, Chapelle Show, Intervention, Design on a Dime.

Books:

I once read a book called SHUT THE FUCK UP! It was part of Oprah's bookclub...maybe you've heard of it before?

My Blog

standards

Men have absolutely replused me lately. The idea of assocating with a member of the vile species has sounded like a really lame time. However, after one week of bin...
Posted by Shannon on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:38:00 PST

you know you're a pothead...

...when you smoke a bowl in the shower : )
Posted by Shannon on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:14:00 PST