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Darth

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About Me

Well, I was born Anakin Skywalker on planet Tatooine. I was taken away as a young boy and trained to become a Jedi, but after some wacky antics and one two many prequels I ended up in the sexy black exterior you now see before you.I'm on Myspace looking for love, because I accidentally choked my last wife. I like long, quiet walks on the beach, cuddling, and destroying planets.No Fat Chicks.

My Interests

I like to play the harp in my leisure time, as well as write out short stories about lost love and a few comedies here and there. I'm also the world's biggest Yanni fan.

I'd like to meet:

A nice, caring woman with a funny personality and a knack for the original. Cooking skills and plowing experience a plus.

Music:

Yanni, of course. Kelly Clarkson holds my interest and I enjoy Jamiroquai in short doses. I'm a big fan of My Chemical Romance because I dress in black and they do too. I used to listen to the Sex Pistols but my mom took all of my punk cds when she found out they had naughty language.

Movies:

The English Patient has always been a personal favorite, but for a quick cry I always go to The Notebook.

Television:

Anything but Star Trek.I miss Dave Chapelle.

Books:

Harriet the Spy and Matilda.

Heroes:

Martin Luther King Jr., he really made it easier for us black people everywhere.