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Sweet B

Work like you don't need money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no ones watching

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brandin
Birthday: 2/27
Birthplace: Downers Grove, IL
Current Location: Villa Park, IL
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: german/russian
The Shoes You Wore Today: black heels
Your Weakness: funny guys
Your Fears: aging
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese, ranch dressing, crushed red pepper
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: save some fucking money!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck.... why did I stay up so late??? Oh yeah... I know why. =)
Your Best Physical Feature: smile, tits
Your Bedtime: ????
Your Most Missed Memory: being a tike and not having a care in the world
Pepsi or Coke: niether
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: dont care
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: niether
Do you Smoke: yup
Do you Swear: fuckin god damn mother fuck shit yes I do
Do you Sing: when Im alone
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: indeed
Do you want to go to College: nope
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: mos def
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I wouldnt kick me outta bed
Are you a Health Freak: not at all
Do you get along with your Parents: very well
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: if you knew me you'd know this is a dumb question
In the past month have you Smoked: daily
In the past month have you been on Drugs: n/a
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup, woodfield during the holidays is basically the devils asshole
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck no
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: its too cold for that
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: lighters.... but I do it without realizing. Sorry for those of you who are missing lighters.
Ever been Drunk: stupid....
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: happy and in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A ROCKSTAR
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: 5'11"... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Weight: depends on height
Best Clothing Style: whatever looks good on them
Number of Drugs I have taken: not sure
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not sure.... but whatever they are, they made me who I am.... lessons learned

My Interests

Cubs games, getting the thing by the thing in the thingy for my sister, watching Bears games @ the Lounge, Concerts, live comedy, hanging out in Eileens basement til 6-7am while begging her husband to let us smoke in the house, combing beaches for loose change and other metal items with my trusty metal detector, being a professional trapeze artist with ringling bros barnum and bailey circus, the musical stylings of Gladys Nite and the Pips, fishing, pondering the necessity of "spring ahead" and "fall Back" (why cant I live in Indianapolis where its the same time all year?), hangin out with my cannibal friends at thier sweet cave, I spend a lot of time wondering whether or not I will develop man hands like my mother, watching Kevin do the shopping cart and other original dances by K-dog, traveling, throwing tiny footballs at people with malice and intent, spending time with my cute little niece, wondering if Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, competing in midget tossing tournaments, attending the annual turkey testical festival, asking myslef the question.... is there such thing as a perfect ten and/or can there be too much animal print or gold lam'e in the perfect outfit, trying to figure out why NASCAR is so popular(Jesus loves rednecks), listening to my friend Ryan play his original song titled simply "fuck you in the ass", wondering can I ever have too much cleavage??, hanging out and drinking in Michele's dining room even if her douchebag cousin Michael is there(quit getting pissy Michael), hanging out and drinking wth all of my friends, playing the mandolin, making the bird face, receiving happy 4:20 cards from Brando, goin to munchkin land on thursday nites, movies, building up my street cred with my ninja friends in schaumpton while trying not to get shot for the 5th time, wondering: how many times did my parents use that hooka that they described as a vase in thier room when I was little?, making my friends laugh...I also enjoy hanging out with this one guy....

I'd like to meet:


I don't like douchebags.... so no douchebags. But I would like to meet him:

Music:

METALLICA, Dispatch, Justin Timberlake, Fiona Apple, Stevie Wonder, Led Zepplin, The Doors, Dave Matthews, good club music, Danzig, The Who, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Prince, Jason Mraz, Beastie Boys, Journey, Zero7, The Devlins, Nirvana, Sia, Pantera, The Shins, Eta James, Kanye, Fall Out Boy, Shinedown, Pearl Jam, Soul Coughing, Outkast, LL Cool J, 50 Cent, Jay-Z, Ludacris, Nelly,Hard-Fi, All American Rejects, State Radio, Pete Francis, A perfect circle, Tool, John Butler Trio, Motley Crue, Poison, Chili Peppers, Skid Row, Kool and the gang, Stroke 9, Rolling Stones, Steve Miller, Tom Petty, Nina Simone, All music made between 1981 and 1989 =)...

Movies:

OLD SCHOOL, Garden State, Walk the Line, Road Trip, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, breakfast club, sixteen candles, Saw, Wedding Crashers, Clerks, Pulp Fiction, From Dusk til Dawn, Resevior Dogs, Lost Boys, Mall Rats, Nightmare on Elm St, virgin suicides, swingers, Goonies, super troopers, spinal tap...

Television:

The office, family guy, simpsons, my name is earl, sopranos, CSI....

Books:

I dont really read very much.... I can read, I just choose not to.

Heroes:

My mom.

My Blog

6 facts about me.

The Rules of the game are....Each player of this game starts with 6 things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write their own blog of their own 6 things about themselves and state these r...
Posted by ~b~ on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:48:00 PST

No. 1 Woman Rule... embrace your mans love of the game.

..> January 29, 2007BY LAURA BERMANChicago Sun TimesMany men have a love-hate relationship with sports. Just as many women have a love-hate relationship with their partner's relationship with sports...
Posted by ~b~ on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:50:00 PST

Please dont send me things like this.... ever!!!

The following is a msg I recently received from some wierdo..... I wanted to post it to showcase the kind of msgs I do not want to receive from people.  Enjoy! -Brandi     i think You'r...
Posted by ~b~ on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 11:07:00 PST