Cubs games, getting the thing by the thing in the thingy for my sister, watching Bears games @ the Lounge, Concerts, live comedy, hanging out in Eileens basement til 6-7am while begging her husband to let us smoke in the house, combing beaches for loose change and other metal items with my trusty metal detector, being a professional trapeze artist with ringling bros barnum and bailey circus, the musical stylings of Gladys Nite and the Pips, fishing, pondering the necessity of "spring ahead" and "fall Back" (why cant I live in Indianapolis where its the same time all year?), hangin out with my cannibal friends at thier sweet cave, I spend a lot of time wondering whether or not I will develop man hands like my mother, watching Kevin do the shopping cart and other original dances by K-dog, traveling, throwing tiny footballs at people with malice and intent, spending time with my cute little niece, wondering if Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, competing in midget tossing tournaments, attending the annual turkey testical festival, asking myslef the question.... is there such thing as a perfect ten and/or can there be too much animal print or gold lam'e in the perfect outfit, trying to figure out why NASCAR is so popular(Jesus loves rednecks), listening to my friend Ryan play his original song titled simply "fuck you in the ass", wondering can I ever have too much cleavage??, hanging out and drinking in Michele's dining room even if her douchebag cousin Michael is there(quit getting pissy Michael), hanging out and drinking wth all of my friends, playing the mandolin, making the bird face, receiving happy 4:20 cards from Brando, goin to munchkin land on thursday nites, movies, building up my street cred with my ninja friends in schaumpton while trying not to get shot for the 5th time, wondering: how many times did my parents use that hooka that they described as a vase in thier room when I was little?, making my friends laugh...I also enjoy hanging out with this one guy....
I don't like douchebags.... so no douchebags. But I would like to meet him:
METALLICA, Dispatch, Justin Timberlake, Fiona Apple, Stevie Wonder, Led Zepplin, The Doors, Dave Matthews, good club music, Danzig, The Who, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Prince, Jason Mraz, Beastie Boys, Journey, Zero7, The Devlins, Nirvana, Sia, Pantera, The Shins, Eta James, Kanye, Fall Out Boy, Shinedown, Pearl Jam, Soul Coughing, Outkast, LL Cool J, 50 Cent, Jay-Z, Ludacris, Nelly,Hard-Fi, All American Rejects, State Radio, Pete Francis, A perfect circle, Tool, John Butler Trio, Motley Crue, Poison, Chili Peppers, Skid Row, Kool and the gang, Stroke 9, Rolling Stones, Steve Miller, Tom Petty, Nina Simone, All music made between 1981 and 1989 =)...
OLD SCHOOL, Garden State, Walk the Line, Road Trip, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, breakfast club, sixteen candles, Saw, Wedding Crashers, Clerks, Pulp Fiction, From Dusk til Dawn, Resevior Dogs, Lost Boys, Mall Rats, Nightmare on Elm St, virgin suicides, swingers, Goonies, super troopers, spinal tap...
The office, family guy, simpsons, my name is earl, sopranos, CSI....
I dont really read very much.... I can read, I just choose not to.
My mom.