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About Me

well....let me see....I am what I am and that's all that I am....you know you need to get at me for all your comedic needs....check the Cletus Kassady Comedy Page www.myspace.com/smile4meent , and stay tuned for the live concert and DVD recording. Stay up you HAPPY MONKEYS

My Interests

Sports

I'd like to meet:

YOU!!! Since you're so nosy leave a message

Music:

IN my never ending quest to fight the affects of niggerdom, I have been enlightened by the musical stylings of theis gentleman. Besides I think everything else sucks

Movies:

I really had nothing to put in this section. Yet I figured you would read it. therefore I typed some things in here. So far it has kept your attention. That's sad. What's sadder is that although I said that you are still reading this. Now it is scary because you are still reading even after the last comment. There is only one way to end this nad that's for me to stop typing. I haven't yet and you are STILL reading. Ok, I am stopping now. SIKE, but really I am.

Television:

is there a station other than ESPN?

Books:

ESPN the Magazine, My Brother Sam is Dead, Autobiography of Malcolm X

Heroes:

....are great sandwiches

My Blog

Interview Part 2

To play the media please click on the link below or paste it into your web browser.http://www.103jamz.com/cc-common/mediaplayer/player. html?mps=&mid=http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/30274/1h/ cchan...
Posted by THE EMCEE on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:53:00 PST

check out the interview pt 1

31 things I learned this weekend

Friday 1. Sending out group text messages leads to "hey I only got half of that" More bars my behind. 2. It is amazing how quickly Virginia spring can be come Wisconsin winter. 3. Vodka + Red Bull = A...
Posted by THE EMCEE on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:51:00 PST

I just felt the need

If I would have beena preacher, then my brothers would have been preachers....instead I infitrate the minds of others and make them feel what I want them to feel and my brothers, well they spew hot ga...
Posted by THE EMCEE on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:28:00 PST

Mulan

"What I look like splitting money with a ho 50/50?"- classic line from American Pimp I think I have seen most of the disney films. Yes that is a bit scary for a 25 year old man to say (ke...
Posted by THE EMCEE on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:59:00 PST

WE MUST MARCH

YOU KNOW FOLKS REALLY JUMPED ON ME WHEN I SAID THAT I WAS ANTI-JENA 6. THEY THOUGHT I WAS ANTI-BLACK WHEN I SAID THERE WAS NO NEED TO MARCH. THERE WERE SOME WHO WANTED ME REMOVED FROM THE BLACK ...
Posted by THE EMCEE on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 07:16:00 PST

ladies and gentlemen your Jena 6

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Posted by THE EMCEE on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 07:01:00 PST

14

This is a blog that I have to write. The world needs to be aware of this situation. There is no way I can rest on my laurels on this one. Recently, I was the MC/moderator for a candlelight...
Posted by THE EMCEE on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 05:41:00 PST

New Year

This is my year in review.... unlike most year's in review I have looked back at 2007 and said wow, that was a good one let's see if we can make it rhyme..... There were so ma...
Posted by THE EMCEE on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 02:16:00 PST

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

I ask all those that are reading this HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MIME!!!! Reports are that this mime is wanted in the disappearance of over twenty hams in the tri-state area. Several reports of ba...
Posted by THE EMCEE on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:43:00 PST