Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Mardigras skulls
Retired Headlines/Quotes: "The Bitch is Back", "Beer: Now cheaper than gas. Drink, don't Drive", "Have you met Shelly Willcox and BJ Bejerke? Allow me to introduce you...", "Music is my HOT HOT SEX!", "Take Pictcha?", "I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having!", "Check your head!", "Put your pockets back in your pants!", "Mrs. Captain", "I'm a SEX Mechanic", "Don't fly Air Tran - EVER!", "B.J. Bjerke!", "I would never cheat on my husband, I would call him first!", "I got a drinking problem man, one mouth and two hands and an empty can." "We are a Different Breed!", "Bologna is BACK!", "They Call me MRS. MORGAN", "In God We Trust, All Others Pay CASH!", "I can Hear My Hair Growing", "We don't shake it for FREE!", Ohh SNAPPP!", "Peace 'N Hair Grease", "Matters!", "Bitch Tits!", "Missed It!", "