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my mom says i'm going straight to hell..

Fixin to move back downtown and so xxxcited about it I could pee in my pants on command.

About Me

Let's get one thing straight REaL quick: DO NOT MYSPACE ME ANY MESSAGES SAYING 'HEY HOT STUFF MESSAGE ME BACK' (OR ANYTHING OF THE LIKE)CAUSE GUESS WHAT?I AIN'T GONNA! THIS INCLUDES RAUNCHY COMMENTS PEOPLE. I'M ON THIS THING MAINLY FOR BUSINESS PURPOSES (OK, AND A LITTLE LURKING HE HE). THEREFORE, DO NOT WASTE YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE FINGERS AND TIME AND BREATH AND ENERGY TO TYPE ME A MESSAGE THAT IS AUTOMATICALLY GOING TO GET DELETED.AFTER GETTING THAT OFF MY CHEST, I'M A NICE GIRL, PROMISE. <3Suhhhh-weeettt!End of September/October in a nutshell: Sept 23rd: Special Olympics Golf Tournament @ Reunion. Sept. 25th: Working Boost Mobile Convention. Sept. 26th: Tampa for Poppa Duke's Birthday! Sept. 30th- Oct. 5th.: Myrtle Beach Bike Week with the Hawg Wild Girls. Oct. 6th- 8th: NBAA Convention, Orlando. Oct. 10th-11th: Sanford Biketoberfest. Oct. 12th: Ultimate Audio, Festivals of Speed, Orlando. Oct. 13th-15th: NFDA Convention, Orlando. Oct. 15th- 19th: Biketoberfest with Wild Turkey, Daytona@ Dirty Harry's. Oct. 22nd: GE Convention. Oct. 25th: Zippo, West Palm. Oct. 31st-??: CALIFORNIA BITCHES.
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My Interests

imy boy tim is fucking crazy,i heart the following things:my friends. 'specially tblk, and Laura and Ange. makeup and fashion (except i never dress up haha). anything hot pink, black. skulls. sitting on my arse. airports. putt putt golf. sunday funday. camo. nice girls. music that gives me goosebumps.

I'd like to meet:


Music Video Codes narcissists. pessimists. optimists. photographers. band geeks. models. independent and raunchy, perverted chicks like me. individuals who are self-confident in their own aspect. people who respect themselves enough to stand up for themselves in the middle of opposition. those who have enough guts to tell their authorities to fuck off.. sometimes, it truly needs to happen.

Music:


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Blakq Audio. She Wants Revenge. Blue October. Arcade Fire. Kanye. Timbaland. Sia. Atreyu. Avenged Sevenfold. Paul Oakenfold. Madonnna. 80s. Rise Against. The Used. Mazzy Star. Killswitch Engage. ambient. house. DMX. The Starting Line. Brand New. Smashing Pumpkins. Papa Roach. Paramore. Sublime. The Cure. Jack Johnson. Johnny Cash. The Ting Tings. Santogold. Lil Wayne. Bloc Party. Story of the Year. Beck. Five Finger Death Punch. Metro Station. Mickey Avalon.

Movies:

moulin rouge. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. life aquatic. kill bill. sin city. corpse bride. shanghai redemption. requiem for a dream. nightmare before christmas. snatch. fight club. v for vendetta. anything intelligent. running with scissors. the last kiss. memento.

Television:

anything reality, cheesy, slutty, and off the wall ridiculous. dirt. nip tuck. i love new york ( ha ha LOVE it ) anything at all that has to do with my three fave playboy models. girls next door. cause everyone has girls next door like that. kisskiss.

Books:

yes. contrary to popular belief pretty girls can read. memoirs of a geisha. da vinci code. seven habits of highly successful people. mr. and mrs. smith. some random book about stupid women and the choices that they tend to make. dante club. the devil wears prada. anything about religous cults, i'm obsessed with that shit. also, criminal non-fiction. loves it.

Heroes:

my mom. she effin rocks yo. all my friends. i ain't easy to put up with.

My Blog

www.wjrr.com bikini jam contest winner

That's right I'm not even gonna ask you to vote lol. I already won. Check me out though. I ll be at the monster truck jam tomorrow and then you can watch it again on speed TV k? Kisses.nats.
Posted by my mom says i'm going straight to hell.. on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:34:00 PST

www.tropicbeauty.com

check out the site. its full of lots of lil hotties plus guess who? kisses and Merry Christmas. natalie anne.
Posted by my mom says i'm going straight to hell.. on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 08:04:00 PST

www.organicmma.com

check out www.organicmma.com under "girls" for an interview with yours truly. more hotties to come: my friends of course lol. :). happy turkey day. kisses. Natalie anne.  ...
Posted by my mom says i'm going straight to hell.. on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:43:00 PST

www.ShopPinkCatWalk.com

check out www.ShopPinkCatWalk.com. Not only do they have absolutely fantastic clothes, but guess who is modeling them? Also, you can have Melanie ([email protected]) style you for any occasi...
Posted by my mom says i'm going straight to hell.. on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 10:38:00 PST

vegasexposure.com

check me out as the covergirl of the month. kinda convenient considering i get to go at the end of the month. next week, its sturgis, woo woo.  ...
Posted by my mom says i'm going straight to hell.. on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 08:08:00 PST

Natalie Malony, makeup artist, love of my life.

Natalie, oh Natalie, what in the hell would I look like without your expertise?Thanks so much to Daniel Andres (Daniel-Andres.com) and Natalie Malony ([email protected]) for the best shoot ever ye...
Posted by my mom says i'm going straight to hell.. on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:02:00 PST

okay vanessa here you are.. 6 weird things about me..

1. I hate taking showers. I can't remember the last time I took one. Baths are the way to go.2. I'm scared of the dark: I sleep with a nightlight.3. I sometimes tend to act like a stuck-up bitch but I...
Posted by my mom says i'm going straight to hell.. on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:54:00 PST

okay natalie so this is way overdue...

just so everyone knows...my favoritist (yes, that is NOT a word) makeup artist in the world has done most of my makeup for most of my pictures on myspace.her name is Natalie Maloney and I would LOVE i...
Posted by my mom says i'm going straight to hell.. on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:07:00 PST

this was a bulletin but i'm in love with it, so i want it to stick around..

you can feel so up and yet so down at the same time.to feel you're on top of the world and yet the lowest of lows.to want to feel so alive and yet so numb.to feel beautiful and ugly at the same time.t...
Posted by my mom says i'm going straight to hell.. on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:39:00 PST

so i'm going through one of those traumatic times in life.

getting ready to graduate college.stressed the fuck out.its like when you're a little girl you just kinda always expected you would be like a fairy tale, get married, have babies, and that was the end...
Posted by my mom says i'm going straight to hell.. on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 01:22:00 PST