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"Because I'm so well dressed, people think, “He must be gay. Look at his haircut, he must be gay. Look how sensitive and vulnerable he is, he must be gay.”‘That means women feel safe around me. They trust me. Then bang! Pregnant! Bang! Pregnant! Bang! Pregnant! Another generation. We continue...." <-*if you don't know who said this...please leave my page*...now I begin...I just want everyone wants... the wife, the kids, the white picket fence, the dog barking in the background, the new grill, kiss the chef apron... the lamborghini, a cabana girl... when i don't even own a pool...that's not too much to ask!"<<.. JOKINGI might be 28 but I'm not looking to settle down.. I have a hard enough time choosing what pair of black boxer briefs to put on everyday... if it happens it happens... take one day at a time..! Honestly we have about 36,000 days on average to live in this world... go grab your calculator I'll wait.... figured it out? (for you math challenged kids take 36k divide by 365) Great now lets proceed with moving forward... It means life is sweet time is short... can't try to be anything but happy in your life that’s all. If you aren't willing to take chances in life... then there are no real rewards. Don't be like everyone else, take chances, live life. never ever wonder "what if" cause if that time comes, it could be too late. Every situation has a choice good or bad. I'm unique in my own way. I'm a dork, I love 80's movies (top gun, days of thunder, Mannequin, Roadhouse, Better off Dead.. John Cusack rules, ALL Arnold flicks, Back to school). I love making people smile, I love my family and friends very much. I can count my true friends on my two hands maybe some toes... lots of acquaintances. If you aren't real I'll see right thru you like superman can.I was the 198 6 Nintendo World Champion... all you Super Mario wannabees... get over it! I was also Heavy into Badmitten... killing the college scene in early 2000... hence eric "the badmitten" ovesen... I have other names that go between my first and last... like "the bee killer" "the ferret" I could go on but... I would be here all day.There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will. So don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future... got to appreciate this... "everyone loves different things, and its these things that make people happy!"-(austin) Girls you should be told everyday that your beautiful, if your not they don't deserve you remember that. A real girl isn't perfect, A perfect girl isn't real.I'm not perfect... but I'm perfectly Imperfect.. if you accept me for me...I'll always accept you for you. life is too short not to smile everyday. I believe in Karma, I believe what goes around, goes around, goes around, comes all the way back around...Quotes that I love... "Don't screw up the best thing in your life just because you're a little unsure about who you are. " Remember, a real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. -(Tony Robbins) “ if you try to ignore the music, it will just have to play louder and louder until you cannot shut it out.” Do not look back and grieve over the past for it is gone; and do not be troubled about the future, for it has not yet come. Live in the present, and make it so beautiful it will be worth remembering. -(Tony Robbins) Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting " Holy Sh*t...what a ride" "The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for" " if you keep doing what your doing... your always gonna get what you've gotten" "against the grain should be a way of life what's worth the price is always worth the fight -NB **As Henri Nouwen once said: "When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives means the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand." "Learn to love the fool in yourself. The one who FEELS too much, talks too much, TAKES TOO MANY CHANCES, wins sometimes and LOSES OFTEN, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries." *** Love Me, Hate Me... either way I don’t need your approval and you don’t need mine.***HAHA me being quite ridiculous
The new girl I wanna build.. cross your fingers
Shelby Super Snake...um OOO FACE... 725 horsiesss yea a bit slow. ha... but people are aloud to dream right?!?
Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that! -Rocky 7*******Your thoughts become your words, your words become your actions, your actions become your destiny"-Jason Britton*
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I'm over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my entire life, and it's B.S. - excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry; I'm like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke - no offense - it's just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it's bullshit - and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this shitty food - no offense - and I just think that I don't need to cook tiramisu. Am I going to be a chef? No. There's three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin' break! I'm sorry for cursing.
ERIC Gender: MasculineUsage: English, FrenchPronounced: ER-ik (English), er-EEK (French) [key] From the Old Norse name Eiríkr, derived from ei "ever" and ríkr "ruler". Danish invaders first brought the name to England. A famous bearer was Eiríkr inn Rauda (Eric the Red in English), a 10th-century navigator and explorer who discovered Greenland. This was also the name of kings of Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
seize every moment of every opportunity in life... we got one chance and one shot... if your lucky, possibly two, so never ever wonder what if... give it your all no reason not to... cause when u look back u won't ever have to wonder... what ifIf you want to live life on your own terms, gotta be willing to crash and burn
WORLD SERIES CHAMPS!THERE IS NO CERTAINTY... ONLY OPPORTUNITY