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Grete

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About Me

I got my layout at Cleanupmyspace.com
MySpace Countdown Clocks

My Interests

Currently my main interest is saving up money so i can move to Chicago and go to school. Also, I sew up clothes out of bolts of fabric to prepare myself for going back to school. Not to mention i read a lot so i can be smart and inspired. These books include not only fashion design text books, but also fiction and philosophy. I also hang out with my boyfriend. Plus i hang out with friends and my dad.

I'd like to meet:

I'm not pregnant. SO don't worry. I saw this "countdown until your baby pops out" on a friend's myspace page. It made me laugh. i knew my page HAD to have one!

Music:

Moby, Hole, Brit Pop, No Doubt, Gwen Stephani, At The Drive In, White Stripes, Hank 3, Gram Parsons, Wallflowers, Seu Jorge, The Big Lebowski soundtrack, Lorretta Lynn, Skunk Anansise, Johnny Cash, The Doors, ROB ZOMBIE, Rancid, The BEP, Ms. Pooh, Kool and the Gang, Elvis, Tom Waits, The Ramones, bob dylan, Oasis, Blur, John Lee Hooker, Billy Holiday, Rat Pack, AMY WINEHOUSE, The Band, Bruuuce.

Movies:

American Gangster, The People VS Larry Flint, Kill Bill I&II, Ghost World, the orginal Hairspray, Lost in Translation, Deer Hunter, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Amelie, The Shinning, Radio Days, Big Lebowski, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Clueless, Everyone Says I Love You, Lady Killers, Godfather I, Oceans 11 and 12, Apocalypse Now, Muppets Take on Manhattan, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Shaft, Superfly, Funny Girl, Truth About Cats and Dogs... the list could go on!

Television:

Cops, Project Runway, What Not to Wear, A Haunting, Ghost Hunters, Ace of Cakes, Family Guy, South Park, and old reruns of CSI.

Books:

Anything by David Sedaris, RUnning with Scissors, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Bel Canto, anything by a Russian, anything by Tennesse Williams, Greek plays, THe Laramie Project, Grapes of Wrath, how to all vegan, the new issue of Vogue which is like reading a book seeing how big it is, Steal This BOok, Jackie Collins, Being Madam Mao, (nerd alert) Titus Andronicus by Shakespeare, books about food science and history, and many more.

Heroes:

Courtney Love, Amy Winehouse, drag queens, Sonny Barger, Hunter S. Thompson (sorry Sonny), Vivian Westwood, everyday people that i meet and that inspire me to go on and not look back, and any woman who is loud and annoying and is fucking proud of it!

My Blog

i am in love with Chuck Norris & here’s why...

..tr>Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Crop circles...
Posted by Grete on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:55:00 PST

assless and the city

So i finally got to walk down 5th Ave in Manhattan.  The buildings were amazing, the prices were crazy, and the people had no asses.  It was horrifying to see a section of a city where the w...
Posted by Grete on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:24:00 PST

Curly Wurly

Dude! i am a pube magnet!!! I don’t know what it is, but it seems like whenever i go somewhere i always come home with two pubes that are not mine.  I don’t get it!!! i’ll go to...
Posted by Grete on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:01:00 PST

Seemed like a good idea!

UGH! i think i am going to throw up! Holy cat crap, i just ate two pounds of greasy food court chinese food.  I should have known that it was not a good idea, because while driving home i ate one...
Posted by Grete on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:44:00 PST

guess what...

After a week of being fired and psycho i finally got me a new job.  I will be driving a golf cart around a county club, giving old men the cold, refreshing beverage, known as Bud Lite.  To g...
Posted by Grete on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:54:00 PST

Life ain’t so bad.

Well, on monday i got fired.  Or how i like to put it: Forced to resign so they won't look like assholes. For the first three days i was out for blood.  ready to stalk and stab all that were...
Posted by Grete on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:38:00 PST

Drug Tester

At work i now  have the upmost authority on detecting the difference between drugs and candy.  It seems to be that people at work stumble onto "drugs" as they clean. Someone found some ...
Posted by Grete on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 11:49:00 PST

Fuck you bitches in Building A!

AAAAHHHH! They finally moved me out of area A at work. That is where the front office, Student Services, and ALL the trashy male teachers who are coaches are! No more secretaries giving me shit, no mo...
Posted by Grete on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:25:00 PST

stewing juices

UGH, what a day! i have done nuthin' but read magazines, watched tv, eat, and fill out surveys on myspace. Not to mention stewing in my own juices of sweat, grease, menstral blood, and tooth decay.&nb...
Posted by Grete on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 03:08:00 PST

my bat mitzvah

So i have had a ton of time to think these past four days, as my ass is glued to the toilet seat, about my life.  my birthday is coming up in about two months and i day dreamed about all the bori...
Posted by Grete on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 05:56:00 PST