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eve

it is dangerous to put this into words, but I'm alright, close to fulfilment...

About Me

Boo, am another year older. Now a twenty eight year old living in Edinburgh. Graduated scarily long ago now considering how little progress I have made job-wise. Currently still temping, having spent all of my time since graduating doing shitty temp jobs for agencies who steal a third of your money and tax you on what's leftover, and killing myself working in smelly old bars for far too little cash and far too much damage to my self esteem... (and yes, I did spend too much time bumming about before getting my finger out and going to uni-the idea now is to lie about my age on my cv) ****Must insert luvverly comment posted by some nutter on myspace about me...."One word of advice from me: don't lie about your age on the CV, everyone can tell you're really old" !!!!! WAHEY! My first myspace enemy, you gotta love it! But aha! I have admitted finally that no publishing house is gonna seek me out and offer me a a job as say....Editor of Kerrang...so, I bit the bullet and go back to uni (groan, am gonna be claiming my pension and paying off my student loan at the same time) in Sept. Current dilemma-I am accepted on all of my top choices. The two top being Law (with a view to working in the music industry) and Primary teaching (with a view to working in the erm...classroom). Decisions, decisions. And back to studentsville for me...Anyhoo, love music and pubs and mates and holidays, (in spite of total flying phobia-where there is a bar, theres a way...), going out, meeting peeps (although sometimes goes awry when meeting peeps like Biffy, see blog for details), heart flips. Oh, and by the way...I have bought booze on three different occasions from three different supermarkets/offies this week. I have been ID'd every time. I am bloody well twenty nine in a few months-how much longer do I have to carry the damn thing around with me? I can't even carry my passport cos I lost it. Which brings me onto yet another thing-if you have said passport and are tomfoolering about with it, jetsetting around the globe, then stoppit. And gies it back, I tell you. Forget it. I got a new one anyway, which i have to keep till I am nearly forty and i look like a bright orange criminal in it. Fake tan issues.....This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

Nothing better than chilling out with a Magners and a buddy or two. Or listening to some tunes. Or eating a curry that makes your eyes water. Got a burning desire to do a lap in a formula one car...don't see it happening anytime soon. Big fan of travelling too.

I'd like to meet:

Ok, don't know how much clearer I can be about this. NO SLAVES and stuff, just peeps who want to say hey AND NOT (REALLY TRY HARD TO READ THIS BIT AND ABSORB THE INFORMATION OH PEOPLE-WHO-WANT-TO-DO-WEIRD-THINGS.....) people who want to say hey, and have me spit on them at the same time. No tramplers, slaves, spitters, hair pullers etc etc. Eeww. And no offence to the peeps who said hey and then requested all of the above! Just not my bag dudes. Hmmm, lets include ego maniacs, narcissists, people who spit in the street, the cruel, the nasty and the vindictive.... Just about covers it methinks-hang on, this was meant to be about people i would actually like to meet.... hmmm, cheery, music-loving (although I will vet your taste, beware), happy-go-lucky peeps who can keep me grounded when i am not of this planet, and who can take me away from it all when i am too aware of it all. Aliens welcome. Anyone, like I said, just re-read the list above. Kay, sorted.

Music:

Aereogramme (RIP-legends that deserve a place in history for being one of the most amazing and inspirational musicians to ever grace the ears of those lucky enough to hear them-I have just read the announcement that they have split and I cannot believe it. Go listen.), And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Arcade Fire, At The Drive In, Ben Folds, Biffy Clyro (probably an unhealthy amount-but if you are a virgin, start with the early stuff and work chronologically-Puzzle is not essence of Biffy, sadly), Bloc Party, Bright Eyes, Jeff Buckley, Counting Crows, Dashboard Confessional, Desaparecidos (like, stupidly much), Eels, Elliot, Explosions in the Sky (genius), Finch, Foo Fighters, Further Seems Forever, Ned Goodwin, Hell is for Heroes, Hundred Reasons, Jet Plane Landing, KiDDO, Laeto, Marmaduke Duke, Mew, Million Dead, Modest Mouse, Placebo, Peep Show, Prince (No, really), Red Star Rebels, Reuben, Snow Patrol, Small Brown Bike, Smashing Pumpkins, Sparta (kitten number 2's namesake), Sucioperro, Taking Back Sunday, The Afghan Whigs, The Mars Volta, Yourcodenameis:milo (my cats namesake, they are so fab lol)...to name a few faves, far too many to mention.

Movies:

Memento is my all time fave and the Butterfly Effect was pretty good. Cable Guy and Office Space will always get me giggling. Anything with Owen Wilson in is alright by me. I just watched March of the Penguins-what an amazing movie. It may well have illicited a tear, and even a sob or two, but it was the loveliest thing I have seen in ages (and I was forced to drive straight to Edinburgh zoo after just to look at them-even though I do not approve of zoos as a rule, and seeing the poor bored lions and monkeys was probably as sad as the film in the first place). Still, you should watch it. Oh, and I nearly forgot Big Fish. Ewan MacGregor, mmmmm, yes please, but also just an amazing film.

Television:

BB-I can't help it, especially since this years one is setting out to be pretty hilarious so far. Oooh, girls are just so mean! The IT Crowd is pant-wetting stuff as well. So is Catterick with Vic and Bob-quality... Just finished watching the first series of Extras with Ricky Gervais-I don't think I have laughed so much in all my days-what a genius. Hmmm, should prob update a little,or add to at least...for some reason I find myself watching late night Scrubs (amusing), Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (British amusing), I really want to say all kinds of intelligent documentaries and stuff, but to be honest, i'd rather just watch comedy-stand-up preferably (Lee Evans, there have been many tears of laughter shed). And I don't care who scorns, Friends has been with me for a decade and more, and I can still watch it. Anyhoo, far too much time devoted to this TV section malarky, I'd rather be at a gig with a pint.

Books:

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night time-if you haven't read it, get it done. And Catcher in the Rye, best book of all time. And there was one book by Stephen King, a really old one about wizards and magicians and stuff that was totally fab, but I can't remember what it was called...IT was pretty good too mind you. One to look out for but beware because it will make you so sad and angry (but ultimately hopeful) is Ugly. How people can do that to their children I will never know. Shakespeare's Sonnets (They are actually a story you know...)

Heroes:

I'm sure the idea is to say something like Mother Theresa but I'm sticking with Biffy. And Billy Connolly, what a legend. Derren Brown is fast making his way onto this list. Is it wrong to want to be alone in a room with him and let him warp my mind? Or unwarp it s the case may be....

My Blog

This cannot be happening.

Aereogramme. No more. I can't keep writing about it cos i have just spent too long reading all the messages on their site and trying to take it in. First Million Dead, who were good...but not Aereogr...
Posted by eve on Tue, 29 May 2007 10:06:00 PST

where to find the wherewithall....

Well, i am gonna post this as i have just nipped round to my mums to use the (free) computer but i am about to head off. I'm thinking it's easier to do a quick group blog than try and get round everyo...
Posted by eve on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:09:00 PST

'tit' illation

lol, having sobered up i have demoted my (what was at least sposed to be a somewhat classy, if a little adventurous for myself, picture) back to page 2 of my pics. Don't worry, we won't get as far as ...
Posted by eve on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:16:00 PST

carnage

where to even begin...i'll tell you about biffy in a minute, but what is freaking me out at the mo is that when the recovery van came to take away said crashed car this morning, i thought he would say...
Posted by eve on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 04:42:00 PST

and ps...

i crashed my mums car and i'm too scared to tell her. any constructive advice greatly welcomed. no 'women driver' comments please lol.am so gutted about it. thats only my second crash in eleven years....
Posted by eve on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 12:48:00 PST

resurrection

..............hello?i don't know what happened, but i lost my myspace touch. i have been getting up to stuff. tee hee. and i haven't been near a computer very much. but what the hey, it's been a loooo...
Posted by eve on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:42:00 PST

i will be back....

i am ill, i can't get out of bed, have just dragged myself out long enough to let peeps know that i want to reply and i have lots of things i need to say to lots of you, and i will just as soon as i c...
Posted by eve on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:32:00 PST

Mulled wine and plenty of it!

Hello peeps. Today is my last day in this office as I move on to pastures new in Jan, so I thought it only right to make the most of my current close proximity to a computer to wish everyone a very ha...
Posted by eve on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 02:26:00 PST

Rock Against Racism-Return of the KiDDO

Well, just a few months ago, I was tapping away on here about going to see Embrace at the Liquid Rooms as part of Rock Against Racism. It's a great event for an even better cause, and now, would you b...
Posted by eve on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 04:57:00 PST

a terrible mistake

In the spirit of hangovers i thought it would be hilarious to dye my hair a very dodgy shade of gingery brown yesterday. It wasn't hilarious. I look like i am wearing a very ill-disguised wig. And als...
Posted by eve on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 06:14:00 PST