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About Me

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My Interests

As you can see by my page, I love stupid videos...and pretty much anything that can make me laugh...check em out! Chris Farley & Adam Sandler: Zagat's

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A normal day in the life of Down-To-Earth Nick Swardson

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Music:

I love it all! Tenacious D - "Wonderboy"

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Movies:

SNL - Adam Sandler & Chris Farley - Schmitts Gay Beer.mpeg

Add to My Profile | More Videos I love stupid movies that make me laugh, i.e. Wedding Crashers, Click, 40 Year Old Virgin, Grandma's Boy, anything with Will Ferrel or Chris Farley. Also, Sling Blade rules, and anything with Robert DeNiro or Bruce Willis. Boondock Saints, The Big Lebowski, Jay and Silent Bob and Bruce Campbell flicks also kick ass...i love movies!!! DVD collection is over 300 now....

Television:

Again...I like stupid shit that makes me laugh....Viva la Bam, Da Ali G Show, Family Guy, Simpsons, South Park, King of Queens, and reruns of Seinfeld, Married...With Children, and Sanford and Son. Anything on Comedy Central and sportscenter.

Books:

I like a lot of different kinds of books...favs include; Dan Brown's shit, Dean Koontz, and supernatural stuff

Heroes:

DEBO IS MY HERO!!! Roll Out The Red Carpet cuz I am VI(fuckin)P

My Blog

Ode to Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, butbecause he has run out of women.MacGyver can build an airplane out of ...
Posted by Joe James on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:39:00 PST

Mixed Martial Arts Vs. Boxing...Which is better???

Which is better: Mixed martial arts or boxing? The young upstart, or the grizzled veteran who has been around the block a couple of times? To settle this important debate, we're taking the fight to t...
Posted by Joe James on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 10:06:00 PST

What grinds my gears(6)

You know what really grinds my gears? The Cleveland Browns! Yup my Brownies piss me off more than anything. Hey guys, there are FOUR (4) quarters in a game...just like a dollar. They were ...
Posted by Joe James on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 01:38:00 PST

What Grinds My Gears(5)

You know what really grinds my gears....................... Liars....................... Why not just tell the truth? I hate when people lie to me. If you aren't gonna tell me the truth, t...
Posted by Joe James on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 05:24:00 PST

What Grinds My Gears(4)

You know what really grinds my gears............ Racism.......Can't we all just get along? Just the idea of somebody hating an entire group of people just because of the color of their skin is mi...
Posted by Joe James on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 09:39:00 PST

What Grinds My Gears(3)

You know what really grinds my gears................. Crickets... Yeah, crickets. Everytime you are drinkin with your friends tryin to have a good time, some fuckin crickets show up and start tearing ...
Posted by Joe James on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:43:00 PST

What Grinds My Gears(2)

You know what really grinds my gears......? People who debate politics. "Republicans are better"....."No, Democrats are better." Guess what, you don't know what the hell you are talking about....
Posted by Joe James on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:37:00 PST

What Grinds My Gears(1)

You know what really grinds my gears.......... When girls are like "Why can't I find a nice guy" or "why are all men jerks". Well I have an answer to this question... Because you always date jer...
Posted by Joe James on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:04:00 PST