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About Me

THE ABRIDGED "EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK" ABOUT YOUR HUMBLE NARRATOR
I am a quasi-writer...musician...artist type guy with a sense of humor steeped in good olde fashion satiric wit and wanton infantile double entendres. I am HOPELESSLY devoted to my Kat. She is the reason for my smile (see her myspace page for more details on why she is so amazing)

I am somewhat of an enigma in that, I am shy at heart, yet oddly, my piehole never shuts up. I have a fanatical tendency to opine on various topics no matter how pointless or insignificant. In essence I am a chameleonic conversationalist that will talk to you on any subject, for hours at a time, until you literally have to tell me to go away...unless you are a woman, in which case my shyness usually kicks in and I become a fumbling, befuddled, dry mouthed nervous wreck...until I become comfortable with you.I am the last of a dying breed of men: I have manners and use them. I treat people, who deserve it, with respect.I am a freak for senseless bits of random knowledge.
My brain is a virtual wasteland of errant movie quotes.
I am classically trained, and have an unparalleled proficiency, in the lost art of profanity and sarcasm.
I have a tendency, at all costs, to make people laugh. (You know, even when it isn't appropriate xD)
I'm a sucker for olde school metal and Jeff Black songs
I only sleep about five hours a night.
I think and analyze everything entirely waaaaaay too much
I am persistent to a fault.
I'm a conversationalist, so talk to me at your own risk:)
I'm loyal, honest and compassionate.
And so many other things you'll have to ask for yourself
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My Interests

Music, art,writing, photography, movies, reading, hiking,hockey, miniture golf, driving ranges, traveling, board games, being a jackass for peoples amusement...and soooooooooooooo much more. But you'll have to beat it out of me, or you can just ask... your choice

I'd like to meet:

At this point, I am open to talk to anyone, however, I am horrible at correspondence, so bare with me because it may take a day or 9 to get back to you j/k. But just for the record, so no one goes and gets any funny ideas, I am with the sweetest, kindest, funniest woman, whom I love dearly, so, if you write, it will only be a friend thing. Cause this lunkhead is taken.(YAY!) .AND... if I could also meet just one more person it would be...JESUS
To apologise on behalf of the entire world for bastardizing his words and teachings to fit our own selfish agenda.

Music:

My taste is very eclectic. I will listen to just about anything. With the exception of rap/hip hop. It's just not my cup o' tea. But everything else is fair game: Jazz, Blues, Big Band, Bluegrass, Classical, Rock and Hard Rock and some Pop (But not mainstream Pop, more on the fringe.) A short, or not so short list: The Beatles, Crash Test Dummies, Shawn Colvin, James Brown, SRV, Dizzy X, Bela Fleck, Jeff Black, Harry Connick Jr., Micheal Buble, Colin Hay, Kacy Crowley, The Proclaimers, Carbon Leaf, Elvis, Kimmie Rhoads, Lewis Black, Bill Hicks, and the hits continue:) And I love Metal: KISS, Iron Maiden, Dream Theater, Megadeth, SLAAAAAAAAYER, Arch Enemy, Black Sabbath, Ozzy (before he went soft), The Haunted, Alice Cooper, Old Metallica, Some King Diamond, Hammerfall, Nightwish, Rob Halford, Bruce Dickinson, ODYSSEY, Bruised, Oedipus, Vehement, Torment, Drop Dead.

Movies:

I am a complete movie freak. I don't have a particular favorite genre or movie. I am open to just about every movie there is. It just depends on my mood. But here are a few in no particular order that I do like: A Clockwork Orange, Fletch 1&2, Vacation, Spinal Tap, Still Crazy, Band of Brothers, Saving Private Ryan, Any MST3K movie, Snatch, Big Lebowski, Braveheart, Roxanne, Toy Story 1&2, Naked Gun series, Better Off Dead,Jaws, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, The Big Sleep, The Maltese Falcon, To Have And Have Not...ummmmmmm, I could literally go on and on and on...it is nearly impossible for me to name every movie I love.

Television:

I don't watch too much TV. I am more about movies. But when I do, I like to watch The Simpsons, Family Guy, CSI (the original), and mostly anything on the History Channel or Discovery channel... use the brain or lose the brain.

Books:

I read a lot of stuff on psychology and human nature and how the mind works. Because you humans are a mystery to me;) Also books on trivia and facts and such. I just like to learn all that I can.... I am a nerd at heart I guess;)

Heroes:

I don't really have any heros, per se. I look up to my folks for all they have done for me in my life. But I don't generally put too many people in the hero catagory because they usually find a way of letting you down... they are human after all, and subject to fault.

My Blog

Your Humble Narrator: Attempts to devour an entire bag of O-KE-DOKE Cheese Flavored popcorn.

Your Humble Narrator: Attempts to devour an entire bag of O-KE-DOKE Cheese Flavored popcorn.&nbs...
Posted by Your Humble Narrator on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 06:19:00 PST

This Diabolical Life

The meaning of life is diabolical. So we concoct a more noble design. A grander scheme to our world. Then we place it by the wayside. We continue to fuck. Spreading our seed. With no further thoug...
Posted by Your Humble Narrator on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 09:48:00 PST

He Thought Of Her Often

©2006 Moolkilger Words He thought of her often but never spoke of her aloud. Those thoughts were for him. Thoughts, meant to stay inside where they co...
Posted by Your Humble Narrator on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:09:00 PST

The Awkward Situation

©2006 Moolkilger Words The date had not been going well, as most blind dates frequently do not. There was that brutal silence one often experiences when meeting someone for the firs...
Posted by Your Humble Narrator on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 07:47:00 PST

About my Blogs (read first)

A great deal of my blogs were written sometime ago. They captured the spirit of the moment that I was in at that time. And yes, I have been known to revist those moments on oc...
Posted by Your Humble Narrator on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 06:39:00 PST

BEHIND THE MASK

©2003 Moolkilger Words The first few minutes of the morning are my favorite time of the day.Those moments when the thoughts of my dreams have not fully dissipated, and reality hasn't set in.Ugh, reali...
Posted by Your Humble Narrator on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:00:00 PST

JUST A RIDE

©2003 Moolkilger Words An open letter to whomever this applies, you know who you are: Sit back, relax, calm the fuck down. Why are you in a rush? Where the hell do you have to be in such a hurry? Don...
Posted by Your Humble Narrator on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:57:00 PST

RAGE

©2003 Moolkilger Words Grit my teeth in frustration.White knuckled fists tremor with anticipation. Rabid blood courses through my veins as the harvested seeds of wrath seek their vengeance. Nostrils f...
Posted by Your Humble Narrator on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:52:00 PST

MISUNDERSTOOD

©2003 Moolkiger WordsI live inside my head.On thoughts and daydreams of the way my life should be.Perfect scenarios played out like Hollywood movie scripts, complete with happy endings.I live inside, ...
Posted by Your Humble Narrator on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:49:00 PST

HER

©2003 Moolkilger WordsI loved her like I have loved no other.She was my lifeblood.My absolute nourishment.My everything.I immersed myself in her beauty.And consumed all her affections. To think of her...
Posted by Your Humble Narrator on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:45:00 PST