jon

SOMETHING VAGUELY SENSIBLE: I'm currently doing the PGCE at Birmingham Uni, which is far harder graft than most people would think. For the first time in my ife I am actually having to work. Bloody real world. I'd recommend staying at uni as long as possible as an undergrad................................................... ............ THERE IS A SUICIDE NOTE TO PRECEDE THIS FACTUAL ACCOUNT: “AAghhhhhhhh, But first, please can you leave my goat ON the roof where it first started to lie about his age! doesn't hurt you, only looks at you, can that do any harm?” .......................................................... A cold hard fish came up to me the other day and started slapping me around the face, muttering somethin about: "richard wilson wearing a bra in a field full of slippers," or at least i think...................A TOTALLY UNPROVOKED ATTACK.............so i retorted violently! i fell on my back and began an articulate blast about 'Carol Vorderman's soaking crotch.' A wonderful speech i thought to myself afterwards, it was beautiful the way I dropped in that subtle hint about the long black scarf! (-: he's a creep, dig up some plants, put some grass in the bin, a job well done?...................just got to the bottom of IT? jim's cane was found in the pond; fuck it, there's no need to pay it so much attention. so, i opened up the matress box and in came the turkey break....................................ARE YOU COMIGG TO THE SHOW? "O" made a dash for the door and stared right through jesus..... do you mind if he takes the last biscuit?.................................rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrring rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrinnnnng hi take what you want just don't hurt the tuck shop. so up stood tellly wogan and jack duckworth from eastenders firing a stream of terrrible shits at THAT? just gotto tie this nooose around my neck, shouldn't be two ticks.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4