- Just because you're my friend on myspace doesn't mean I like you. In fact, I probably don't.
- I dream of one day of having a perfect popped popcorn bag with no kernels at the bottom.
- If I don't know you, or I don't think you are rad, then I won't accept you.
- I hate messy MySpace layouts.
- If you don't like Pirates, Ninjas or Robots, then I think you are gay. Big time gay.
- WWE is not wrestling. It's bad entertainment.
- Rammstein is the coolest band ever.
- I never get offended, so don't be afraid so curse or type vulgar obscenities.
- I hate cigarettes.
- I'm only a prick sometimes. The rest of the time I'm an asshole.
