THE TRUTH

"Birth makes a female...Age makes a women....but Choices make a lady"To know a lil more about me scroll down....I AM...- an east coast chic with a west coast vibe- an obese girl trapped inside a petite body. butter and lard are my best friends. usually seen with a bucket of chiken in one hand and a slim jim in the other. i also believe that a buffet was man's greatest creation!- out of shape. only time i'd ever run is after an ice cream truck!- average. yes i piss in the shower just like everyone else. aint no shame in that!- a little yellow girl that everyone thinks is spanish and wished she'd look white from top up and brazilian from the waist down!- a victim of an identity crisis. i want to be someone/something i'm not (mainly, a black/brazilian mami).- a big klutz when it comes down to it. remember the girl you saw yesterday falling across the street? the one that you didnt bother to help?? guess WHOO! yupz...that was me! Usually seen apologizing to furnitures after walking into them.- the eldest of 3, and a mother to one ( I love my lil man)! however, i am also very humble and was taught to never take anything for granted. i owe everything to my mum and love my family very much, even though they get on my nerves on a daily.- addicted to the clubs cuz ur gyrl luvs to DANCE- attracted to the thuggish street looking guys. i want a guy who can protect me...not look better than me. but then again...i also have a soft spot for those who are well dressed and smell amazing...- not here to hook up with anyone just looking to network and make friends. so please dont send me messages like "i wanna lick ur ______" or "imagine my _____ in your ______"!!!!- morris chessnuts future wife, and baby's mama.- a big time procrastinator.- a ride or die chic. i'd go above and beyond for my friends (including wiping their ass when they're "piss" drunk and "taking one for the team") and expect the same in return.- a wannabe M.A.C. make-up artist (but then again i'v been told i don't really need it)- adventurous, spontaneous, impulsive and a bitch when necessary- a sucka for panty dropping music,old school reggae (bounty killa, mad lion, etc.) any anything made by R.Kelly - financially unstable and a shopaholic- a myspace addict- in no competition with anyone. we all have our own personalities that makes us unique. aint no need to immitate others and claim it as urself cuz then ur just being phony. it took a while for me to become fully secure with myself. im being ME so please go be U!