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Armando Sabrosa

There's a whole lotta rhythm going down.

About Me

Bohemian, junior scholar, aspiring artist and musician, spirited beverage enthusiast, and mercenary for hire. My name is Sergio, and I collected a colorful assortment of nick names such as Jojo, Mojo, Bobby Breaker, and "Serge." I'd mention more, but my boss told me he found my myspace, and that I curse too much, and he made me change it. :(

My Interests

I like to dance, drive my car, craft music on instruments, and anything to fill my asian (Pacific Islander) stereotypes. I like to internet.

I'd like to meet:

anyone with lots of energy. Preferably energy that's not tapped from cocaine.Also anyone who can sit through the song that's played on my myspace. That takes some sort of magical stamina. Bonus points if you're not from South Jerseyl.

Music:

Abba, Motorhead, Lorenna Mckennit, Diana Krall, N.W.A., Parliament/Funkadelic, Daft Punk and GWAR. Unless it's from Philly or South Jersey, and ROCKS, everything else is garbage. If your band is pretty good or I've seen them in concert and enjoyed them, I'll plug them in my top friends spot.

Movies:

Airheads, Scarface, Soldier, and Rocky.

Television:

I never matured past that point in one's youth where my attention span can handle anything that's not animated.

Books:

Curious George Goes to the Beach

Heroes:

Henry Rollins, Master Chief, Johnny Walker, and Lemmy.

My Blog

I'm not the fucking lush. YOU ARE.

Just about 99% of you only call me up to drink or do other sorts of debauchery. What is this horseshit? I like doing sober activities too!
Posted by Armando Sabrosa on Sat, 13 May 2006 12:37:00 PST

Mojofest 2K6 is coming

Yeah, I said the last one was gonna be the last, but I have big plans for this year's.  Working around on it, but this could be a DAYTIME one, and it will be in late July.  You know you hav...
Posted by Armando Sabrosa on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 04:32:00 PST

Gonna start using Myspace again

And why not.  Forgot how silly things get on Tom's gay ass site. And how fucking awesome is this song on my site?  You listen to garbage, you schmuck.
Posted by Armando Sabrosa on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 05:03:00 PST

I'm making this declaration now..

If the Eagles take it all the way and win the Superbowl with McNabb at the helm, then I'm buying a bottle of Veuve Clicquot La Grande Dame, and taking five chacks, and pouring it between their breasts...
Posted by Armando Sabrosa on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 10:46:00 PST

It has been brought to my attention..

that I polluted my Myspace with, "weird ninja stuff." This is pointed out in that my pictures are almost all ninja pics, and all I ever do is talk about ninjas when posting on other people's myspace ...
Posted by Armando Sabrosa on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 01:44:00 PST

Concerning pirates

Big Buddha is a fgt. Brandon is the only pirate I'll admit to being friendly towards. And here's a haiku Man ninjas kick ass Too bad pirates are stupid You, buy me a drink. I love Hello ...
Posted by Armando Sabrosa on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 02:33:00 PST

If you didn't get the Memo, you might want to read this:

MOJOFEST 2K5 IS COMING At last at last, I finally got my shit together and got the plans rolling for another bumpin' fiesta for the masses. Nothing too special to celebrate anymore, after having turne...
Posted by Armando Sabrosa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kyle Constantine is a punk..

but at least he's not a douche like Maddox. I still read Maddox these days, but a lot of his stuff got old. He's wrong on a lot of his points, but only points out self-glorifying propaganda. Yeah, ...
Posted by Armando Sabrosa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mienoumi is Japanese for, "Three-play"

3 to change, 3 to know, 3 to love, 3 to hate.... Fill this out, but also add some of your own questions and then pass it on... 3 things to change about the world: End the suffering and hunger of...
Posted by Armando Sabrosa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Another TheOnion Revival: Clinton Threatens to Drop Da Bomb on Iraq

CHOCOLATE CITYIn an address before an emergency session of Parliament Monday, George Clinton said he is prepared to drop Da Bomb on Iraq if Saddam Hussein does not loosen up and comply with U.N. weap...
Posted by Armando Sabrosa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST