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Missi, Esq.

...big trouble in Little Italy

About Me


How to make a Missi
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
1 part ambition
5 parts joy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
How to make a Milissa
Ingredients:
5 parts success
5 parts silliness
3 parts empathy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity
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Personality cocktail
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My Interests

Men who roller-skate in spandex. Oh, and Cal Footbal.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone over the age of 21. I would like to move past my 'Demi' phase of life. However, Age is no guarantee of maturity. - (Lawana Blackwell)And the person who killed a wookie to make this shoe!!! Behold, all, the world's single ugliest shoe ever made!

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Music:

Isaac, my iPod, is my musical hero.... and the man in my background. BTW TOTALLY THERE that night too - my last night in SF w/the girls. Appropriated from Shasta:
Your Stripper Song Is
Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard

"Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?"

Break out the baby oil, you rock it old school. What Song Should You Strip To?

Movies:

City of God, Layer, Same Time Next Year, Goonies, The Italian Job, Confidence, Swingers, The Notebook, Who Killed Rodger Rabbit, What Lies Beneath, Old Skool, Malibu's Most Wanted, Happy Gillmore, Beetlejuice, Drumline, Defending your Life, Devil's Advocate, The Hours, Dangerous Beauty, Scrooged, Donnie Darko, Fried Green Tomatoes, Unfaithful, Friday, American Psycho, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Big Fish, Mona Lisa Smile, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Varsity Blues, Bugsy

Television:

I am addicted to Gray's Anatomy, Inked, The O.C., Desperate Housewives (the gardner specifically), RENO 911!!, One Tree Hill, Dr. 90210, CSI's (except NY), Las Vegas, Family Guy, House, Girls Next Door, Reba, Project Runway, and anything on HGTV. I also enjoy watching squids unscrew the caps of jars, but not monkey's f-ing, on the Discovery Channel when flying on jetBlue. Good Times man, Good Times.... Not that I have time to watch any of them, but that's why I heart TiVo!
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Leonardo
You're mature and get the job done. You are a natural born leader, and normally want to be the better of the group. You take your job seriously. You must! It may NOT be a game. When you select a sport, or something you want to do, you train continueously, constantly trying to perfect it. You're always prepared for a challenge, and are normally found one step ahead of your enemies. Loving family more than life itself, you are a good friend, and can be depended on at all times.
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Books:

Tha Alchemist is my favorite book of all time. Freakanomics is a very close second tied with The Liar's Club. White Oleander gave me nightmares - you know, female horses in the night. That's normal, right? The Snows of Killamanjaro, Like Water for Chocolate, Screwtape Letters, Bless Me Ultima, and Shopgirl. But now, I spend my time w/Glanon's and Dressler... Let's hear it for Law books, yo!

Heroes:

Napoleon Dynomite and the founder of Cold Stone.
What Napoleon Dynamite Phrase Are You?
Name
DOB
Date
Pick One
Your Phrase Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner
Napoleonness - 100%

Will You Ever Be As Cool As Napoleon?? (8) - Yes - definitely. - (8)

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My Blog

Friday the 13th....

Sit back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip...It started off at 6am when Denise's phone just would not quit ;)I then decided, against my will, that I should just get up and go,So I grabb...
Posted by Milissa on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:12:00 PST

Time to buy the dayplanner, or get a tattoo....

I would like to share a couple of moments from my life this week. The first of which occurred on Friday around 3am. Nicole had never experienced the early morning joy that is post-bar Del Taco. She ha...
Posted by Milissa on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:31:00 PST

The correct way to get out of making a timely compilation CD for you closest friends...

Subject: Shut it this cd is the cd to end all cds. the reason you dont have it yet is that im still waiting on some bands to create songs that are worthy of it. after you hear it you will literally sh...
Posted by Milissa on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 01:38:00 PST

Goodnight Adam

    Pretty out of the blue, he was very loved and funny as all get out. Goodnight man, thanks for the memories. http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/northcounty/20060220-0930 -bn20fatal.ht...
Posted by Milissa on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 07:39:00 PST

All about the 'R'

ALL THOSE WASTED YEARS > A new young monk arrives at the monastery and, as with all new >monks, he is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church b...
Posted by Milissa on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 03:52:00 PST

Quality Quiz

God's Total Quality Management Questionnaire God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the foll...
Posted by Milissa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A couple Mommy jokes....

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put i...
Posted by Milissa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ok... maybe we are dumb....

Little Joan grew up as a blonde, and married me, so you know what I have to put up with. The other day, She came running up, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I th...
Posted by Milissa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Who says Blondes are dumb?!

A blond is pulled over for speeding. When the officer asks to see her driver's license, she tells him she doesn't have one. When asked to produce insurance and registration, she tells him that it re...
Posted by Milissa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Paragraph 8a-c of relationship agreement

I have decided there needs to be a new rule to relationships - before you even start dating both parties need to enter into an agreement that one or both of the two people involved (or three if one of...
Posted by Milissa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST