I'm Dan. I'm extremely aware that I look like I'm 16 yrs old. Whatever. My dick will always hang lower than yours. Oh, and I'm very aware that when I don't pick my hair out I slightly resemble the guy from 'High School Musical'. Um, fuck you for noticing and fuck you very much for pointing it out. I'm pretty sarcastic sometimes and I'm blunt with what I have to say most of the time. I love music. I love beer. I like sleeping. I love food. Vaginas are way cool. I hate liars. I hate assholes... even though i'm a pretty big one myself (hypocricy's a bitch). I hate people that try to force their religion and/or beliefs on me and then tell me im damned for not conforming to all they just spewed. Believe what you want. Enjoy your life. We might even chat about it all sometime. Don't try to force me to think like you. In addition to that, I hate the government... Assholes... I hate country music. I hate racists. I hate most elderly. Religion is delusion. And if you haven't noticed yet, I have an acute case of anger problems. So just for funsies, Fuck You! And if you hate me, then I hate you too. Any questions?
P.S. If you really think you've learned anything about me by reading this, you're a loser. Go die.
P.S.S. Your mom sucks balls like a heroin whore....