[#471] [JP] DANGER !! HIGH VOLTAGE

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LYKOMGWTFBBQ!! it's Mandee Pants™ from myspace!!1!!11one & she would make a most spellbinding lover.

Portraits Of A Murderer. A Look Inside Her Mind. View All Her Victims. Their Last Words. Home. MSN // [email protected]

OMG SHOES!
i did have the video here but it sadly it kept playing up & mucking with my coding :c
i guess if you want to watch it you'll just have to follow this link;
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comments go in the box mmkay? :] Oh em gee Mandee Pants!!11one I heart your fucking makeup! Oh my god I love your hair! Did that piercing fucking hurt? No? jkjkjk lololol

criminal report.
Name // Mandee.
Age // Sixteen.
Sex // Female.
Location // The City Of Churches {Adelaide}
Status // Single.
Orientation // Heterosexual.
Birthday // 17th September.
Starsign // Virgo.

there is more to her than just words on a website.

George (L) i miss him more than anything.
he's the guy that i can call my best friend; the one that keeps me sane.
things at the moment quite frankly are fooked; it's like life is plotting against us
-throws fridge-
we'll get through this though; i know we will :]
i love you my little yiros boy (L)

IANN (L)
he can butter my muffin any day ;)
LOLOLOLOL!!1!!11one

judge me because of what i listen too? fuck you :D

I'm not emo, I was just shaving my wrist and I slipped - ROFLMAO XD

I AM
manda
or mandee pants
or spork
or the incredible manda-ray
or supermanda, spidermanda, batmanda etc.
sweet sixteen
born on the 17th of september
the queen of thrusting
terrified of clowns
confused about myself
confused about life
loud
insane
a drama queen
a superhero (H)
an art fag
addicted to music
in love with someone who doesn't know she exists
obsessive
stubborn
short tempered
nervous
very self concious
gullible
easily manipulated
kinda sensitive
broken easily
I HAVE
strong opinions
everchanging hair styles//colours
green eyes
piercings
amazing friends
an artistic eye & mind
emotional scars
wishes
hopes
dreams
a kinky mind
an 'emo' duck named Archibald
an incestuous brother {jealous much?}
an obsession with vampires
& pirates (Y)
vinyl pants
I WILL
pretty much add & accept anyone.
comment you & your pictures.
leave you odd; random comments.
leave long, long, LONG comments from time to time.
be very random
most likely scare you XD
I WILL NOT
accept you if you don't have any photos of yourself
accept you if you're above the age of 30
accept you if you're clearly a pervert
treat you differently to anyone else; even if you are the most popular or 'hottest' person on Myspace
spread rumors
change for anyone
PAST
I had very bad haircuts
I had a Pokemon obsession
I had blue eyes
I had bad taste in music
I was chubby as
I got attached to things easily
I wasn't popular
I was a nerd
PRESENT
I'm not as fat
I have lots of beautiful friends who I treasure with all my heart I have anger problems
I yell too much
I hate too many things
I hate too many people
I do way too many stupid things
I over-react
I still have that Pokemon obsession
I am still childish
I
drink juice out of the bottle
see life through the lense of a camera
believe in love
think I look different to my pictures
dont know what I want to do with my life
care about what people think of me
see myself differently to how you do
suck at life (H)
don't really like the person i am
look older then i actually am
get paranoid about my appearence
get paranoid about people
get paranoid
confuse people
complain alot
can run australia alot better then john howard
miss the old me

when i play rock.paper.scissors, i always choose rock.
then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper, i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say:
"oh i'm sorry. i thought your paper would protect you."

clearly we PWN!!1!!11one
ellie bellie is a talented artist

♥ To The End ♥ the people who mean the absolute world to me;
the ones who have been there through thick & thin; the ones who keep me sane; the ones i love more than anything the world has to offer.
my true friends (L) &The Best Friend; we ride together. we die together ♥ Bianca Sawyer-Collins ♥ aka. Jason why is it that in every photo i look like a complete prat? o.O but yes.. *cough* anyhoo.. this should be about you not me! getting down to the point; i love you so freaking much you're my sun; my earth; my everything! you make me laugh {and sometimes snort o.O} at your stupidity XD 'ooh! ooh! you're going to scotland? does that mean you have to learn fluent scottish?' whenever you're in the room it makes me feel 100% happy.. mayhaps because i can reduce you too collapsing on the floor, crying and fighting to breathe properly because you're laughing so hard XD ego booster much? i have so many good memories with and because of you, you've made my life so much more worthwhile :] In the time i've known you i think we've only had one big fight and if you think about it.. that must be a world record or something o.O but yes, i love you more than anything & anyone in the world; no matter how far apart we may drift; i still think of you as my best friend; and i always will
until the day i die.
i would do anything for you; even if it meant coming to school wearing my underpants on my head {i'd do that anyway mind you XD} and just think, it was you who first started calling me Spork :] you should feel special knowing that! i hope we can remain friends forever and a day, if you ever loose contact with me i will hunt you down and throw several toasters on your front lawn.. or just bang on the door screaming that i love you until you open the door! {let's just hope i don't get the wrong house o.O} oh and remember hun: next time you see a european tree, don't hug it.. KICK IT!! i love you until the end of time (L) the reason i breathe is you; you're my oxygen.
♥ Dominique {Nicky} Keeley ♥ POWER HANDS!! mwahahahahahahaha! *cackles insanely* you're the best friend to take crazy photos with :] i do believe i have a whole folder PACKED with us pulling funny faces; not to mention the &RAPE; series ;) i always manage to find myself doubling over and laughing whenever I'm around you! we've had so much fun over the past few years. our friendship hasn't always been 100% happy but in the end, I'm sure that in some way it has brought us closer together now :] whether it's writing Bum or Rabbit, having our own radio talk show, drawing little cartoons, having completely random conversations about anything & everything or making even more random movies, every moment spent with you is something I'll remember & treasure forever. no matter how blue I'm feeling, give me a minute alone with you and i'm more than fine again. oh & thank you for introducing the world of The Mighty Boosh to me :]
before you showed me those DVDs it was only something I heard of or had seen little snippets of on youtube; i now know we'll be singing those songs for years to come :]
I'M OLD GREEEEGG!! I'VE GOT A MANGINA!! when you were away in England, i probably wasn't as happy as I could have been; though coming onto myspace and seeing not one, not two, but THREE long comments from you made me VERY happy in the pantaloons! we had some random conversations i've noted, just reading over them again makes me giggle! Edward Scissorhands ist ein thumping heißes Stück Mannfleisch, das uns glücklich in den Hosen bildet!! Translation anyone? Edward Scissorhands is one thumping hot piece of man meat who makes us happy in the pants! Oh and one more thing before I go: now that i am gone, who will take my precious monkeys to be baptised? you never fail to make me laugh XD i love you more then an old man loves his viagra (L)
♥ Matthew Robert Whitehead ♥ aka. Matthius. my the photos keep getting worse as they go down the page don't they? i look like a complete goober we have to take a more recent photo mmkay? that one is waaaay too old by now. ANYHOO; now what can i say about you eh? -strokes chin- well for one, thank you for being the protective older brother :] it makes me feel happy knowing that you will most likely kick someone's buttocks if they were being a complete jerk to me :D you're possibly one of the closest male friends i have; and have ever had.
you have no idea how lucky i feel to have you in my life :] you make me laugh and roll my eyes at your stupidity sometimes.. and even stare in shock and recoil in horror at some of the things you tell me! ruining my innocent mind you are! XD but in the end i'm glad you're always there for me. so thank you :] heck you're the best big brother anyone could ever ask for!
one day we shall rule the world! and i shall make sure to chase after people with cats and toasters! oh yes! the fun we would have :] always remember that when you least expect it 'i'll lip YOUR fly' before going off to 'milk YOUR man'. why to anyone who didn't know what that actually means; it could have the potential to be very kinky ;] haha! you always come running no matter what time of day or night it is if you know that i'm upset; i can't put into words just how much you doing this means to me. remember my door is always open to you, we'll stay up late playing FFX & eating nachos; being the girls we are ;)
you're my cotton pickin' joe; i'm your rainbow warrior! i love you snotface (L)
♥ Ashlee Lauren Joseph ♥ aka. Tits McGee now where do i begin with you m'dear? you've always been there for me, i've dragged you all over the place & you've never complained once! you have no idea how much that means to me :D ashlee, i'm glad that we've become so close, i have no idea what i'd do without you :D
from our late night gossiping sessions to pissing ourselves laughing over the most random things, you make my world so much brighter :] LUMPY!!?? i know that you're very insecure and i don't see why you should be; you're absolutely stunning ashlee, really you are.
inside and out; you have no idea how jealous i get when we're strutting down the mall together & every male eye is focused on you! it's true, so don't you ever think that you're not good enough hokay? if anything, you're TOO good for them all :D you are the very epitome of perfection in my eyes, you're the perfect friend anyone could ever ask for. i feel like i can tell you anything, and believe me, i do. i really do feel like i can be myself around you, and for that i thank you. i thank you for putting up with my immaturity, i thank you for always being there when i need someone to cry too, i can't even begin to put into words just how much you mean to me. i really do hope we have many more fun filled days together, pulling funny faces to make eachother laugh & just being the teenagers we are! i love you to pieces ashlee, you're perfect in my eyes (L) oh & always remember; Aunty Mandee says: CHOOSE LIFE!
♥ Alix May Hitchcock ♥ yes; i want a Big Mac, a large fries and a Zebu! i've known you for only a short time but already it feels like i've known you for years :D
i like the way we can just let loose & talk about anything & everything; and how we can relate so easily on so many different levels :]
i also love the way i can suggest stupid things & you'll agree to do them with me :]
we still haven't gone to Maccas to order that Zebu! or walk around town in our fully sick gangsta hoodies being GANGSTAZ for a day; oh & not to mention carry around a baby born doll & go up to random people claiming that they're the father!
i can't wait until the day that we accomplish these tasks XD i'll never forget that night in town when we played hopscotch at the malls balls and graffitied the place with chalk; i'm pretty sure that was the first night i spent with you & marissa; the night that changed my life forever you have such a beautiful and infectious personality; you have no idea how lucky i feel have stumbled across you on myspace.. or was it you who found me? gosh! i can't remember anymore XD bad memory much? you're simply amazing and every moment spent with you i'm giggling; i think you set me off with that high pitched laugh of yours XD TREE RAPE!!
-dies laughing- that was a classic! we kept rewinding it and watching it over and over again; laughing harder and harder everytime XD we're just a little bit sadistic no?
speaking of trees; you seem to like them don't you?
'manda; can i make out with him?
'that's a tree love o.O
'can i make out with him anyway?'
and who could forget that night in norlunga?
I SQUATTED ON SOMETHING PRICKLY!!
ROFLMAO!!1!!11one XD
always remember that i'm a crackwhore & that i'm constantly thinking of you.. NAKED ;) i love you more then a zebu loves his.. er.. grass? i don't know XD i love you sugarpop (L) -lapdances-
♥ Jasmine Cherie Page-Hannaford ♥ Dearest Jasmine, o wish i could write something that would totally move you; make you cry even; but alas, i'm lost for words
you always do that to me;
whenever i'm feeling that i'm going to collapse under the weight of everything; there you appear & BAM!! i've forgotten all my problems.
all that matters is you & i; laughing; thrusting; singing & dancing; being teenagers and enjoying the many ups & downs of life together a million people could try for a million years and even then they wouldn't be able to put into words just how amazingly beautiful you are!
inside and out; you have the kind of beauty that everyone is jealous of; your beauty shines from the heart.
even with a middle part and no make-up, your beauty could light up the darkest room {now i'm just getting cheesy XD}
Jasmine; ever since the day i met you, i've felt like a little part of me has been completed; another piece to the puzzle has been fixed {again with the cheesyness XD} i hold you close to my heart; i always will; even if we drift apart there will always be that piece of you; the memories we shared will keep me going on; giving me the strength to face another day. i'm so lucky to have you in my life; if someone ever hurt you i would throw many fridges in their general direction! then i'd hunt them down again and gut them like a fish! followed by a toaster throwing attack on their house!
oh yes! FEAR MY WRATH!! -cackles insanely-
you're one of a kind Jasmine;
you're unique; & that's a mighty special thing to be labelled; seeing as everyone is a clone of someone else these days
you're a precious gem, one that will sparkle on forever. Jasmine, just remember that i love you; and i always will
there are no words that can describe the friendship we share;
but i'm going to throw a random one in there..
SPATUALA :D lololol! never change Jasmine, never change;
i will love you until my dying day
pee ess. when you're shallow as a shower *--does hand action-
ROFLCOPTER!!1!!11one xD
♥ Lucy Clare Vines ♥ pfft. pfffffft. pfffffffffft. -explodes- me? insane? no! never! haha XD ah Lucy, now where do i start with you? well for one i'd like to thank you for always being there to listen to me being emo & complaining about how crapola my life is xD i could write this big long dedication to you & even then it would only sum up about 1/8th of how i feel about you. you're different to anyone i've ever met; from the very beginning; we had a closeness. This closeness has gotten stronger as the days have gone by :] i don't think anyone really understands just how much i adore you; if i didn't have your smiling face within my life i think i'd be at a complete loss. Lucy, you're the sweetest person i've ever met, you can make a bad day, the best day & when you're not around i miss you like crazy. i know we don't see each other that much but i know you will always be there for me; to stick by me; stand up for me & for that i'm eternally greatful. whenever i bump into you in town; you always manage to bring a smile to my face no matter what; even if i've been having the worst day & nothing seems to be going my way. you make the word 'amazing' look like absolute crap. i love you Lucy; you take my breath away (L)
♥ Eleanor Mary Amor-Haynes ♥ aka. Ellie Bellie SQUEEEEEEEEE!! Ellie Bellie my precious babygirl i don't think there are enough words in the English language to describe just how much you mean to me. you're simply amazing! you never fail to make me smile with your kind words or random comments.
you're pretty lush; uber cool; smart; beautiful; funny & all together you're loco! we're perfect for each other ;) i'm glad that you sit there & listen to me without judging me; it makes me so happy knowing that i can come running to you if i have any problems. i don't get to see you much; but when i do see your smiling face in town i instantly cheer up, no matter how crap my day has been, a hug & smile from you makes everything a-ok again :D i'm so proud to hear that i have such a positive effect on you, just know that i am always here for you at any time of the day or night. Ellie, you're so amazingly beautiful, you have such a classic beauty that you hardly ever see these days, you don't need tonnes of make-up & hair teased so much it looks like there are animals living in it o.o you're personality is what i admire about you the most, even if something is bothering you, you hardly ever let it show through, i'm always amazed to hear that you have problems. you're perfect in my eyes cupcake, and i swear on all that is holy if you EVER change or decide that you want to lose contact with me i will hunt you down, break into your house & shiv you in the kidney! you have been warned XD Ellie, i don't think you know just how much it means to me that i can call you one of my close friends, i thank you for always being there for me & i hope that in the future we can stay close, perhaps even become even closer. we're nerdy superheroes together & we PWN!!1!!11one especially when it comes to world domination! lolol XD
late night BBQs at your house are always fun; especially when we can't figure out how to turn it on & need to enlist the help of Jacko XD
not to mention; i love the voice clips you send me via msn ;)
'it doesn't matter if you're a girl'
LOLOLOL XD i love you until my dying day; until the end of time
come what may (L)
♥ Maria Mejias ♥ UNDER CONSTRUCTION
♥ Jessamine Amy Anisia Trasy ♥ aka. JoJo Pants UNDER CONSTRUCTION

♥ Natasha Jacqueline Locke ♥ aka. Tash UNDER CONSTRUCTION
♥ Ghost Of A Chance ♥ R.I.P these boys are fair amazing :D
their music is so very inspirational, i've had many mixed emotions while listening to their songs and many fond memories from their gigs, it has been one wild ride.

♥ Abe Jackaman Radloff ♥
aka. April Requiem
Rest In Peace
i'll never forget the time i first met you properly.
you made me feel somewhat special for being able to have a somewhat decent conversation with you; even if it was about shampoo x]
'rinse and repeat, always repeat!!'
or which make-up brand had the best eyeliner.
thank you for letting me stroke your pretty hair on so many occasions :]
you must have thought i was a complete lunatic; but in the end you just smiled and laughed.
that smile will stay in my memory forever; unmoved.
i'll never forget that night at the bus stop either; you wanted to bite my arm so hard that it drew blood.
in a way i wish you had done so.. it would have been an honour.
your music is an inspiration to me.
thank you so much for smiling & personally handing that guitar pick to me.
i knew it wasn't yours, it was taigan's, but still, you made sure to save it for me.
thank you so much; it made that fantastic night even more special.
i still have that rose you gave me; i keep it in my room along with photos; the guitar pick & gig flyers :]
i wish i could have spent more time with you.
i wish i could see you one last time; see that smile that everyone love so.
my memories of you will never fade Rest In Peace April.
i know i'll see you again :]
COMING SOON George Elijah Thomson. Jemma Rae Harris. {Jem Jem} Marissa Lee Bryans. Huw R Trenorden. Renee Chandra Pinopolous. Abby Grace Rossack. Iann Chadwick Hastings. Maz Alexis Barnes. Timothy Kenneth Greaves. {Timara}
Testosterone Boys & Harlequin Girls i'm so very glad to have these people in my life :>
they never fail to bring a smile to my face; without them i would be nothing.
they're my oxygen.
(L); Renee, Abby, Marissa, Linet, Maz, Kady, Nita, Jessicca, Cheesman, Ashleigh, Chantelle, KT, Evita, Jessica, Caitlin, Renn, Cutty, AJ, Hannah, Brondelion, Regan, Steffi, Danielle, Hedgehog, Keelie, Kam, Rhiannon, Sarah, Kayte, Molly, Jen, Jemma, Katy, Tahlia, Ivvy, Jimmy, Veronica, Pixie.
(L); George, Huw, Toaster, Rusty, Declan, Aeden, Fill, Cain, Zipeto, Russell, Cabana Boy Josh XD, Timmy, Jesse Macable, Matt Gunn, Nathan, Timara, Max, Blair, Shaun, Chris, Joely Pants, Aaron, Lachlan, Jeremy, Ryan, Trent.
-if i've missed you out feel free to message me x]

Who I'd Like To Meet:
The Boy Of My Dreams Kiss me. Wrestle with me. Dance with me. Sing with me. Hold my hand. Fight the monsters in my closet. Cheat at card games with me. Let me write all over you with markers. Stargaze with me on the roof. Go to gigs with me. Leave footprints on the beach with me. Throw stuffed animals at me when i act stupid. Laugh with me. Lay in the grass with me. Play on the swing set with me. Watch the clouds roll by with me. Throw pebbles at my window at night. Eat fairyfloss with me. Kiss me in front of your friends. Dance in the rain with me. Splash through puddles with me. Sing stupid songs with me. Make funny faces at me. Take me to the zoo. Draw stupid pictures with me. Call me silly names. Run through the sprinklers with me. Cuddle with me. Take cute pictures with me in a photobooth. Watch cartoons with me. Muck around with me in Toys 'R' Us. Prank call people with me. Push the hair from my eyes & kiss me. Play videogames with me. Leave me cute little notes. Share problems with me. Tickle me. Make me laugh like no one else can. Jump on the bed with me. Kiss me in the rain. Come home with me. Let me fall asleep in your arms. Forever.
Oliver Sykes. he's the kind of human wreckage that i love.

Noel Fielding & Julian Barratt are GODS in my eyes.

FIN..f