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dan sturge

Demons watch over me.

About Me

Do me and yourself a favour, before you send a friend request to me try reading this and send me a message first as to why you think I should add you. I hate most porn so don't send that to me. I don't like most of what is called music these days, esp. hip-hop/rap. I'm not a drug user so therefore I'm not drug friendly.I could care less if your mom thinks you're special or someone trying to get in your pants told you that you're beautiful. So unless you have something original to say or are an interesting piece of humanity FECK OFF!!! So if i come off as a dick it's because, well I am a dick. Go bother someone else. This pretty much sums me up.I'm a pitiful SIGHT And I ain't all that bright I'm definitely not chiseled from stone I'm a cheat and a liar No womans desire I'll probably die cold and alone But just give me a chance Cause deep down inside I swear I got a big heart of gold
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: T. Daniel Sturge
Birthday: 15 June 1976
Birthplace: Ft. Lauderdale, Fl
Current Location: San Francisco
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: bald
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: Irish/Puerto Rican
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sketchers
Your Weakness: Guinness
Your Fears: No Guinness
Your Perfect Pizza: All meats and soy cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Maintain a 3.0 g.p.a.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck all!
Your Best Physical Feature: My ass
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: My grandparents
Pepsi or Coke: water
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither are food
Single or Group Dates: sigle
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Cookies and Cream
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee sucks
Do you Smoke: quit 5 years ago
Do you Swear: Like a fuckin Marine
Do you Sing: On occasion
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: in college now
Do you want to get Married: When my gay friends can then I might
Do you belive in yourself: Most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Meh
Are you a Health Freak: I'm fat and drink beer
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: It rains here for 3 months straight, I'd kill for some thunder
Do you play an Instrument: A lomg time ago
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: uhhh yea Beavis
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yep
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not exactly
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Uhhh huuhhh
Ever been called a Tease: Yep
Ever been Beaten up: A few times
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Defending my beleifs
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An archeaologist
What country would you most like to Visit: Greece
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Well red is my favourite but like the brunettes too
Short or Long Hair: Long unless she can pull off the short style
Height: 5'7"
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: normal
Number of Drugs I have taken: I have no idea
Number of CDs I own: 500
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 6
Number of things in my Past I Regret: about 10 things
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My Interests

live shows , guinness and whatever has my attention at the moment.

I'd like to meet:

Ernest Hemingway, Arthur Guinness, Robert Johnson, Hank Williams, and anyone that can laugh just as loud at themselves as at others.

Music:

punk(not the clear channel kind) and anything that you can fight or fuck to. rather than list everything i own on record tape or cd i will leave it to the above statement to tell you what i like and listen to.

Movies:

anything that will entertain me for a hour or two. but the favorite one is a clockwork orange. once agian i dont feel it nessecary for me to provide you with something the profilers can use to determine what makes me tick. think im kidding just look at your fbi file.

Television:

good band.

Books:

favorite book once again a clockwork orange. others that i read are web griffin novels and james patterson novels. for humour i like david sedaris. i also like to read the "classics" from literature, so far i can understand why they don't teach moby dick in schools anymore.

Heroes:

G.I. Joe cause hes a real american hero.

My Blog

It seems as though I don't exist

Playing with this site it tells me that I don't exist. I guess I'm doing alright for a figment of your imagination.HowManyOfMe.comThere are:0people with my namein the U.S.A.How many have your name?...
Posted by dan sturge on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:36:00 PST

What's in my head

Well seeing as I just got back from seeing The Pogues, I was thinking about what it will take for me to ever get married or settle down. Too much beer will do this to a normally reserved person like m...
Posted by dan sturge on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:29:00 PST

My trip home

Well let's see what I remember...ah yes, I went home for a week. I got in on Wednesday night and Steve picked me up and took me to Asylum where luck would have it we ran into The Cagekeeper and procee...
Posted by dan sturge on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 02:34:00 PST

more funnies

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-...
Posted by dan sturge on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:39:00 PST

ahahahahahahha

This comes as no surprise. My score on The Personality Defect Test:style="font-size:18pt;font-weight:bold;">Capitalist Pig/>style="font-size:12pt">(You are 85% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, ...
Posted by dan sturge on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:47:00 PST

autobiography stolen from Heather

1.Where did you take your default pic?U-Turn bar 2.What exactly are you wearing right now?tshirt and gym shorts3.What is your current problem?Can't afford to go home when I want to.4.What makes you mo...
Posted by dan sturge on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 02:59:00 PST

just to prove someone wrong

1) What are their names?1. Heather2. Shandra3. Steve2) Do you trust him/her?1. With anything2. i have my reservations3. yes3) How did you meet?1. through her husband/ my best friend2. Myspace3. high s...
Posted by dan sturge on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 03:36:00 PST

something close to me

So I was reading my favourite local message board(www.bayarearidersforum.com) and ran across a post that actually means something to me.(Thank you Budman) As most of my friends know I ride motorcycles...
Posted by dan sturge on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 02:41:00 PST

sometimes boredom scares me

table cellspacing="0" align="center"> Your Birthdate: June 15 With a birthday on the 15th of any month, you are apt to have really strong attachments to home, family and domestic scene. ...
Posted by dan sturge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

things to do when bored

You are a maniackiller.It doesn't matter who they are and what theyhave or haven't done. You still want to killthem. And for a simple reason only; it's fun.Seeing people in pain is like ecstasy. Maybe...
Posted by dan sturge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST