I Hump NY. |
Once upon a time, I worked at Shock, the now defunct magazine and web site that covered current events, pop culture, polio-stricken dancing transvestites and anything else that could, more or less, sh...
Posted by Laura on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 05:28:00 PST |
Independence Day summation: A.C. Slater and Masturbation. Unrelated bonus: baby bukkake! |
To see the photo I took of A.C. Slater, see my other blog here.To see my baby bukkake entry, click here....
Posted by Laura on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 01:56:00 PST |
Announcement |
I have AIDS. Just kidding, I totally don't have AIDS! I have something even better: a new web site and blog! Please check out www.LauraLeu.com and add my blog to your RSS feed. (Don't worry, I don't k...
Posted by Laura on Thu, 31 May 2007 06:22:00 PST |
Officer Feelgood reporting for duty. |
I dressed up as "Officer Feelgood" for Halloweens 1998-2000 and was never able to part with the costume, so I've always kept it stashed in a box under my bed--just in case of emergency ("We need a str...
Posted by Laura on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:38:00 PST |
Rubber-stamping on the high seas! Plus: a long awkward pose! |
A few weeks ago was the annual Stampin' Up! cruise my mom earned through her rubber-stamp peddling. This was my fourth stamp cruise, and it was the usual mix of buffet binge-eating, Bingo, and conver...
Posted by Laura on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:57:00 PST |
The Internet makes me look like a whorebag. |
I was searching online for a Time Out article I wrote on spending the day at a porn theater, so I Googled "Laura Leu" + "porn" and 192 pages popped up. One-hundred ninety-two Web sites have my name an...
Posted by Laura on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:27:00 PST |
A compliment I received today. |
From my editor at Stuff: "Sometimes I forget that you're such a good writer and not just some bitch who loves cheese."It's not often I hear praise from my editors, so this warmed my heart. My artery-c...
Posted by Laura on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 05:06:00 PST |
I have potty fingers. |
These are the words that have been added (over time) to my cell phone's T9 word database for text messaging: assholeConey CuntDickdick FuckitysexskeeuckingWolkinYay...
Posted by Laura on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:27:00 PST |
Poon Meds or Metal Poons? |
I just wrote a feature for Penthouse on female sexual enhancers (i.e., vadge viagra), and because all the horny pills and creams have names that sound like lady robots from sci-fi movies (except for "...
Posted by Laura on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:55:00 PST |
Miss Cleo, you have some competition. |
I don't normally buy into this astrology hocus-pocus, but my horoscope in the New York Metro today was so eerily accurate that I think I've become a believer. Below is the Scorpio prediction, wri...
Posted by Laura on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:56:00 PST |
