Philly Frank

I travel around the U.S. selling T-Shirts for a band half of the year. The other half is mostly spent catching up with my dog, Bones, and all the people I miss when I'm away. I love Philadelphia, but I've never lived anywhere else, so I try and get away at any chance there is. This has been made easier since I got my new/used 98 Dodge Neon. Ladies, get a wet nap and stop drooling. Arwen might slice you. I'm always watching the Weather Channel, especially at 50 mins. past the hour from June to October (Hurricane Advisory), with my fingers crossed that there might be some waves aimed at S. Jersey. My brother just had triplets. Max, Matthew, and Madison. It's crazy watching them grow into little people. I like going over to visit but I'm glad I'm just "Uncle Frank". I eat a large amount of Peanut Butter sandwiches throughout the year. I still enjoy apple juice. I love breakfast food, but not in the morning. I've had a skateboard my whole life but never cared to do a kickflip (transportation only). I hate smalltalk, but realise you gotta start somewhere. Come to think of it, I don't like writing about myself either.