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Matt

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I kneel before Zod, as should you or else he will crush you with his bare hands. When I'm not kneeling before Zod, I'm thankful to Zod for allowing me to kneel before him in exchange for being allowed to live. I'm in the process of becoming a dog trainer. My dogs rule everything. I also like to beat the shit out of my drums whenever possible.
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HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF WHEN BEING ATTACKED BY SOMEONE ARMED WITH A PIECE OF FRESH FRUIT
DAVE LOMBARDO GOING OFF
DAVE LOMBARDO MASSIVELY GOING OFF (about a minute in)
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"COME ON IN, WHERE NIGHTMARES ARE THE BEST PART OF MY DAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!"
What American accent do you have? (Best version so far)
Northeast New England
The kind of accent they have in Boston. There is more to it than just r's.

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My Interests

Puppet begging for a treat. This pretty much works all the time.
Pigglet doing the same.

She even smiles

She's old enough in dog years
Puppet's first day home

Playing with the cat

She does this a lot
Lazy dogs (Yes, that's Pigglet's tongue hanging out.)

Drums, heavy music, video games, people who aren't retarded wastes of life, general bullshit like that. If you want to know something feel free to ask.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who isn't just a worthless bucket of guts sewn up in a sack of skin. Someone who is at least somewhat intelligent, can read, has their teeth, isn't hooked on crack, has common sense, likes animals, and isn't full of shit. Lucky for me, I finally met her :)

I'd also like to meet Dave Lombardo, General Zod, Lex Luthor, Hulk Hogan, Jack Bauer, Vince McMahon, The Undertaker, Bob Barker, Yoda, Joe Pesci, Arnold Schwarzenegger, the guy from Grand Theft Auto 3, the 3 Stooges, Mr. T, Hannibal Smith, Jack Tripper, Mr. Furley, the Monty Python people, Lieutenant Frank Drebin, Captain Clarence Oveur of Flight 209'er, Chuck Norris, Rocky Balboa, Rambo, Buddy Rich, Darth Vader, Robocop, Clark Kent, Bill S. Preston Esquire, Ted Theodore Logan, R2D2, Chewbacca, Vinnie Paul, Mr. Fuji, Ric Flair, Whoever invented the big wheel, Mario, Luigi, Bowser, a hobbit, Indiana Jones, Oscar the Grouch, Animal, The 2 old guys in the balcony seats, Steve Irwin, Mr. Rogers, Bob Ross, Tackleberry, Tommy Vercetti, Jesse Ventura, Slayer, Jack Burton from the Pork Chop Express, Lo Pan, Bald Bull, Super Macho Man, Little Mac, Charlie Brown, Doc Brown, Biff Tannen, Al Bundy, King Kong Bundy, King Kong, Mr. Miyagi, Derek Roddy, Fonzie, Superman, Andrew Dice Clay, Archie Bunker, George Jefferson, George Washington, George Lucas, George Costanza, George McFly, George Foreman, Theodore Long, Slick, Doyle Hargraves, and Mel Torme'. I'll think of more later.

Music:

Good music of any kind is still good music. If you disagree, kill yourself. This does not mean that any kind of music is good music. Shit music is not good music. Some of my favorites are Slayer, Pantera, Primus, Dragonforce, old Metallica, Grip Inc, Fantomas, and The Price Is Right song.

DAVE LOMBARDO PLAYING WAR ENSEMBLE

MIKE MANGINI GOING OFF

BUDDY RICH VS. ANIMAL
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12-YEAR-OLD TONY ROYSTER JR.

20 SOMETHING TONY ROYSTER JR.

FANTOMAS

GRIP INC.

Movies:

A HORROR MOVIE ME AND SOME FRIENDS MADE A LONG TIME AGO

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MIKE TYSON'S PUNCH-OUT: TEN YEARS LATER

LIGHTNING BOLT!

SPECIAL EDITION

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ANGRY GERMAN KID VS. LEEROY JENKINS

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YOGA FLAME

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STREET FIGHTER: THE LATER YEARS PART 1
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PART 2
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PART 3
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Television:

The Price Is Right, South Park, Family Guy, etc. I'm usually too busy wasting time to watch TV.

My Blog

Piss off!!!

Ok check this shit out. About 2 or 3 months ago someone knocks on my door at like 1am or some ridiculous hour like that. So I get up and answer the door, and there's this gigantic fat piece of white t...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:47:00 PST

Differences Between 1956 and 2006

Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.2006 - School goes into lo...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:37:00 PST

Bill Cosby Rules

I got this forwarded to my email the other day, and it reminded me once again why Bill Cosby rules. Looks like New Orleans is waking people up. Cosby is shaking their bed again."We Can't Blame White P...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:31:00 PST

Life cereal cures cancer

Life cereal does not sure cancer. But cinnamon life cereal is the greatest food in the universe. Think about it. It's better than everything. The other Life cereals kick massive amounts of ass too, bu...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:02:00 PST

Inflatable Ass Balloons

[In response to...]     We here at Asphinkter and Crotch would personally like to thank you.  Unfortunately we have better things to do so we won't. Your ideas on fornication ...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 07:03:00 PST

38 Things Northerners Think

1. Okay, "Northerner" really means "Northeasterner." 2. And by "Northeasterner," we really mean people from Massachusetts, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania. 3. Maine, Vermont, Ne...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:20:00 PST

Kneeling before Zod

It has come to my attention that some people don't realize how serious the consequences of not kneeling before Zod are, and I'm here to help before it's too late.This morning when I woke up, after I k...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:03:00 PST

Bob Barker Announces Retirement

I'm not really into blogs, but this is important news: Bob Barker has announced that he will be retiring in June 2007. This is a major turning point in the history of the universe, as Bob is the man o...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:15:00 PST