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Ashley

I am here for Friends

About Me

Turn-on's include: That new car smell, that coffee shop smell, that old air conditioner smell, thanksgiving food, half-melted ice cream, dumplings, cabaret/burlesque costumes, oil pastels, those little candy coated chocolate eggs that you get at Easter, Family Feud, pumpkin bisque, canvas shopping, anything that Bill Maher does, vanilla soy milk, rubber cement, free money, waking up early but not being tired, all-you-can-drink brunch, vintage/thrift, listening to my sister try to sing, Japanese salad dressing, ricotta cheesecake, the smell of melon, and the sound of someone breathing in my ear.Turn-offs include: People that don't recognize trends until they're over, obsession of people that you will never meet or fuck, people that call all Asian people Chinese, people that are afraid to be seen alone, complainers, the sound of a bag of chips being fondled by the person sitting next to me on the train or in class, flakes, guys who walk with a fake limp, and ignorance of good music.

My Interests

music, art, cooking, good beer, metaphysics, meandering, southern margaritas, roulette, bonfires and whiskey, exploring the real new york, shakin' what my momma gave me, improv/sketch comedy, coffee in mass quantities, indie film, jazz/funk jam sessions, karaoke, goat cheese, philosophy, reading, writing, bizarre conversation, fresh quacamole, wasting time on ebay, painting, talkin shit, charcoal sketches, learning italian, shootin pool, misplacing important items, people that embrace their quirkiness, winter squash of all varieties, and anything that involves cookies.

I'd like to meet:

a phychic who can tell me the name of the person that stole my cd's in 10th grade....i'm totally serious.AND somebody who knows of the movie Fuzzbucket.

Music:

r&b hits from the early 90's, power ballads, monster rock, soft rock classics

Movies:

I Heart Huckabees, Office Space, Drowning Mona, Saving Silverman, Wild at Heart, Fuzzbucket, Labyrinth, Dancer in the Dark, Clifford, The Shining, About Schmidt, Memento, Requeim for a Dream, Amelie, Beetlejuice, Big Fish, Breaking the Waves

Television:

Conan, Real Time With Bill Mahar, Food Network

Books:

Bulgakov, Faulkner, Welty, Mahar, Klosterman, Ellroy

Heroes:

the cashier at Pearl Paint who SINGS the amount of your purchase

My Blog

just think...

how sweet it would be....
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:15:00 PST

tonight, tonight

it was the last night at the Riv.  party in the penthouse. it was supposed to be fancy and it just wasn't.  fancy ones seem to get the sloppiest and it makes for good laughs just about alway...
Posted by Ashley on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:00:00 PST

j'aime le cafe'

i finally got a french press and yes i love it, and yes i posted a blog about it, and yes i am avoiding doing productive things at the moment but...it really is quite nice.  the security guard at...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 09:28:00 PST

Nuts for Nuts

Okay so first of all I heard a really bizarre "rumor" I guess you would call it.  Some one at work (might have been Augusto) told me that the Nuts for Nuts carts that are frequently seen all over...
Posted by Ashley on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 02:16:00 PST

Hip Hip Hooray

Today's Cheer: Fugi Apples (either plain, in a tart or pie, or as juice)  These are by far and away the best on the market (except for Macouns which are hard to come by)  I've gott...
Posted by Ashley on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 01:13:00 PST

All I want for Christmas

This is what I want for Christmas...His name is Stitch.          ;           ;      ...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 01:31:00 PST

Gotta getcha some...

Brown rice green tea. (from Sea Thai Bistro in Williamsburg) I'm tellin' ya, it's pretty awesome.  And it's the loose tea, not that fake ass stuff in a bag.  I'm thinking about a new "...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 12:58:00 PST

ramble on

Just so ya'll know, Dos Caminos Soho pales in comparison to Park Ave. So put that in your pipe and smoke it. I froze my ass off and was pretty damn bored most of the night. Tried Nutella for th...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so fabulous

seems to be my most received compliment on Sunday nights...seeing as how the first stop is usually a gay open bar. the night ended up at the Smiths/Morrissey tribute...which I always manage to be tho...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

negligent me

I'm fully aware that I have been neglecting this blog thing for a damn long time. So I'll give it another go I suppose. I found myself wide awake this morning at 7:30 am (you know how it goes after ...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST