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Brenna aka KFIR

You're not Santa! You smell like beef and cheese!!!

About Me

Wouldn't u like 2 know....hahaha...Pretty much all you need to know about me is I have a really sweet car bed and hopefully for christmas my roomates will get me a cb radio so i can talk to other car beds. I love armadillo hunting-don't woory u animal lovers out there I'm a vegetarian so it's just capture and release for those tricky little suckers! It's an amazing rush!Also I just found out what a "hot carl" is and I have to be honest-I'm pretty fuckin traumatized! There r some sick people in this world! Please don't b fooled by the hot carl comments on my page. I am not "down" with the hot carl,nor will I ever be,I just find that joking about it releases the inner turmoil I feel and the disgust at humanity i have felt from attaining such revolting information! I'm pretty much the best grey goose lemon drop maker on this side of the mississippi and that is no joke. I would never joke about Grey Goose....or Fiji water for that matter...I work at one of the strangest places on the planet with some of the craziest, silly,coolest & most bizarre people I have ever met as a professional drink slanga...I love organic things and I always wear my seatbelt and only feel calm if I'm driving at least 85...I get srong waves of anxiety if I drive 65....I love watching The Notebook, curling up into the fetal position and crying myself to sleep! I know it sounds weird but its extremely liberating...I find that really amazing designer shoes make me happy in a way nothing else can...my parents nicknamed me pooter when I was a baby and trust me u do not want to know why...I love calling people douchebags-it's just a really fun word to say....I'm also trying to bring back radical, awesome and gnarly and I'm having tremendous success with the first 2.......
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My Interests

GETTING MOTORBOATED BY THE 1AND ONLY FANTASY MAN!going out with friends,reading, watching movies, shopping, I love long walks on the beach, snuggling, fire walking, juggling, riding my bike off sweet jumps,hiking in the nude,being the gate keeper of my own destiny,perfecting my awesome dance routine, dancing in front of the mirror singing Backstreet Boys, making nachos, hot air baloon riding,sky diving,fencing,having duels,

I'd like to meet:

People that make me laugh.Anyone who is true to who they are and doesn't try to act like someone they are not. As far as "famous" people I'd have 2 start with Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Wayne Kramer, Oprah Winfrey, Will Farrell.....Al Pacino..... SEPTEMBER=SEXY Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Great in bed. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. A meaningful love life partner. Makes right choices. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Does not harm others. It is all about love and fairness.Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. ****'s and does fullfill. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Knows what to do, to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to have close to you. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.

Movies:

Gladiator, Once upon a time in Mexico, traffic, somethings gotta give, man on fire,in the time of butterflies, motorcycle diaries, garden state, lord of war, around the bend, frida,the agronomist, Running Scared-craziest movie I've seen in a long time,good will hunting,lock stock and two smoking barrels, transporter,meet joe black,city of god, what dreams may come,american history x,under the tuscan sun,old school,The godfather, dirty love, closer,constant gardener, waiting,the notebook,pulp fiction,kill bill 1&2, deperado, the cooler,scarface,la mujer de mi hermano,LA confidential, sin city, the green mile, legends of the fall, braveheart,zoolander,pay it forward,

Television:

Entourage, Greys Anatomy, Sex and the City, Epitafios,Rome, CSI-las vegas and Miami,

Books:

The Mastery of love by Don Miguel Ruiz has got to be one of the greatest books ever! Stephanie Plum series, anything by Jennifer Crusie, Celestine Prophecy,anything by Paulo Coelho, Way of the Peaceful warrior, anything that I read that either makes me laugh out loud or teaches me something...

Heroes:

My father for being so selfless and always putting his family first. My mother for always accepting me, and my sister for always putting up with me. All the people in the world who stand up for what they believe in without hurting people. My friends for being the light in my life! I love you bitches!!!!