I'm all about havin' fun. You know, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to SeaWorld and take my pants off...
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.........
Slap Shot, National Lampoon's Animal House, Stripes, Caddyshack, The Godfather/The Godfather: Part II, Pulp Fiction, The Blues Brothers, Scarface, Every Bond Movie Made, Swingers, Reservoir Dogs, Cool Hand Luke, Fletch, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, This is Spinal Tap, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Blazing Saddles, Platoon, Back to School, Easy Rider, Clerks, Dumb and Dumber, Porky's, Full Metal Jacket, Bullitt, Enter The Dragon, Goodfellas, Fight Club, The Usual Suspects, The Longest Yard, Office Space, Dazed And Confused, Napoleon Dynamite..To name a few
T.V is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
Reading books is overrated, thats why cliff notes were invented!!
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