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Simon

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You Are 46% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
Your Personality Is Like Ecstasy
You're usually feeling the love for the world around you - you want to hug everyone.
And while you're usually content to sit back and view the world with wonder...
Sometimes you're world becomes very overwhelming and a little scary. What Drug Is Your Personality Like?SIMON SAYS A WORLD WITH JIMI IS A BETTER WORLD!!!GEORGE IS ONE DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER AND THATS JUST SCIENCE! ID BITCH SLAP HIS ASS IN PUBLIC. GEORGE TOOK A DUMP IN THE US TOILET AND DIDNT FLUSH. I CALL THAT A SHARK ATTACK!Let me start by saying, I'd like to thank the Academy for really understanding the message I tried to put across. I'd like to thank my agent, Elastic Ass for showing me the secrets of Fondue, who knew he knew? My friends a family, who believed in a dream; "We did it guys!" I'd like to thank Jesus for dying for our sins and getting past the whole masterbation thing! I'd like to thank you for visiting my page and not leaving vindictive messages! I'd like to thank Chuck Woolery for being back in 2 and 2! Its been a long hall, but we finaly did it. It feels so good. 18 years in the making and we never lost sight of the mission. If only we knew then what we know now; add salt!!Did I mention, I can't spell! And i'm a tree hugger!!..
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My Interests

.. width="300" height="290" ....img src="http://widget-0d.slide.com/p2/8337421/ms_t000_v000_a000 _f00/images/xslide2.gif"Mostly my interest in life is developing memories cause I figure, it mght be the only thing we take with us. I love rain.I want to laugh man, someone who loves laughing. I love to travel, its not always by design but its working. I dont like planning things, I like to shoot from the hip and see what comes next, and I like people who enjoy that mind set!I have a heavy interest in what happens after death. Husky football! UW for life baby, the kings colors! I beleive in ghosts, ufo's, bigfoot, and all sorts of shit you havent even heard of. I think that most people walk through their life without really focusing on just how strange life is. This is something I think about all the time. A huge part of me looks foward to death, just to solve the mystery of it all. I love sports, video games, camping, hiking, swimming, and of course VIDEOGAMES!Come positive or dont come at all people. I enjoy people but you got to come with your heart. Show ya love! Keep the peace!

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Woolery, Shadow Stevens from HollyWood Squares! Kieth Richards so I could let him know hes been dead for over twenty years and can rest now. Rush Limbaugh so I could pimpslap his fat face. The Dell computer kid, I'd like to pee on R-Kelly, OPRAH, Judge Reinhold, the dude who went through that jet engine and lived, Aron Carter, Carrot Top, the fat kid from Goonies, Fabio, Clint Howard, The Noid, Id like to go to Dr Laura's house, put on some romantic music, get in to something more confortable, slowly walk to her bathroom and shark her crapper,levae and never speak a word. Ninjas, someone with access to seedless watermelons! Siegfried....not Roy, FUCK Roy! People who can shoot milk out their eyes..thats awsome! A cannibal, and live to tell the tale. Someone who gets paid to play the Tringle, and my maker!

Music:

Alice In Chains, Pearl Jam, Ben Harper, Love Battery, Built to Spill, Blue Scholars, Jimi Hendrix, I'm telling you that Frogstomp album from Silver Chair ruled, too bad they licked so much ass after that! Face to Face, The Pharcyde, The Cure, Nirvana, The Black Sheep, Spinal Tap, The Cult, NAS, The Roots, Led Zeppelin, Seaweed, Queens of the Stone Age, James Brown, 2Pac, Pink Floyd, NIN, Common Market, The Stones, Common, Gnarles Barkley, Naughty By Nature, Sublime, Screaming Trees, The Clash, DJ Shadow, AudioSlave, Rick James, Beastie Boys, Big Daddy Kane, Sevendust, The RZA, Sublime, The Pixies, A Tribe Called Quest, (I must be gay because I like Coldplay! The Beatles, System, Leaders of the New School, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Bad Religion, RUN DMC, Faith No More, Orange 9MM, INXS, Common Market, Mudhoney, WU Tang, Living Colour, Mother Love Bone, Otis Redding, Local H, Soundgarden, The Strokes, MudHoney, The Gravediggaz, Stevie Wonder, Weezer, The Pharcyde, The Whitestripes, DMX, Morphine, Mos Def, Helmet, Chris Isaak, Prince, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, The Ramones, Dead Milkmen, D'Angelo, For Love Not Lisa, Brad, Anthrax, RadioHead, The Beta Band,The Melvins, Earth Wind and Fire, Neil Young, Pantera, Cake, Bob Dylon, Nirvana, The Strokes, Jeff Buckley, Ray Charles, Foo Fighters, OutKast, The Deftones, I HATE TO SAY I LOVE CLASSIC FILTER NOT THAT 90210 SHIT, Temple of the Dog, Clutch, The Bouncing Souls, Ice CUBE, Pennywise, Public Enemy, Outkast, Soul Coughing, The Temptations, The Four Tops, Band of Horses, and anything with some emotion... except that sorry ass country emotion. Talking Heads, The White Stripes, Illifino, Rancid, Oh and I love classical... no favorites but I like to mellow out to it when I go camping or I'm feeling high strung.

Movies:

Momento, Anchorman, Airplane, Hot Shots 1 and Deux, Shaun of the Dead, Club Dread, Evil Dead Trilogy, Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, Gatica, The Following, Blade Runner, Tim Burton flicks, The Dark Crystal, Millers Crossing, Higher Learning, Philadelphia, The Waking Life, Malcom X, Beerfest, Any Wes Anderson film, Bubba Ho-Tep, Zoolander, The Jerk, Clockwork Orange, Gross Point Blank, Ghost Dog, Singles, Coffee and Cigarettes, Clerks, I am Sam, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Fletch, 200 Cigarettes, Hoosiers Ghostbusters, The Granny, The Cartel, One Crazy Summer, Better Off Dead, anything with C. Thomas Howell, 40 Year Old Virgin, Space Balls, Chasing Amy, G.I. Joe the Movie, Crash, any Mel Brooks movies, Skitzoplis, Safemen, Dirty Work, Better off Dead, Screwed, most Hitchcock films, and, most importantly, my home movies with my people.

Television:

Man I dig comedy central, Arrested Development, Sealab, Lost, Football, Basketball, ESPN, TLC, History Channel, Sci Fi, Seinfeld, G.I. Joe, The Office, SNL. I like to watch athletes climb the montain. Overcome the odds and become a legend, like this guy below!

Books:

It Makes Me Want to Holler by Nathan McCall, Rush Limbaugh is a Fat Idiot by Al Franken The Celestine Prophecy, Moby Dick-Herman Melville, Henry Rollins books!Playboy-Hugh Hefner, not that dirty penthouse shit! My favorite thing to read is the Deadpool and G.I. Joe comics by Image; actually I LOVE comics! I would read more but my eyes get tired! My eyes suck... anyone want to trade?

Heroes:

My mother, the best mother you could ever have and truly my number one hero. She's never given up on me and claims that she's proud of me, but frankly I have no idea why. Heros for me, are people who stand for something. They have an opinion, and they want to be heard! I should say they cant vote republican! Guilted Lilly is one of my heros for rocking so fucking hard it makes my dick itch! LOL Some of the people in my life I would consider to be heros of mine. I've seen my fiends do amazing things and become even more amazing people. My people are my heros, because they live good lives, they have good ethics, and try to do whats right. I respect them all for that. I had a good friend Steve who proved in his passing, that its what you do when your here,that truly dictates who you will become! Live strong? Nah, Live now!

My Blog

A craptastic story for us all!

I was on the back porch smoking a cig ( known to do) just chilling, and thinking. Started to think back to those good old days as a kid. A better time perhaps? Things were so easy...then! Were they?I'...
Posted by Simon on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:37:00 PST

A sense of calm!

You ever wonder why one would refuse to relax and just let it roll? Man, I need a chill pill.I dont dig pills so I just got high instead. I feel good. Sometimes life is like spinning out of control an...
Posted by Simon on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 12:57:00 PST

A not so merry Christmas!

December is usually my favorite month of the year by far. This year, not so much. I recently met the most amazing woman named Bianca. I had the hots for this girl from the first moment we spoke. I got...
Posted by Simon on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 03:00:00 PST

This rock is heavy!!

Man, I miss my friends and family a ton but not as much as I miss my home. I have been drifting for so long now. How did I even get here? I dont even remember anymore. Rain, I pray for it. I need to r...
Posted by Simon on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 12:08:00 PST

You bring home the turkey and I'll bring home the bacon!

I took a step back today. Its been hard, the distance, the lack of conections. Lately i've felt really unconfortable in my own skin, not sure why. I can feel it creeping in me again, the rage. Anger, ...
Posted by Simon on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 05:44:00 PST

Better to Die on your Feet, than to live on your knees!

I woke this morning very depressed. People think that if you live in Maui its all vacation, all the time. Nope, sorry to disapoint. The crust of Maui; I always say that to love someone or some place, ...
Posted by Simon on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 12:15:00 PST

Call a spade a spade, or a queen. Who cares!

Alright my peeps here I am sitting at this damned cyber cafe called I Zones!Let me start by saying that I had no idea what an obsessed internet user I was until Brian took off to Oregon and took his l...
Posted by Simon on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 05:42:00 PST

The Icons known as my friends!

Well, I hope you have all had a great 4th of July! This blog I write tonight is for my friends and how much they do for me even from a distance. I always tell people all the time about how truly lucky...
Posted by Simon on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 04:05:00 PST

Six Six oh... Six!

Ok, so where do I begin? I'm attempting to write a blog here about an old friend that Eric and I used to know; his name was Randy Dummit. In the summer of 2000 Randy made a tragic decision to take his...
Posted by Simon on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 09:20:00 PST

One hurdle down!

Recently i've been catching myself thinking about my childhood, and the events that have shaped my life. Certain events can do so much damage, that even the victim isn't truly aware of the damage done...
Posted by Simon on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 11:20:00 PST