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Adam

TANAKA IS MY HERO!

About Me

I'm laid back and have a bad sense of self-censorship. I have a problem keeping track of loose change. Brunettes are better than blondes any day. I'm creative but lazy. Life is an experience, the good and the bad parts, it's nothing to regret or complain about. (except for when Taco Bell took the chilli-cheese burrito off of their menu, that was an unforgiveable sin!!!!)
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My Interests

Mexican beers, comic books, superheroes, Vikings, Ninjas, perfecting napping as an artform, cooking,foreign films, stand up comedy, trivia, PVC/Resin Statues (especially Kotobukiya products), trying to find more wallspace for posters, wondering where to put my burgeoning library, concerts, doing impersonations, off-beat humor, people watching, and what not.

I'd like to meet:

The Three B's Batman Burt Reynolds and Mr. Belvedere & Trent Reznor

Music:

NIN, Alice In Chains, Rammstein, Hole, Veruca Salt, Ishtar, Louis the XIV, Incubus, Godsmack, Jay Z, Stone Temple Pilots, Bob Marley, James Brown, Johnny Cash, Shinedown, Rage Against the Machine, 80's One Hit Wonders, David Bowie, Queen, Led Zepplin, Rancid, Finch, The White Stripes, and more

Movies:

Oldboy, Gladiator, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Die Hard, The Breakfast Club, The Goonies, Batman Begins, Office Space, Heathers, Anchorman, Road Trip, Hero, Conan the Barbarian, Sin City, Ong-Bak the Thai Warrior

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, Seinfeld, The Venture Bros., Justice League, Moral Orel, The A-Team.

Books:

The Coming of Conan the Cimmerian, The Bloody Crown of Conan, & The Savage Sword of Conan, The Moon is Down, Fight Club, The Grapes of Wrath, The Book of Words Trilogy, We Were Soldiers Once and Young, A Book of Five Rings, Tom Sawyer, The Fountainhead, 1984, Battle Royale, Then Again Maybe I Won't, Stranger in a Strange Land, A Scanner Darkly, Last Exit To Brooklyn, Lord of the Flies, Alas Babylon, Still Life with Woodpecker, Jitterbug Perfume, The Long Goodbye, American Gods, Neverwhere, The Nibelungenleid, The Arabian Nights, The Fuck Up, Dune, The Maltese Falcon, Idoru, The Postman, Catcher in the Rye, Snow Crash and many, many more. --Comics-- V for Vendetta, Transmetropolitan, Watchmen, The Crow, Identity Crisis, Bite Club, Strangers in Paradise, GTO, Danger Girl, She-Hulk,Batman, Catwoman, Body Bags, Bomb Queen

Heroes:

Batman, and if Batman isn't one of your personal heroes..well..I PITY YOU!

My Blog

Selleck-isms

Ok, so there's the whole Internet divination of Chuck Norris with all the cutesy Norris sayings like: "Chuck Norris' tears are the cure for cancer, the problem is that Chuck Norris doesn't cry." Well...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:18:00 PST

Erik Estrada's guide to the ladies

Erik Estrada's Guide to Gettin BusyChapter 1: IntroductionSometimes, even the fact that I was Ponch in C.H.i.P.S doesn't get me laid. I mean, that trick only works on girls 25 or older these days.But ...
Posted by Adam on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:13:00 PST

Local 407: Union of Ninjas bulletin

    On another recent mission to that land of America where those cavemen drink tea made from bags and eat their fish cooked we find another concern.      Singing B...
Posted by Adam on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 06:13:00 PST

Ninja Union Membership Application

Local 407: Union of Ninjas MemberShip Application: Name: _________________________ Age: ________ Home Dojo: ___________________ Most Deadly Technique: _________________________________________________...
Posted by Adam on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:01:00 PST

Ninja's official position on the Big Mac

From a memo from the Office of Super Highest Grandmaster Kusanagi Head of the Fist of Destiny clan:   Last month one of our members went on a mission to the United States of America where there...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:25:00 PST

Ninja Union Meeting notes

Minutes from the  Local 407: Union of Ninjas Claw-of-The-Dragon: Chapter President Fights-in-Darkness: Chapter Treasurer Six-Toes-of-Silence: Chapter Secretary -- The ping-pong tournament with ...
Posted by Adam on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 09:52:00 PST

NINJAS on R&R

I'm bored..and when I'm bored I tend to think of odd things. Tonight's odd thought..what do ninjas do in their spare time?  Pirates drink rum and divvy up their treasure, super spies seduce exoti...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 09:46:00 PST

Soundtrack of Life

I liked this so much as a bulletin I'm posting it as a blog for posterity. - - - - - - -  Your Life: The Soundtrack  - - - - - - - So, here's how it works Open your music player Put it on ...
Posted by Adam on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 09:42:00 PST

NIN Concert Photos

My friend Matt and I went to see Nine Inch Nails on June 30th in Pittsburgh PA.  One of his friends had 5th row seats and took these pictures for us.  Sorry some of Trent Reznor are a bit bl...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 07:49:00 PST

Strip Clubs Confuse me

So, have you ever gone to, or gone by a strip club and seen the sign that says "Live Nude Girls!" Well WTF Captain Obvious?  This makes me curious do some people think they'll go in and see mann...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 06:39:00 PST