!!~Fred Fredburger~!!

I am Fred FredBurger...But you can call me Fred if you want............and I am green yes! And I look like an elephant but with horns and a devil tail yes! but I don't like devils they scare me.Um one time I was in jury duty and I have never been to jury duty before and it was my first time. But I didn't really care about it yes! and I wanted a Hammer Thingy from the judge but he wouldn't give it to me,if I had a hammer thingy I would make some nice things like a table or chairs!!! Yes! :D but one time I took it when he was talking alot and I started fixing the wall and I made a really nice looking hole! Yes! but then the judge got mad and he took the hammer thingy away D: And um I got really hungry and I asked this blue guy that had a pointy nose his real name is Vampire Zombie where the nachos are but he didn't know,so then I asked him where the hot dogs are but he didn't know where they are yes! and I like to say my name in a song like this *singing* Fred FredBurger Fred FredBurger Fred FredBurger Fred FredBurger YES!!! :D After that I went to bed at Vampire Zombie's house YES! Okay,so one day I-I won a contest and got to spend a day with Grim.And I wrote the best easy ever my momma told so, and the esay said "I want to eet sum Frozun yogert" but then a saw a girl and SHE HAD NO NOSE!!! NO NOSE!!! NO NOSE!! NO NOSE!!! YES! :D and I saw a really cool thing and when I pulled the switch thingy a light turned on!!! WHOA!!! YES! so then we went to get some frozun yogert but that frozun yogert tasted like, Invisible and I asked the guy what flavor was that brown one and he said chocolate.I like chocolate yes! then I asked him what flavor was the green one and he said that it was mint.I like mint,mint,mint,mint.... then while I was asking the guy what flavor was the green and the brown one Grim got me both of the flavors yes! :D and the also got me all of the toppings!!!! :D Then me and Billy were got a brain freeze! yes! we had to take a picture a lot of times because Grim wasn't ready. and my yogert was melting..( and the-the girl that had no nose was taking the picture!)Grim slapped me then I started crying because that hurt!!! D': then Grim told me to smile so I did and I had to smile for a long time and my face hurted really bad yes! But......GRIM KNOCKED DOWN MY FROZUN YOGERT!!! *gasps* : OOOOOOO and I tried to catch it but it fell........:'(...........NOOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOO!!! NO NO!!! AHHHH!!!! HE-HE KILLED MY YOGERT!!! :( so I hid in the freezer because I was mad at Grim.Then Grim took me to Sassy Cat Land,I only went because they had......NACHOS!!! I LIKE NACHOS!!! yes! Then we went on a ride and it went up then it started spinning really slow but then IT STARTED SPINNING REALLY FAST!!!!! YES! IT WAS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FUN!!! WEEEEEEEE!!! YES! :DDD then I flew off of the ride and I landed in a place with snow ALOT of snow(The snow tasted like water yes!) so then a guy took me to his cave and they were gonna share their food with me,and they had NACHOS!!! AND.......FROZUN YOGERT!!!!! YES!!! :DD I like nachos and frozun yogert! :D So I don't live in the underworld anymore I live in a really cold place now....EATING NACHOS AND FROZUN YOGERT!! YES!